Hockey Night In Transada

“Get a stretcher! Get a medic!”

On November 22nd, the NHL made headlines when it tweeted that “Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Nonbinary identity is real.” Predictably, this declaration was widely praised by progressives and just as widely mocked by conservatives. And yet, amid all this culture-war sound and fury, there was little news to be had about the event that had precipitated the league’s controversial gender diktat in the first place: an NHL-supported and -sponsored “All-Trans Draft Tournament” held in Middleton, WI—reportedly the first tournament of its kind in the history of hockey.

Aside from a tweet containing four photos of the November 19th–20th event, the NHL provided no substantive information about how the tournament unfolded. Nor did media outlets such as Hockey News, whose reporting consisted instead of cheery tournament summaries (“The arena was just buzzing with trans joy for two solid days”) sourced to the organizers’ social media accounts. Vice sent a five-person film crew to cover the tournament, including two cameramen, but so far hasn’t reported anything on what that unit filmed. So as far as I know, in fact, I’m the first person to publicly report the events described below.

Related. I have questions.

39 Replies to “Hockey Night In Transada”

    1. They’re already ruined as far as the professional leagues are concerned, in case you hadn’t noticed.

        1. I think there was room to expand from 6 teams but 32 and counting? The players and owners are happy even if some of us old time fans grumble at a watered down product. There are some incredible talents today, however, and watching
          the likes of Conor McDavid is a lot of fun.

  1. Having transwomen (biological males) playing contact sports against actual girls and women is dangerous. Anyone with a brain and eyeballs can see the truth of this statement. I have no doubt that people in the future will think it was crazy to allow this.

    I saw this on Twitter and thought it was both humorous and true about biological reality:

    Question – if you put 50 healthy young men and 50 young transwomen on an isolated island, how many babies will there be in the next generation?

    Answer- none, obviously, because all they’re all biological males.

    1. If the men in hockey don’t want women on the ice with them .. then check the hell out of them … a couple of broken collar bone might wake them up to the fact that they are actually women who are no match for the men.

      1. Human rights lawsuits would be the next NHL play.

        The NHL is dead to me. Ever since it crapped on Don Cherry.

      2. I’ve posted this before … but way back in 1974 … when I was a senior … playing on my beloved band of brothers Suburban CA HS football team … two years after the passage of Title IX …

        https://www.hhs.gov/civil-rights/for-individuals/sex-discrimination/title-ix-education-amendments/index.html

        … a girl decided she NEEDED to play football. And since we did not have a girls football team … Title IX demanded she be “accommodated” on the boys team. This was in 1974!!! The girl in question was new to our school, and forgive me for being honest, but she was a beast. Large, homely, and with a nasty personality. Yes, she was mocked and shunned … today we call it “bullying” … yet she truly brought it on herself. She may not have been blessed with good looks, but she could have worked on her personality.

        I still remember the first and ONLY practice she ever attended … which was in the middle of the season which was unusual enough … as she missed the entire summer “conditioning” that was a brutal “weed out the weak” affair. We went about our usual drills and game preparation. Most of our drills were one-on-one feats of strength and technique. Let’s just say she didn’t fare too well. My band of brothers and I deliberately beat the holy shit out of her. How DARE she disrespect our football team with her stupid POLITICAL display.

        This ugly, repugnant, beast of a girl is EXACTLY the kind of female-to-pretend male that dominate the “Trans” movement. I guess this is the “new normal” for beastly girls. Don’t learn how to cope with your situation as a woman … just claim that God/Nature made a mistake with you … and switch teams. Just kill off the woman you were born as. This kind of reminds me of parents who kill their Downs Syndrome babies. They can’t face life living with a defective child … so they kill it … or institutionalize it (him or her). Whereas other parents LOVE their Downs Syndrome child and end up being amazed at how loving and wonderful their lives can be. We have lost our ability to cope, grow, and deal with disappointment. Now, we choose the easy way out. I wasn’t born a Barbie doll … so I’ll become Chaz instead. Flannel shirts and Subaru Outbacks. That’s all well and fine … just remember you’re not a REAL man … and for your own health … stay OUT of mens sports.

  2. Didn’t Canada’s Women’s National team get beat by 14 year old boys? Tell me queers with a dress are women.

    1. Did anyone else see the cringe vid of Bettman and KimDavis and some other who cares person.. bleating on in about 5 years they want more gays,women and blacks playing in the NHL..Bettman looked terrified.. Davis prob doesn’t know a puck from a BLM riot.. disgusting shit… before every Canucks game. UNDRIP suck ups tell us we are all on unclaimed land of Whoever.. Fk them.

    2. I don’t know about hockey, but the US Women’s National soccer team, during a stretch of dominating women’s soccer worldwide, lost 7-2 to 15 year old biological males playing for a team affiliated with the Dallas MLS team (so they were nowhere near the best 15 year olds on the world)

      1. My CA State Cup runner-up U-14 girls soccer team scrimmaged against my best friends top quality U-12 boys team. My girls were literally twice the size of his boys … remember girls mature sooner and that two year gap is huge at that age. Well … we played as though we were chasing shadows … that’s all we could do … is play chase as his boys dominated possession, shots on goal, takeaways … everything. They were faster and stronger than us. His boys made my top team look awful. I thought my team was really good, played really good soccer, and could handle a more athletically gifted younger boys team. Nope.

  3. Doesn’t junior hockey have a history of coaches sexually abusing the boys? No wonder the NHL is in favor of trans promotion — they want to legitimize what happens in the juniors. They want to transform man-on-boy rape from a criminal offense to a rite of passage.

