O. Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

23 Replies to “O. Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

1. Too bad it didn’t start a brush fire as well.

   1. My thought as well. It was missing “…starts fire.”
      “Brush fire” is even better!

2. God does have a sense of humour.

3. I was experiencing homelessness
   When I looked up to the sky
   It wasn’t a bird or an aeroplane
   But a battery car trying to fly

   So I ran like hell
   And my friend did too
   Headed to San Fran
   And their safe sidewalks covered in poo.

   So if you get that urge
   To vegetate and just sit
   Remember Elon
   And his Tesla
   A killer piece of shit

   1. Can I use that at the next poetry slam?

4. That’s not flying!
   That’s falling, with style.

5. All the more reason to ban cars in LA…

6. It’s an X car.

7. As Max Smart would say. “Missed Hollywood by just that much”. Pitty.

8. Sounds like assault, with battery.

   1. +1

9. Four women in a Tesla when the car lost control…hmmm.

   1. Must have been the ladies from The View.

      1. We can only wish….

10. Skynet!

11. 2:30 am and … “the driver was sober”. Unh huh … and she fled the scene? Unh huh … right. And Tesla is an eco-car that’s good for the planet too … right?

    1. Police issued an $8 ticket.

       1. Illegal parking?

          1. Blue Checkmark Elon entrance fee.

    2. My reading of it, Kenji-San, was that it was the homeless people who fled the scene, not the occupants of the vehicle; which is interesting in itself…

       But no law enforcement Officer in my considerable experience would unquestioningly rely solely on the word of a vehicle’s passenger as to the sobriety of the driver; that’s what alcometers (roadside and Station) are for!

12. Trans Am community hardest hit.

13. Why do they always call them homeless “encampments” instead of just camps?

    1. Ya ain’t inna city less ya gots one?
       Otw camping ️