Now…that’s an audit.

50 Replies to “Now…that’s an audit.”

      1. Yes the poorest country around despite its natural resources, why it’s almost as if a state of unrest is the desired outcome, I wonder why the United States and the EU would be so upset with an unfriendly military in control demanding answers?
        Hmmmm
        “The natural resources of Niger include uranium, coal, gold, iron ore, tin, phosphates, petroleum, molybdenum, salt, and gypsum. Niger has some of the largest uranium reserves in the world. It also has a good amount of oil reserves. Experts state that Niger’s exports are likely to expand significantly by year 2016.”
        But it’s a shithole, almost as corrupt as Ukraine. Almost.

        1. Niger is a turd world shithole because it is populated by turd world shitholers. It cannot be fixed. The current nominally pro civilization kleptocracy has been overthrown by a pro Pootinista junta that will make things even worse, more corrupt and more brutal. It should not have been allowed to happen because orcs need to be curb stomped everywhere around the globe and not because for some good of Nigerois who will always revert into their natural shithole stage.

          P.S. Your reflexive hatred of civilization and pro Pootin simping is amusing.

          1. Do you think that Niger will now be a worse place in which to exist? Do you think Niger will be a better place in which to exist? Please ensure that your answer will include detailed intelligent reasons for your statement. If you cannot answer with reason then you are just flapping your gums. If you can give a cogent answer then perhaps someone here will interact with you.

          2. Niger will be about as much of a shithole as it is now. Wagner will try to make out like bandits, hopefully they will get bombed by civilization. The brutality and terror imposed by Wagner will make things slightly worse.

            P.S. Your attempts to set the parameters of discussion and subsequent assessment of me or my arguments is irrelevant. You are too far beneath me to offer a meaningful assessment or to even grasp my superiority over you. You end long before I begin. There is no overlap. I am doing you a favor by replying to you. This is pure charity. Be grateful.

          3. I don’t hate any races. My only allegiance is to Western Civilization aka Civilization and its allies. You’re an orc simp so probably will not understand or be able to relate.

    1. Hmmm…refresh my memory, does the canaduh military even have live ammunition?

  1. Net zero, fighting racism, global warming and all the other non existent reasons the thieves use to reward themselves with public money and debt.. Then one day some poor bastard has 48 hours to explain how the world works to angry revolutionaries..

    Ask them if they want to build a wind farm :).. With promises of guaranteed rates of return.. That always gets em.. Or a road to nowhere is also a option.. Better yet a railroad to nowhere..

    What am I thinking.. Blame white farmers.. That one always works.. The ultimate of free scht is a patch of land you can pretend to farm on..

    The hard hard truth is you need a strong economy to support the GRAFT.. Small poor countries don’t have the cash flow or credit rating to properly hide how the modern world works.. At least they have guns. right?.. Bang bang your dead..

  2. A whole new meaning to the term ‘Forensic Audit’. Start in Ottawa with Freeland and cronies, moving on to Indian Affairs and the Climate Scam.
    Please, please, pretty please.

  3. So… would the Niger military be interested in a crowdfunded ship to bring them and their equipment over to say… Montreal ?

    Asking for a friend.

    1. Let me know when you set up the crowd fund and put me down for a hundred.
      I don’t know why everyone is upset with the military, they’re just draining the swamp! Perhaps the critics are just not used to seeing men who haven’t been emasculated.

    2. https://www.globalfirepower.com/countries.php
      Niger is ranked 119 of 145 out of the countries considered for the annual GFP review.
      Canada is ranked 27 of 145 out of the countries considered for the annual GFP review.

      Coups in Africa Run Coast to Coast After Niger Turmoil
      Africa’s coup belt spans the continent: a line of six countries crossing 3,500 miles, from coast to coast, that has become the longest corridor of military rule on Earth. https://archive.md/iWnAh

  4. Failure is also incentivized in Africa.. Western governments and NGOs depend on them to uphold their end of the bargain.. Properly running things would end billions? trillions of dollars in aid and the write offs that come with them.. A well laundered situation overseen by the unlistenable UN..

    I swear our mail system would collapse if it wasn’t for NGO charities pretending to get donations so they can launder organized crime money into Africa.. and by Africa I mean their pockets.. 7X the value if you act now.. How is that not a good deal?

  5. I like it…..I mean if the average person gets caught screwing the government, there is hell to pay….if governments get caught screwing the average person, it’s like Meh. Something like this will focus the mind.

    1. They don’t even know how many cra employees claimed cerb while still fully employed. On the other hand they need you to produce receipts for childcare expenses to the penny

  6. The idea that members of congress could be shot in 48 hours for malfeasance orders of magnitude greater than this warms my heart.

    1. Really!!!!

      Mercy me! Has it come to this … for a working girl to rent a room in a bordello?

  7. Seems that the European and North American governments don’t like it.
    What if it caches the imagination of the locals?
    The low life politicians are scared shitless, that’s why they don’t like it.
    It could happen to them.

  8. SDA, not with your out loud voice please. While this may be amusing and ironic, don’t give DeMarxists any new ideas.
    It’s not hard to see them resorting to executing political opponents, given their escalation of weaponizing justice against them.

  9. Every Tax Payers Dream.
    Every minion of Every Bureau.
    But start with the Politicians and Deputy Ministers first,lest our blood lust be sated too soon.
    Some bureaus I can see being processed down to the last minion..Such is the love they have engendered.

  10. “He’s be given 48hrs by the military, after a coup overthrow, to explain the country’s missing finances or face execution by firing squad. ”
    And after he DOES explain he’ll face execution by firing squad.

    1. We’re gonna give you a fair trial, and then we’re gonna hang you.

      -Judge Roy Bean

    2. I think they were just kidding about the firing squad, DaninVan.

      If he hasn’t given up where the money is (names and secret bank accounts) after 48 hours, they’ll break out the blow torches, electric drills, and jumper cables with a doctor on standby to make sure he doesn’t die until he talks.

      They want the missing money. He only gets (mercifully) shot after he talks. The 48 hours is for him to decide how he wants to go, fast or slow.

      1. They were likely well into ‘Question Period’ before the press release on the ’48 Hour’ part.
        Does he get a coffee break every 4 hours?

        “…how he wants to go, fast or slow.”
        Probably slow or slower.

  11. “Should politicians in the US face the same?”

    Don’t know about ‘should’, but if they keep going the way they are…

  12. “line ’em up” …

    *and ensure their answers are published, with the amounts which have “gone missing” noted for each one. People have a right to know what has been wasted for the pet projects, or as gifts for their wives.

    The tough love treatment seems to be working just fine for El Salvador too. Yes, the BBC is showing some anguish for their rights, it’s what they do.

  13. He needs to name names. A crying man says nothing. He needs to name those also involved. A video of a guy who’s crying? Interesting… but easily forgotten. By this time tomorrow.

  14. Relax, bros, I bought all the powerball tickets. We’re going to be rich. After I get back from cashing the winners.

  15. Just curious, but the guy in this video doesn’t really look a thing like Ahmat Jidoud (the finance minister). Anyone else questioning what this video actually shows? Worth a look I think!

  16. They’re going to adopt a rousing new progressive national anthem, “Making Plans For Niger”.

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