38 Replies to “Surprising No-One”

    1. When I used to live in Toronto, one of the husbands on the street would joke that your insulation value depended on the number of dead mice/rats in the walls.

  6. This is the state of the federal government – it is completely unable to renovate a house! Something that thousands of Canadians do each year with considerable success.

    It’s almost as if the government is the problem.

    1. It would be cheaper to tear it down.

      They can replace it with C cans topped with solar panels.

  9. Perhaps public works canaduh, the outfit that is supposedly maintaining the building needs to be defunded. Most building owners are capable of dealing with pest infestations.
    This is the same incompetent outfit that have mis-handled various upgrades to the parliament buildings. Current budget $5,000,000,000, has anybody heard of a building costing that much?

  10. Believe me, trapping doesn’t work.
    Poisoning is bullshit cruel.
    Shooting them is the best way to deal with them.

    Are we talking about the same thing?

    2. Buddy, I dunno, if you’re talking about politicians, yes,trapping and poisoning are cruel!

      This article should have come out on April 1st.

    1. This report is just a preamble, a pre conditioning for the proletariat. The next report will recommend, due to the cost of repairs, that a new mansion be constructed more suitable to the elevated status and requirements of Prince Spends a Lot. It will , of course, be super efficient and green to save money. The opening will be a religious ceremony by the ordained High Priest Guilbert.

  13. Didn’t the Boy have some major renovations done on 24 Sussex not that long ago?

    1. That was a diversion that allowed the Harrington Lake to be upgraded to a quality suitable for His Highness.

    1. Well, kinda what I was thinking. How were they able to distinguish between the stench of a Trudeau and that of a dead rat? What gave it away?

  19. Another member of his family once released North America’s largest rodent on the dance floor of a legendary New York disco. Vermin, the whole lot of them.

  20. They should leave it to the rats.

    Bedside when Trudeau is ousted I assume Sophie will be relocated to a condo, and her residence can be used as the official residence of the PM’s office.

  21. “An incident last summer involving electrical arcing in a lighting fixture highlights the dangers of the building’s wiring, which the note says has become dangerous due to disintegrating insulation.
    “The electrical system is not only a risk to the users,” the note read.
    “If last summer’s incident had occurred at night with no one to report it, devastating and irreparable damage would have ensued.””

    If only Canadians could be so lucky…

  22. Abandon it.
    Move the Capitol to the geographical centre of Can Ahh Duh..
    In the name of Regional Equity..As if that means anything..
    Social Justice demands that our Capitol be equally inaccessible to every citizen.
    And what a location for our Elected Morons.
    Hopefully the Polar Bears would be attracted by the stink and move in for the kill..
    For that Geographical Centre is Just off of Baker Lake Nunavut.
    I insist this is a “win win” for all.

  23. So a new taxonomic species has been found:

    Rodentia Lieberalis 🙂

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  27. They should save the rats and feed them to those with unacceptable views who will refuse to eat bugs.

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