    1. I always wondered why all the he-man hockey players have a history of gay sexual hazing. Like what’s that about? I never played organized hockey so I don’t get it.

    2. No. Junior hockey had no such record, at least not before 2015, when the world went totally batshit insane.
      There was once a day when kids could enjoy sports, or joining the boy scouts, but its all so faggotized now. heck, in the 1970s, I joined the cub scouts, and was told to muster at a local gym for a campfire…that consisted of a red light bulb in a pile of sticks, in the 1970s, FFS! I quit that gang of pussies toot effin sweet.
      They have been attacking manhood for longer than you think.

      1. Cadets used to shoot guns until some asshole Frenchman blew up a room full of cadets with a live grenade. Now cadets march a lot. The Army used to put all the tough guys in the Airborne Regiment until some asshole Frenchmen did gay sexual hazing and were stupid enough to video it. Do I detect a trend?

        1. Scar: I was an air cadet in the UK in the ’60s. We regularly shot .22s and occasionally .303s. Also had a couple of sessions with a Bren Gun and one time our CO brought in a pistol for us to try.

          Add to that we had all sorts of flying, including aerobatics.

          Happy Days.

          1. The school I attended, in rural Alberta, had a gun range where the Air Cadets shot. It was for cadets only. The cadets were disarmed as part of the sissification of the Canadian male.

        2. Seems the cadets have moved more towards air rifles, around the 1990’s, although small bore is allowed and large bore only for army marksman cadets.

          https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/services/cadets-junior-canadian-rangers/cjcr-policy/catos/volume1/14-series/14-41.html

          I was in Air Cadets back in the 80’s we had a range downstairs, bolt action .22’s were the choice, if you did well enough, there were a couple of advanced .22’s, like biathlon type, Anschutz, I believe, but you had to qualify. Once and a while, they would bring out an FN for us to fire a few shots off under extremely supervised conditions, which was a real treat!
          Otherwise, marching, lots and lots of marching and the occasional summer gliding sessions.

          I remember a few very pretty girls in our squadron, they liked to shoot too!

  4. Haters gotta hate:

    “Save Women’s Sports Australasia’s Katherine Deves says it is “absolutely outrageous” an all-male netball team have been allowed to compete against an all-girls team in the Queensland state tournament.
    Netball Queensland is refusing to apologise after the all-boys Queensland Suns team smashed the all-female Bond University Bull Sharks 46-12 to win the under-18s state final.”

    “And frankly I’d like to say to these boys, they should have forfeited.”
    https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/peta-credlin/absolutely-outrageous-allmale-netball-team-beats-girls-in-state-tournament/video/342bd661d848e1b3f9d0e3670987d269

    I could be wrong but I think that this team simply decided to give the people what they want, good and hard.
    Or maybe they are just dickheads.
    Either way, it’s a teachable moment!

  5. Strikes me these boys who want to play with girls,share a common defect.
    Self control.
    Tantrum throwing cry babies one and all.
    Where better to cater to your inner bully,than throwing your weight around against people with zero chance of returning the aggression?

    Cowardly little bullies..
    Shall the 200 lb and larger male be allowed to play against the “Trans” with the same rules?
    Shall we demand the ‘right’ to smash the whimps into the boards?

    Think about what they are demanding we tolerate from them,against what they refuse to tolerate themselves.

    Our new country will make open carry compulsory ,every young lady will need to learn weapons handling with puberty.
    We will need no “laws forbidding perverts”.

    Meanwhile,as we continue to tolerate these perverted thugs,I advocate for fancy hats for all women..the hats with all the decorations,pinned in place with a 10″ hatpin of the finest toledo steel.
    Well that and a 30 cal super carry in every purse.

  6. “Related. I have questions.”

    I remember years ago we used to make a joke: “On the next Donahue…men who have sex changes and then become lesbians.” Gez, it wasn’t in any way to be taken as a suggestion for the direction society ought to take!

      1. Blame the phaggy culture of hockey. Why is it that hockey players love to insert hockey sticks up each other’s backsides?
        Rape, and abuse is the culture of hockey. Own it.

  7. That’s the beauty of hockey compared to swimming or tennis – at some point the imbalance will result in someone being dead or paralyzed and there’ll be some ‘splainin to do.

  8. So why do we let a minority dictate their every whim at us and we concede and yield the front, Why? Compassion that’s why! When they bleat and whine long enough our compassion kicks in and for the sake of peace and quiet we surrender. Maybe we should take a page out of veterinary medicine, after all they shoot horses don’t they to put them out of their misery. I’m not suggesting that avenue but if these people are so miserable with the state of their lives perhaps the next best thing is to put them back into an institution as was done a century ago. Used to be that the only time we allowed men to parade around in women’s clothing was on Hallowe’en, anytime other than that and they were arrested and locked up. Perhaps a little drastic as that was deemed an infringement of their human rights. Well the way I see it, my human rights are being violated every time they demand special treatment and exemptions. If they want to form transpersons sports leagues then get on with it but don’t water down sports by making exceptions for a minority of the population. Oh! don’t bother calling me hateful, misogynist, racist, homophobe, or the rest because I don’t give a damn what you think.

  9. Men who cannot compete with other men get their joy out of beating girls.

    Some would call that bullying.

  10. Interesting that this tournament was held in the same town as the American Girl Doll headquarters-the company that has become known recently for their body image book for girls that promotes puberty blockers etc..Coincidence that.

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