That’s a good model, but it’s too simple. It’s more complicated because Clown World. Plus it’s too polite to touch the religious and political categories. It’s not a pyramid, so much as a Rube Goldberg machine. A ball drops from a clown mouth. The ball is a different size depending on The Narrative. Depending on the size, different openings and paths are run which cause different amounts of water and alcohol to mix in several tubes. Each tube contains a glass float calibrated to a different specific gravity. The float has the name of a potential victim/ victim group attached. The White Male float has been glued to the top of its tube. A thumb can be placed on a lever to let 50% of the liquid out of any tube based on polling data. A giant clown foot can drain any tube if public opinion is trending inappropriately. The float closest to the bottom of its tube “wins”.
Batcracker, The vid was an amusing diatribe, but your post makes me think you’ve devoted way to much headtime to this insane victimidiocy. In simple terms, I just don’t care enough to care. I realize this makes me a phobe of some sort (in their eyes) but again I just don’t care enough to care. When they get in my space or my face, then I’ll care enough to tell them to F off. If they don’t, or refuse to F off, I’ll assist with prejudice if I must!
Life is way too short to devote any headspace to this insanity!
Well dear, don’t try to make your living as a mind reader. That was entirely off the cuff.
Yes, my pronouns are GFY.
The less of value that would be lost by polishing off an alleged “victim,” the higher on the hierarchy that alleged “victim” is.
Exhibit A: all the crocodile tears being shed for two million pieces of human trash who OUGHT to be driven into the sea.
Exhibit B: the tears shed for a miserable tribe whose thirst for Jewish blood shocked even the Germans during the war, and have had their destruction and scattering among the nations coming for 80 years.
The Lord of Hosts is, at long last, avenging the blood of the Six Million.
No wonder the queers stand with Amalek. They know they’re next—and that the whole accursed lot of them are not worth a hair on the heads of the children they betrayed.
The pyramid helps explain the box checking methodology. A dyke sues a Moslem barber and wins. A tranny sues a Moslem esthetician and loses. It’s the boxes checked and the numeric score assigned to each box that determines the outcome.
Gotta disagree. Adding religion adds in the political correctness factor and changes the hierarchy. A white, heterosexual man who is also Christian is even lower than the lowest level on the victimization pyramid. A dyke suing a muslim barber will lose. Gays suing a Christian baker will win, but if they sue a muslim baker for the same “offense” they will lose.
This is a gloss on “Victimhood Poker” (albeit a useful update on that effort). “Victimhood Poker (VP) can trace its roots all the way back to the admissions department at Harvard University, where its constituent parts were invented back in 1978 following the U.S. Supreme Court’s Bakke decision.”
I may have to create and publish the actual game deck (if Cards Against Humanity hasn’t already done so).
See here for the original: https://marlinschamps.blogspot.com/2006/08/tdl-gaming-world-series-of-victimhood.html.
White women being #2 from the bottom and yet appear to be the most militant in my opinion.
Like Bill Burr said: White women hijacked the woke movement…the woke movement was supposed to be about people of colour and it was for about 8 seconds until white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression.
brilliant.
I am a zero on the cictimhood chart, content to stay there. Afterall, from my location I get to punish everyone else. So, suck it victims! 🙂
That’s so racissss. ~:D
In Canada, there is a subset which is new immigrants who speak unintelligible English, without any qualifications, and have taken their case to the CHRC for, well anything really, and are now spending the money they feel they’ll win when the CHRC finds in their favor. No desire to integrate, no need to follow Canada’s laws, and criticising their fake religion places you in the blame zone.
I think in Matt’s next bout with the hierarchy he could slip in a story from the crazy woman / perfect woman graph with the ever elusive unicorn represented by these folks.
Are indigenous above or below blacks? Do you have to be an Indian indigenous or do I count too because I was born in Canada and hence indigenous to the country?
I imagine a future where everyone has their woke number prominently displayed on their foreheads with a Bio display, as dictated by the liberal overlords.
This number will dictate social functions, the value of your vote will be worth your woke number, in elections and even at work.
Speakers will be ordered by it, students questions at school, queues for lineups, etc.
White male will be 0, only chance to increase by 1 would be to turn gay.
Even disputes will be settled by who has the biggest Woke number.
A Handicapped indigenous Lesbian Trans Woman will rule the land.
Inaccurate model. It is much more complicated. You cannot have a proper victim pyramid without mooselimbs in it. Mooselimb multiplier increases to 80 with every act of terrorism or atrocity committed by mooselimbs and then fades away over time on the exponential scale, which explains why mooselimbs periodically strive to improve their score. Three points to note: (i) mooselimb on mooselimb violence and terror does not count, it has to be directed against infidel, (ii) terrorism against Jews involves additional x2 multiplier. Paleosimians get a permanent x100 multiplier.
As a straight white Anglo-Saxon Christian male, I won’t even bother to look. I presume I would be under the pyramid in some dark spot unlikely to be excavated. Indiana Jones would never find a trace of me.
