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1. Note the tapered shape and size of those roof tiles. They’re formed on the thighs of young virgin native girls. Before the ritual sacrifice, of course

2. Interesting.

3. In desert country near mountains, wait for a cloudburst. Afterword, go to the (now dry) streambeds and bring a large (around 1 foot in diameter) magnet. Sweep the streambed with the magnet and harvest the magnetite. In a good area, you can get about 100 lbs in an hour or two. You can sell it for about $25 per pound.