The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire

Indeed: I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: That Biden waited until the balloon had passed completely over the US before giving the shutdown order, or that the Pentagon keeps calling back like a spurned high school girl.

11 Replies to “The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire”

  1. I was thinking this morning at the same thing: what USA was back in 80s and what it is now 🙁
    Back then was the Holy Land: behind Iron Curtain everyone of us young and hating the Communist rule was dreaming to get out and hopefully get to America.
    Now? America is like 1984’s Oceania with some Hunger Games kitsch sprinkled over.

    1. I still say come out of the closet but if you’re going to leave the house stay clothed and relatively sane. Is that too much to ask? I mean, it’s pretty much the rule that the rest of us live by.

  2. The bigger story is NORAD detecting it while it was over the Aleutians but didn’t think it was a BFD because it didn’t present “hostile intent”. So it drifted to B.C. …floating over at least three of David Suzuki’s homes before heading to Montana.

    1. Don’t be ridiculous. Is it geometrically possible to fly over BC and not go over at least four of David Suzuki’s homes?

  3. Have they recovered the debris of the “spy balloon” yet?
    Of course shooting it down with a sidewinder guaranteed a fairly wide debris field, especially when the debris falls sixty thousand feet into the ocean. The balloon could have been brought down over the empty expanse of a state like Montana, but for some reason nothing was done and the balloon hovered around carried by the jet stream and altitude adjustments, stoking fear among the peasants!

    “It’s a Spy Balloon!”, said the people who lie about everything and all the rich peasants clutched their pearls, while the poorer peasants clutched the family jewels and worried about men nine thousand miles away who in all likelihood weren’t worried about them.
    Meanwhile at home their government was busy enslaving them, removing their rights one by one, stirring resentment among the peasants, picking winners and losers, in industry and in society! And all the while enriching themselves with inside deals, and outright fraud and theft.
    The government permits and even encourages the mutilation of children. People are divided into race and gender categories, satanism is in vogue, the peasants might be revolting if they paid attention!
    Wait! What’s that up in the air? Is it a plane? Is it a flying saucer? No it’s a Chinese balloon! No wait! Upon further reflection, it’s a Chinese Spy Balloon!!!
    The peasants, although quite revolting at times, won’t be revolting,

    1. A few rounds of small caliber bullets through the gas bag and it could have slowly descended over Montana. Remember, the Bidens have been paid tens of millions to look out for Chinese interests.

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