When You Lose Bill Maher

27 Replies to “When You Lose Bill Maher”

1. When your country makes it all the way to American late-night comedy… as the cautionary tale and butt of the joke.

   “Better be careful kids or we’ll send you to CANADA!”
   “No, not that!” “Cruel and unusual punishment!”

   Nice to see you wake up, Bill. Have a coffee. Before it runs out.

   1. He’s not awake. He said he’d still vote for Biden’s head in a jar over the GOP. He’s just mad that the nutters are pushing relatively sane Democrats away.

      1. RedPop:

         That’s been my inchoate sense as well.
         But you’ve nailed it.
         My view is no longer inchoate. That is precisely what is in play here.
         But, welcome nontheless

      2. Quite sensible of him. Biden’s head in a jar would make a much better president than the current president.

2. He barely scratched the surface of what a wretched shithole Trudeaupia has become.

3. He barely scratched the surface but left a mark.

4. “….the ability to see a doctor in a day or two…..”
   I wish it was that quick. I spent 8hrs waiting for an x-ray to confirm that my arm was broken, the fella next to me waited 3hrs longer. Then I waited 10 days for a surgeon to install a plate.

   1. I take it you aren’t a person of colour?

      Here in Mississaugastan it is common knowledge that triage is based upon if you are a person of colour or are maybe a follower of the religion of peace.

      Next time, if you can’t claim to be a person of colour, maybe claiming you are transgendered will get you to the head of the line.

      I can tell you from witnessing it at the Trillium Hospital that people a person of colour with a bad cold or flu will get you attention while someone clearly in the middle a heart attack gets to sit and wait to be called as they are desperately gasping for air.

      Welcome to multicultural Canada as long as you don’t have European origins.

5. Kenji would be working at Tim Hortons … ahhhhahahahahahahahaha … ohhhhhhhhh mommmmmaaa. And living in a tent … on a Toronto side street

   1. I’ll have a double – double.

6. And how will Billy vote this year? Biden. Maher stuck his finger in the air and realized the progressive ideas he espoused over the years are about to be shitcanned so he’s reinventing himself.
   Btw…the 14 Canadian cities being the dirtiest with respect to air pollution is pure unadulterated b.s.

   1. “ the 14 Canadian cities being the dirtiest with respect to air pollution is pure unadulterated b.s.”

      As an American, I have to also say this sounded totally bogus.

      1. Well…there is the mushroom farm in St. Boniface…some truth…

      2. Highly selective reporting. The source may be this:

         “Of the 15 most polluted cities in the two countries, 14 were in Canada, led by Fort McMurray and Peace River in Alberta. Others included Yellowknife, Edmonton, Saskatoon and Canmore, Alta.”

         The measurements were taken during forest fires!

         1. Ohhhhhhhh mommmaaaaaa … the particulate matter … the particulate matter … we’re all gonna DIE

      3. I am sure that was during Canada’s 2023 record wildfire season. It is all very good now.

7. Could have done without the nonsensical/ridiculous swipe at Trump at the very end, but poor Bill still won’t admit the Biden regime hacks are the real fascist totalitarians.

8. Maher isn’t lost, he’s obfuscating and gaslighting, he’ll still pull the lever for big D.

9. When you can admit that you effed up your entire society but you still can’t admit you were/are on the wrong side, that’s bill Maher. He just can’t give up the idea that he’s the smart one.

10. Maher wants to smoke dope and be thought of as wise. While doing zip.

11. Bill Maher has been one of the biggest voice in pushing progressive, woke, DEI and Trump derangement syndrome. Canada is the country you get when you implement Maher’s world view.

    1. I don’t recall him pushing woke or DEI viewpoints. Can you give examples?

12. Aww, is someones liberal standing a chance of being mugged, hmm?

    Agree, gaslight and obfuscate for laughs, even though the truth is right in front of their faces, they will still vote the big D.. They like the D, they really do, so they keep hoping it wont be as bad for them..

13. Yeah well, he still likes the policies , he just doesn’t like the results.

14. I don’t need a smarmy American late show turnip to tell me Canada is a pedal down shitshow.
    I need some good ol’ southern Americans armed with assault weapons and no style to come up here and put the brakes on the neo-Marxists assholes.
    The coffee and donuts will be on me.

15. Just another phony champagne socialist. He’s as fake as the laughter.

16. All true. And he’s Pinochet’s Jane Fonda.

    He was in 1 good movie. Can’t remember the name.