That’s a good model, but it’s too simple. It’s more complicated because Clown World. Plus it’s too polite to touch the religious and political categories. It’s not a pyramid, so much as a Rube Goldberg machine. A ball drops from a clown mouth. The ball is a different size depending on The Narrative. Depending on the size, different openings and paths are run which cause different amounts of water and alcohol to mix in several tubes. Each tube contains a glass float calibrated to a different specific gravity. The float has the name of a potential victim/ victim group attached. The White Male float has been glued to the top of its tube. A thumb can be placed on a lever to let 50% of the liquid out of any tube based on polling data. A giant clown foot can drain any tube if public opinion is trending inappropriately. The float closest to the bottom of its tube “wins”.
Batcracker, The vid was an amusing diatribe, but your post makes me think you’ve devoted way to much headtime to this insane victimidiocy. In simple terms, I just don’t care enough to care. I realize this makes me a phobe of some sort (in their eyes) but again I just don’t care enough to care. When they get in my space or my face, then I’ll care enough to tell them to F off. If they don’t, or refuse to F off, I’ll assist with prejudice if I must!
Life is way too short to devote any headspace to this insanity!
Well dear, don’t try to make your living as a mind reader. That was entirely off the cuff.
Yes, my pronouns are GFY.
The less of value that would be lost by polishing off an alleged “victim,” the higher on the hierarchy that alleged “victim” is.
Exhibit A: all the crocodile tears being shed for two million pieces of human trash who OUGHT to be driven into the sea.
Exhibit B: the tears shed for a miserable tribe whose thirst for Jewish blood shocked even the Germans during the war, and have had their destruction and scattering among the nations coming for 80 years.
The Lord of Hosts is, at long last, avenging the blood of the Six Million.
No wonder the queers stand with Amalek. They know they’re next—and that the whole accursed lot of them are not worth a hair on the heads of the children they betrayed.
The pyramid helps explain the box checking methodology. A dyke sues a Moslem barber and wins. A tranny sues a Moslem esthetician and loses. It’s the boxes checked and the numeric score assigned to each box that determines the outcome.
Gotta disagree. Adding religion adds in the political correctness factor and changes the hierarchy. A white, heterosexual man who is also Christian is even lower than the lowest level on the victimization pyramid. A dyke suing a muslim barber will lose. Gays suing a Christian baker will win, but if they sue a muslim baker for the same “offense” they will lose.
This is a gloss on “Victimhood Poker” (albeit a useful update on that effort). “Victimhood Poker (VP) can trace its roots all the way back to the admissions department at Harvard University, where its constituent parts were invented back in 1978 following the U.S. Supreme Court’s Bakke decision.”
I may have to create and publish the actual game deck (if Cards Against Humanity hasn’t already done so).
See here for the original: https://marlinschamps.blogspot.com/2006/08/tdl-gaming-world-series-of-victimhood.html.
White women being #2 from the bottom and yet appear to be the most militant in my opinion.
Like Bill Burr said: White women hijacked the woke movement…the woke movement was supposed to be about people of colour and it was for about 8 seconds until white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression.
brilliant.
I am a zero on the cictimhood chart, content to stay there. Afterall, from my location I get to punish everyone else. So, suck it victims! 🙂
That’s so racissss. ~:D
In Canada, there is a subset which is new immigrants who speak unintelligible English, without any qualifications, and have taken their case to the CHRC for, well anything really, and are now spending the money they feel they’ll win when the CHRC finds in their favor. No desire to integrate, no need to follow Canada’s laws, and criticising their fake religion places you in the blame zone.
I think in Matt’s next bout with the hierarchy he could slip in a story from the crazy woman / perfect woman graph with the ever elusive unicorn represented by these folks.
The original here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4
An indigenous category needs to added for Canada.
Are indigenous above or below blacks? Do you have to be an Indian indigenous or do I count too because I was born in Canada and hence indigenous to the country?
I imagine a future where everyone has their woke number prominently displayed on their foreheads with a Bio display, as dictated by the liberal overlords.
This number will dictate social functions, the value of your vote will be worth your woke number, in elections and even at work.
Speakers will be ordered by it, students questions at school, queues for lineups, etc.
White male will be 0, only chance to increase by 1 would be to turn gay.
Even disputes will be settled by who has the biggest Woke number.
A Handicapped indigenous Lesbian Trans Woman will rule the land.
Inaccurate model. It is much more complicated. You cannot have a proper victim pyramid without mooselimbs in it. Mooselimb multiplier increases to 80 with every act of terrorism or atrocity committed by mooselimbs and then fades away over time on the exponential scale, which explains why mooselimbs periodically strive to improve their score. Three points to note: (i) mooselimb on mooselimb violence and terror does not count, it has to be directed against infidel, (ii) terrorism against Jews involves additional x2 multiplier. Paleosimians get a permanent x100 multiplier.
As a straight white Anglo-Saxon Christian male, I won’t even bother to look. I presume I would be under the pyramid in some dark spot unlikely to be excavated. Indiana Jones would never find a trace of me.