Honey, I Finished The Internet

15 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Ohhhh mommmmaaaa … you can’t call somebody a “boy”. That’s racist!

   1. ‘boy’ is a young human male. If means something else, then maybe change the spelling.

      1. But when you say it with a Southern accent as in … I say, I say, I say … boyyy yy

         And don’t ever say what Howard Cosell said … “… and that little monkey does get loose, doesn’t he?”
         https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Look%20at%20that%20little%20monkey%20run%21

2. Especially if it identifies as a girl.

3. It looks like soda pop,
   I say watch it Fizz Boy.
   My favorite.

4. Great stuff.
   I’ll just leave this here:
   “Duck season! Now Fire!!!”

5. Mel blanc was truly the man of 1000 voices.

   Good interview here

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=95eXCS0Qy2Y

6. Kids these days don’t even know how to tie down their pumpkin

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XvE6ZiRRhDw

7. My favourite was “A Fractured Leghorn”.
   https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3vpgl

8. I was once in a theater in Lethbridge AB. This was in about 1979. We were attending a movie, not PG rated, so it was an all-adult audience. They ran a couple of cartoons before the movie … of the Tom and Jerry variety. Total childish slap-stick.
   I got frightened when the entire theater … full house … literally belly-laughed at the antics on screen.
   These cartoons were at 20 or more years old at that time. Yet this theater, filled with alleged adults, were absolutely enthralled as though they were all 8 years old and had never seen such a thing before.

   This was Lethbridge AB in 1979. These were Canadian adults. That was scary. Still is.

9. Warner Brothers had the best cartoons – Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite Sam, Tweety, Pepe Le Pew, Elmer Fud, Porky Pig, . . . Nobody else came close.

10. My favourites:

    “Pay attention, boy! I’m a-pitchin’, but you ain’t a-catchin'”.
    “Nice boy, but about as sharp as a billiard ball”

11. Sat Feb 18th 2023: Alberta Sat morning country-music radio-program:
    Host, “whereas they called themselves cowhands, cowboy was a racist term reserved for blacks”

12. How does Porky Pig say “manure”?

    “manu-manu-manu- ……..aw shit!”

    1. The answer is, “Jejune”.

       The question is, “What is Porky Pig’s favourite month?”