34 Replies to “God Isn’t Watching Women’s Soccer?”

  1. Well… I AM a religious person, and as I am a religious person, I will probably have to go to confession for what I am thinking right now of Megan Rapinoe.

  2. Yeah cuz like God is totally cheering for soccer playing dykes and really really wants their careers to end on a high note.

    A pinnacle moment would be Aaron Rogers replying with “smd&fli”.

  4. “Sport”, especially “ball sports”, is the REAL “opiate of the masses”.

    Consider your basic crappy TV news “half-hour”

    What is not open editorializing , commercial breaks and “man bites dog”, is “sport”, covered and discussed in minute detail.

    The entire purpose of this is to programme the “punters” to be able to discuss, in eye-watering detail, the minutiae of endless “theatre”, but to not have a single clue about the REAL world.

  6. Shrug. I could care less what 99.9 percent of pro athletes think about anything.

    They all showed their white fleece over the last few years with the BLM horseshit and Wuhan flu jabs.

  8. “”I’m not a religious person or anything and if there was a god, like, this is proof that there isn’t,” Rapinoe said. “This is f—ed up. It’s just f—ed up. Six minutes in and I eat my Achilles.””

    Also Megan:

    “”Thank God I have a f—ing deep well of a sense of humor. It’s devastating to go out in a final so early.””

  9. Its proof there is a God.
    She should be thankful, FFS, cause if I’m the Poobah she’s getting kicked in the box by Bigfoot.

  12. No Megan … what you learned is that God will NOT be mocked.

    Like when the Global Warming Fraudsters jet away to some swanky resort … and God snows them in for a week.

  14. I’m certainly not a fan of hers but someone, on Fox News, suggested that she was joking. Maybe but even God is not watching women’s soccer. LOL

  18. Quite the opposite Mr Rapinoe, quite the opposite. It proves that God does exist and He is pissed off.

  19. And I thank God that we don’t take discipleship & theological musing lessons from Ms Rapinoe.
    Now that she has a crapped out Achilles, she’ll have time to crack open a book and stop talking stupid.

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, C in C
    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group True North

    1. That’s a big ask for someone who likely doesn’t read books and definitely can’t/won’t stop being stupid…

      I guess my raucous laughter here will indeed require sacramental absolution…! But I’m not in any way repentant for it!

      She’s vile anyway. Wasn’t there a rumour she deliberately threw a game for reasons? If true, then God has Himself thrown her…

  20. The Salty Cracker made a good case that this whole thing is a proof that God exists. Hilarious podcast yesterday..

  25. Soccer is the stupidest game on the planet. The drunken louts by the tens of thousand are going nuts in the stands and the score is 0-0….WTF????

  26. From God’s point of view, what exactly do you want God to do? God could prevent what the player did, goodbye free will. Change the natural laws, well, then they are out of balance, and will not work.

    Some other examples: Some people say it is wrong for God to design people so that they can choke on food. Well, then practically anything would kill us, dust (which would build up in our lungs until we all died, since there would be no way to cough it up), pollen, the common cold (and many other diseases) would become a fatal disease. Another, why allow earthquakes? Well, then the core of the Earth would not be magma. The currents in magma cause our magnetic field, which protects us from being bombarded by cosmic rays, from space and from the sun. Sure, no earthquakes, and no life here either.

    It is a good thing these people are not God.

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