A Carney, A Camera And A Quran Walk Into A Bar…

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1. L – That’s hilarious ! Carney blessed by the C.C.P. and the Ikwan. Is this meme worthy?

   1. LOL!!! A burka bar!!! Were the 2 guys the ones who allowed their womenfolk to be there? Secondly, why weren’t the wemyn at the back of the room waiting for permission to move forward and asking permission to speak?

      1. A Canadian Burkah Bar … sheesh … I thought men went to bars to pick up women … not to vomit on them. So authentic. So genuine. Look! The Muzzies are adopting Canadian culture! They’re not even going all stabby in the bar. And those women’s brothers and fathers haven’t honor-killed them for drinking and carousing with the infidels … ! Oh happy day!

         https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pj46A35KD4o/maxresdefault.jpg

2. Mark Carneygula’s gait and mannerisms look more and more like Joe “the cadaver” Biden.

3. Oh yeah the bars in Calgary are filled with those folks too !

   Remember when girls used to dance on top of the speakers at places like Confettis in Saskatoon back in the early 80’s ? I remember parts of those…

   1. What about Esmeralda’s, at the Saskatoon Inn. That is where I saw my first girl on a speaker in Saskatoon….

      1. Ezzie’s? I’m old enough to remember when it was simply a place where one went to drink beer and get rowdy. But that was in the early 1980s. The last time I was there was in ’86 and it had become a C & W bar, complete with dancing.

         On the other hand, I remember going for beer at the King Edward Hotel downtown. That was the sort of place where one was best advised to sit with one’s back against the wall……

         1. My memories about Saskatoon seem to be rather hazy. Then again, the last time I was there was more than 30 years ago.

            The place I was thinking of was called The Hollow Mug during the time I lived there. I don’t remember if there was an Esmeralda’s in the Saskatoon Inn back then. Maybe it was a separate establishment or THM got a different name after I moved away, as I can’t find any information on the Internet about it.

            1. The Mug was at the Travelodge, was it not?

            2. Yes, you’re right. Like I said, my memories about Saskatoon are hazy. On the other hand, I wasn’t particularly interested in that city’s night life, not that it had much to offer.

         2. I was a regular at the Red Fox in downtown Calgary in the days when it famously had the cheapest draft downtown and was a magnet for lowlife (obviously, since I was there). It was normally very much a place were you sat with your back to the wall, but I went there Friday evenings and always sat with my back to the door, on the theory that the people I had to worry about were already in the bar.

   2. I was a Stooner from ’81 to ’83. When was Confetti’s open and where was it located, or did I miss it.

      On the other hand, I used to live across the street from Cracker’s over in Lawson Heights and I remember when that place opened…..

      1. It was at the Imperial 400 on Idylwyld.

   3. Never went, but I remember the stories. ID checks being somewhat sporadic and perfunctory. We called it come-eff-mes.

      1. While I was living in Saskatoon, the hot spot to be was Fast Freddy’s. I think it was located in a hotel on the north side of the university area bridge (Parktown?).

         Someone on my social circle at the time used to hang out there, hoping to pick up some hot lady. I don’t think he got anywhere.

4. Mark Carnage; Canada’s biggest tax dodger.

   https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/carney-less-than-clear-on-where-he-pays-his-personal-taxes

   Speaking of tax dodgers, has Steven Guilbeault paid off his 5 figure tax arrears?

5. FILTHY LIBERALS
   Hi, I’m Mark Carney, People know me…
   The Rapey Beheady Face Prisons are a nice touch. Those vile women will be beaten later, obviously.
   FILTHY LIBERALS

   1. I thought the same,,, those women better keep their faces covered when the cameras are rolling, other wise it may be their heads are a rollin’

6. Oh Kate, your flailing as PP meets his demise brings me a smile.

   Perhaps had you all given Erin a second chance we wouldn’t be here. The broader electorate cares that candidates aren’t sh*tbags trading in gutter politics matters I guess.

   Sending my best,

   Ivan L.

   1. I’m voting Liberal this time around. I see it as the west’s best chance.

      1. Accelerationists of the world unite!

         Calgary Confederation had a new #Librano candidate acclaimed yesterday to replace the possibly aggressive former candidate

         https://coreyhogan.liberal.ca

         We’re only about 3 weeks from seeing People’s Republic of China flags on their Failbook or X profiles while the Ukraine flags face mass deletion.

         Pierre had about 15k supporters in Leduc AB south of Edmonton 2 days ago, and Marx Carney had about 1k supporters at the Red & White club at the McMahon Stadium and Canadian Centre for Football Excellence yesterday in Calgary, home of the only perfect season in CFL history
         1950 Calgary Stampeders

         So, it’s an uphill battle…

      2. In my riding the Liberals came in 5th in the last election. I will vote strategically to make sure they come in sixth.

      3. Careful, Kate, or Eric Strauss will accuse you of being a “liberal bot.”

7. I’m attempting to quote from memory here, but I recall Peter C. Newman once saying of John Turner that he “was as spontaneous as a computer and as nervous as a beaver in heat.” I also recall the Toronto Sun’s Eric Margolis insisting that Al Gore was “about as wooden as a cigar store Indian.”

   Both turns of phrase come immediately to mind when observing Mark Carney aka the supposed Greatest, Brightest Hope For the Liberal Party. Very puzzled as to where his – as my kids say – “rizz” is hiding.

   1. 1990 l think it was. speaking of computers, l had a s/w contract with shaw festival, n-o-t-l. lots of big wigs. who the heck?? thats john turner, l go up to him to tell him my daddy was a big supporter aaaaaand . . . hes ‘drunk as a skunk’. one of the ushers pipes up after he does it all the time. he was kinda on edge too come to think of it.

8. Here is Elizabeth Nickson’s take on the ghoul. I’d say pretty accurate:
   https://elizabethnickson.substack.com/p/a-ghoul-in-a-suit-with-the-ethics

9. Identical to the choreographed “spontaneous” stops Kamala Headbob made to cafes run by her lesbian supporters during the campaign.

10. The jokes write themselves:
    A WEF sock puppet & a caravan of propagandists walk into an Islamic gay bar…

    1. Mango
       I didn’t see Turdhole in that bar!

       1. He was in full brown face.

11. Carney is his usual painfully awkward self and his wife looks like she would rather be jumping off a cliff.

    1. I thought that was Kathleen Wynne behind him in red. My mistake!

       1. He really needs to do the Pee Wee Herman toe walk to get the respect of the bikers.

          1. O! My! Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! I can see Marky in the white platform shoes! Thank you Mr. Drebbin Police Squad.

12. I don’t know how many in the Rapey Beheady Community will be impressed.

13. Aren’t those the patio umbrella’s?

14. If it’s at all “kosher”, there won’t be any alcohol being served.

15. Body double, body guard, body bags.

16. LDL = Last Defence Lounge, it’s a bar on the U of C campus, run by the graduate students association, undoubtedly a safe space for snow flakes of all descriptions.

17. So, one white guy and 5 muslims and a cameraman walk into a bar and order one beer.

    And the bartender says, “Okay, what’s this setup… is the PM coming or something?

    1. “The goat is in the back…”

18. Well at least you know which chick not to waste time trying to pick up…

19. They edited out the part where Carney says

    “This is just like those theme nights Jeffrey and Gislaine used to put on back at the island”