54 Replies to “Justin Tries To Be Funny”

  1. Betcha’ Poilievre wasn’t even invited. Nobody in the Ottawa Press Gallery wants to hear anything Poilievre has to say!

    1. PP doesn’t want to be associated with that filth right now…

      But…

      Right after becoming PP the PM…

      They’ll be the best of buds…

      Again…

      There is no opposition in Ottawa

  2. Parliamentary press gallery circle jerk. Pity Ottawa pub D’arcy McGees for that night’s lost revenue where most of these fellators can be found telling each other how great they are.
    Of course watching donkey toothed Liz May going off script after ingesting Nyquill some years ago certainly was a hilight.

  3. Just as the “Canadian Anti-Hate Network” is a very pale version of the “Southern Poverty Law Centre”, Canada’s “Nerd Prom” is a very pale version of the ‘merican version.

    Much like the take off (barely) of Canadian “game shows” where the prize is a pack of gum…

  4. Of course they laugh and applaud.
    They wouldn’t want to lose their Official Trudeau Media Fluffer Licenses!

    Speaking of the Trudeau Media Fluffer Licenses, how many CBC employees got dragged before the Fluffer Licensing Board to explain why they lied to Canadians about the Freedom Convoy funding?
    And if nobody has to explain their unprofessional behaviour then why is there a media licensing board?

  5. The irony of course is that he is funding the employment of the media, so they need to pander to his lame jokes. He lives in his own bubble, and if you’re not a member of the “important” class, then you don’t count, and you don’t matter. He is destroying this country, and his lapdog media is fully on board with these plans. He is openly working for the WEF, and nobody seems to care. Not only are the sheep willfully ignorant, they cannot even be bothered to wake up and actually understand what the end result of the WEF planned takeover will look like. It would be far easier to stop it now, than after we are fully enslaved. They’ll only care after fact, and it will be too late. Then this petulant narcissistic little manchild turd, will dance off to his WEF rewards, while we suffer under the globalist yoke for the rest of our enforced short miserable lives!

  6. Why is my tax money paying for this bullshit roast night of nothing productive?

    1. Same reason it’s paying for 3 mansions the Turd resides in and a personal monthly food bill in excess of $55,000.00 to feed his little family .
      Not to mention that hisSame reason it’s paying for 3 mansions the Turd resides in and a personal monthly food bill in excess of $55,000.00 to feed his little family .
      Not to mention that his food is prepped in the kitchens at Sussex and couriered a km down to his other residence paid by you the taxpayer.

      It’s good to be the King. food is prepped in the kitchens at Sussex and courier ed a km down to his other residence paid by you the taxpayer.

      It’s good to be the King.

  7. Why doesn’t Justin do this when Pierre is in the same room?

    It’s a simple question.

    Don’t the clapping seals want an answer, too?

  8. “He said he’s a believer in using simple Anglo-Saxon words,” Trudeau recalled. “I didn’t get it either, but I’m told it sounds much better in the original German.”

    Is that the highlight of the night?

  9. The Spawn-Fuhrer didn’t need to tell them to laugh at whatever jokes he’s capable of memorizing because they are all products of the institutional left. It’s a frat party and they all get to celebrate their cultural and political domination. The Spawn’s subsidization never “turned” any of them. They were always in the tank for him and the subsidies were implemented to keep them employed and an integral part of their fraternity. Without the subsidies, the market for their bile is saturated, over-sold and would be more in decline than they are already. The Spawn doesn’t have to buy his allies, they were already deranged.

  10. If anyone is interested, Pierre Poilievre wasn’t at the press shindig because he had another shindig to attend: the Tining Pinoy Radio 30th Annual Gala. That’s the radio station for the local Ottawa region Filipino community.

    So Liberals, while Canada’s Only Blackface PM was schmoozing with his complacent pals in the media, Poilievre was enjoying a relaxing evening with the local Filipino community.

    Who’s the one scoring the “diversity points” now?

  11. Perhaps all of the leftists are intentionally trying to be as annoying and abusive as possible so we will not miss them so much after their mass suicide…or the mob vengeance.

    Mighty white of them….

  12. The female MC pulled a genuine dig right at the beginning. In French JT’s faults were itemized, for just this year, and a comparison to JT’s old man was made. She said that famous saying, i.e., “Like Father Like Son.” Gee. Must’ve been approved by the boss, this constant comparison to the ol man is rather old and shallow. Oh wait- Winters coming, and lots of climate change. Perhaps a walk in the snow is on order. Ha.

    The short part of this clip and the spoken words sounded like the Writers were the pros at those Atlantic CBC Comedy Shows. You know the ones. Matter of fact, it seems to me that I heard those jokes before. Doesn’t matter.

    Your comments here matter more.
    Bravo!

    …..a walk in the snow … let him know …
    Oh plz…a walk in the snow …a walk in the snow …

  13. Baked potato.
    Useless, unfunny, cringy, cynical, disingenuous, low IQ, self congratulating, halfwit, sociopath.

  14. The guy’s a real riot.

    Can’t wait to hear his concession speech. It’ll be the only funny thing he’s ever said.

    1. His concession speech should start with these words: “hey, this rope around my neck is a little too tight!”

    2. He’ll pull a Clinton and not do one I guarantee it. The press will be in a fit of rage at Poliviere too. Look at how unhinged David Akin is already. Actually I want to see David Akin in person on election night. I want to see the meltdown.

  15. Him funny alright.
    Funny peculiar ..
    Not funny Ha ha.
    The media scum who sold this product to the fee paying citizenry need persecuted..
    For selling a worthless product as a Dear Leader..
    And for running cover for who ever has their hand up the puppets bum.
    Dear Leader is truly as stupid and petty as we suspect..But only Presstitutes can continue to sell such creature as “Leader”.

  16. Too funny. I’m picturing media clowns laughing their asses off while scanning the room to see who would stop laughing first.

  17. Globull News employees smoke Liberal pole to collect the taxpayer dole and should be reminded of that fact daily.

  18. I remember a one Stephen Harper, who wrote countless articles I agreed with when with the reeeeeeeform party… then he became PM… the west is in…

    Then he was giving speeches to the tri-lateral commission… then he was saying he had no hidden agenda…

    Then… it was wait for me to get a majority… then it was wait for my balls to get chopped off…

    And then we got Justina.

    Please hold your applause until AFTER the performance of PP.

    How many times have we been down this road before, my dear conservatives?

    I’m still voting PPC although I dislike their leader.

  19. “Hey, they keep telling me, ‘Justin, take a walk in the snow’, so I took a walk in the snow, you know, and I saw that someone had pissed in the snow! And they’d written, in piss, in the snow, ‘Piss On Trudeau’! So I called in the RCMP, you know, and they come back after a while and they tell me, ‘Sir, we’ve analyzed that urine, and I’m sorry to say it’s Pierre Poilevre’s.’ And I said, ‘Oh my’, and they said, ‘And we also analyzed the handwriting. It’s Sophie’s’. Oh, come on, I know you’re out there, I can hear you breathing…”

  20. Interesting.

    In more “interesting times”, Sweden produced the sort of folk who rampaged down the Volga ,and portaged to the Mediterranean.

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