8 Replies to “Today In Islam”

  1. So Iran has just launched a missile attack against Israel. And the Ukraine/Russia war is still going on. Dock workers are on strike. And flood victims are still waiting for help. But other than that the Biden/Harris administration is doing a great job.

    1. The “news” just said that Iran is “retaliating” for Israel’s attacks on Lebanon.

      Does that mean if I go after a someoone on the next block with a baseball bat because he defended himself from his neighbour on that street the “news” will defend me by saying I was just “retaliating” against that person on the next block?

  2. DOOCY: “It has been well documented over the last couple months that President Biden and Vice President Harris have put out the word publicly to the ayatollah in Iran ‘Don’t’, and now we know that the ayatollah does not listen to them.

    https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1841218467665453455?

    Biden Harris say “Don’t”
    Ayatollah says “Or what?”
    Biden says “mhmm ” and poops in pants
    Harris says “Coconut tree”

  3. I am hearing rumours of an outright dastardly plan by the Mossad against Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei.

    Some are claiming that the Mossad is trying to have the Ayatollah’s inflatable goat doll replaced with one where the orifices have cigar cutters secretly installed! 🙂

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