Jonathan Kay: Toronto’s “Anarchist Cafe” is closing down in a blaze of bizarre hashtags, including “BeGayDoCrime”
It’s been an amazing experience, connecting with so many great community members, sparking desperately needed debate, raising the blood pressure of Conservatives (that includes you, “anarcho-capitalists” and “Libertarians”), fulfilling the dream of most service workers by not having to tolerate the presence of professional class-traitors (pigs and military), and experimenting with living and working in ways that don’t enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism. Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term.
Haar.
Best tweet: They had some difficulty in attracting “Investors”
…ie free coin.
No loss whatsoever.
We closed the mental institutions why again…??
Is trudeau a silent partner?
” Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable…”. Translation … “Dad said no more money”.
“Sadly, all that detestable filthy lucre turned-out to be necessary after all…”
How shocking. I thought it was marxists that freeloaded the longest. Go figure.
I guess there is lots of room in the tent. As long as someone else paid for the tent.
Also, someone asked Jonathan Kay if he ever went inside. He answered …
“Of course not. It’s part of the colonial death camp that this entire country comprises. So instead I just use the drive-thru”.
That is clever shit when put into context.
Colonial death camp?
Then emigrate.
As a colonial death camp inmate, my priorities just don’t include ridiculously expensive lattes.
I’m too busy trying to invent new pronouns for myself to care about “Gabe, the Anarchist.”
Gabe, who seems bitter and disillusioned has not realized that it is he and his ilk that are sowing the seeds of misery and destruction in our once lovely, orderly free, capitalist society/colony. How great it is to have the opportunity to do something other that work for a socialist government.
With freedom and upward mobility, who could ask for more.
If his fave cafe has failed and is closing down, I take that as a testament that being a socialist and running a business is oxymoronic. Not everyone has what it take to survive in the world of small business …
It would be best if you, Gabe, put in an appy at the Post Office. It’s a no-brainer, especially for mindless leftists such as yourself. And … you can steal other people’s stuff. Cards often have cash in them.
Poor muffin.
This asswipe needs to do the trans thing, lob off the schlong and call itself Gabrielle to whine more. And I still wouldn’t care.
Shouldn’t Gabe be selling a locally made beverage?
Tea and coffee are so colonial and CO2 intensive.
Perhaps birch bark tea should be served to the Marxist masses?
Birch bark tea would be a colonial appropriation from the indigenous last persons who squatted here before Europeans arrived.
I am speechless. I am without speech.
Describes himself as a “cis-gendered queer”. I’m confused.
I can’t keep up either, No Guff.
Maybe he’s the guy that wears that t-shirt “I’m not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.”
[shrug] I dunno.
You’re thinking about it. That means, by its standards, that it wins.
#BeGayDoCrime – You know, ze’s right, we really should recriminalize homosexuality.
“the colonial death camp we call Canada” – Another great slogan we should appropriate, I can just picture the red ballcaps now: “Make Canada a Colonial Death Camp Again”
It took me five minutes of searching ze’s website just to find ze’s address (190 Jarvis St), so it’s no wonder ze’s going out of business. Anti-white transsexuals (aka “anarchists”) ain’t got no 5 minutes to waste searching ze’s website just for an address when there’s children to be groomed, statues to be toppled, businesses to be torched, etc.
“Gay Canada is colonial-death camp! Er, am I doing this right?”
Basically, Satanism.
He couldn’t find an anarchist willing to firebomb it for a cut of the insurance money?