Cold Fossilized Hands

26 Replies to “Cold Fossilized Hands”

1. I have a confession. This was the cap gun I tried to steal from zellers back in the 70s. I hope they dont try to get my DNA from it.

2. OMG! I feel so much safer now! Thank you, Justin. But I do wonder how many more there are out there, just like this one. Better get on it!!

3. Heh. My favourite – “underthestreets” or how about “tetanus is real”.
   SMDH. I’m with the one who questions whether or not it’s a parody account.

   “Toronto Police Service Guns Seized”
   I wish. Hyphens and commas are your friend TPS.

4. I wonder if it would qualify for a buy-back.

   1. Whenever there is a buy-back in American cities, people bring in ancient, damaged and/or non-functioning weapons. In of the gun shown in the tweet, I can’t tell if it was ever an actual firearm.

5. Is this the revolver TPS used as a pretext for murdering that gunsmith in Simcoe ?

6. I see the Canadian Forces found a replacement of the Browning.

7. And now the palaeontology society wants it back!

   1. Yes. It’s actually a futuristic laser pistol found in fossilised strata millions of years old! Take your pick: Silurians, aliens and/or time travelers…?!

8. Put it back on the street at let some gang member try and fire it.

9. Hmm … it must be the handgun that George Bennett shot George Brown with back in the day.

10. Captain Jack Sparrow wants his gun back.

11. Oh I’ve heard recently of much better than this. There’s footage going round of some 3d printing hobbyist taking his likely old and definitely worthless builds to Houston PD’s gun buyback. He’s getting stacks for basically non-functional quasi-toys.

12. That crusty old pistol looks nothing like the 2 Glock handguns I got taken off the streets of Toronto when I witnessed 2 imported Somali gangbangers get out of a car carrying the guns in their hands and then tucking them into their pants and walking away.
    I followed them for 8 blocks while directing the literally 18 police cars to their location and pointing them out for a dramatic,action packed take down!!!

    1. You really stuck it to the gun rights of those brown people.

    2. Just out of curuosity: are you the same poster as the one who calls itself Greg Grandy, or does every Greg at SDA has an affinity for jackboot licking?

       1. colon
          Try posting like an adult for once!

13. https://twitter.com/TPSGunsSeized/status/1384927692932460547

    no word on if it was held by a one handed, one eyed man with a parrot on his shoulder

14. You could get a nasty cut from that broken grip! And it would likely get infected …

15. I’m sure more firearms from the stone age will be discovered. There is absolutely no way mammoths were hunted with such a small caliber.

    1. Typical racist response. Discounting the superb abilities of our proto-aboriginals to hunt with their traditional weaponry. 🙂

16. Glad they got that tripping hazard off the street(s).

17. If only they had found it sooner, Kotanko would still be alive.

18. Can I help you?

    I would like to return a gun.

19. Well that is definitely a seized gun. I’ll bet not one part moves.

20. When you get bored of carving shivs out of soap.