Where’s my Suitcase?

14 Replies to “Where’s my Suitcase?”

1. Allright!

   There’s obviously a magnet under that concrete!

   Or, maybe Christia Freeland is stalking?

   1. Psst … gravity and a sloping tarmac. No parlor tricks needed.

2. Luggage will get itself there long before Southwest will.

3. Someone is going to use this footage for meme with that trans weirdo who stole luggage…now fired for doing it not once but twice…he was in charge of nuclear waste for the Biden administration.
   We’re so screwed.
   As for that runaway baggage, I didn’t even know they come with powered wheels… remote control?

   1. Wind power, same shite that pushed our boats around till Dino juice came on the scene.

4. L – NEWS FLASH -“Travel experienced luggage now refusing to board flights; ones that may
   be piloted by air crew impaired by Covid-19 injections. When asked why, Sam Suitcase
   (short for Samsonite) replied: “I’m basing my decision on the Precautionary Principle.”

   1. +++Larry

5. R2D2: Hey, who put this suitcase over my head?

6. That is a four wheeler. The two wheeler wouldn’t be able to escape like that.

   Never take anything beyond a carry-on if and when you ever manage to get a flight in the future.

7. If I made suitcases and that was one we made, I’d be paying for the rights to that video and putting out an ad, something like:

   “Smoothest rolling suitcase in the world over any terrain. You cannot buy an easier to pull suitcase anywhere. Now comes with wheel brake!”

   Hey, I want one of those suitcases. Most suitcases have crap wheels.

8. Obviously the luggage is making its way to Ottawa, because I played that song every single morning on my computer at the break of dawn through the whole Freedom Convoy. Actually I had a whole set of them playing while I reviewed the morning e-mails… and I did look up black Trans Ams for sale, so I could catch up!

   Alas, I’ve recently heard that Trudeau says black Trans Ams are raciss.

   1. remember Trans Ams are now Kaitlene Jenner and such

      1. Now THAT is funny.

         1. “Hey Bandit! This is Little Beaver! Put your foot on the floor, ’cause we’ve got your back door!”

            My goodness, that’s gonna screw them up in gender diversity class!