Friday On Turtle Island

20 Replies to “Friday On Turtle Island”

1. The pejorative, “Indian giver” comes to mind.
   The Indians – according to Wikipedia – were not giving gifts, but trading.
   Of course if you offer a trade item and the other thinks its a gift, then yeah, you’re like, WTF, pale face, give me back my shit, you cheap, stinky bastard. (The Fwench and British could be smelt a mile away, such was their hygiene.)

   1. Nobody had good hygiene in the Canadian wilderness, and that applies even today. Native tribes were nomadic because the stench of rotted meat and excrement around their encampments eventually overcame even their tolerance and primitive instincts, so they moved to another location.

      1. But they, relatively speaking, were clean compared to Europeans.
         They didn’t think bathing made you sick, quite the opposite.

         1. While Indians were wallowing in their own filth Europeans were building thriving cities and engineering marvels. I’ve been on a few reservations and they’re still barely functioning communities without modern sanitary standards.
            But everyone has at least one big screen TV.

            1. Not about engineering or the present day.
               The Romans and the Israelites would have been disgusted with the Europeans of that time.
               Just because you don’t like Indians now, doesn’t mean they were filthy then.

            2. Buddy, are you not an observer of mankind?

2. So somehow bear grease and campfire smoke was less smelly than unwashed Europeans? Riiighttt ….

   Wanna buy Manhattan?

   1. Don’t trust me, look it up.
      Some European city streets were literally covered in animal and human shit.

      1. True. Just think about the “black plague”. Sanitation was less than adequate.

3. Re: baby names. They forgot “Fartblossom”, Wetspot”, “Yourine” and a whole bunch more gender neutral choices.
   They’re not really trying.

4. The irony in Jacinda Arden’s gift to Pedo Joe Biden was filthy.

   A bowl made from petrified wood which was dug out of the swamp is a fine art masterpiece.

   Was Arden actually sending a message to Brandon and to the world? Head of State gifts are rarely planned and given without considerable thought and debate. Maybe Corn Pop is the next contestant on “World Leader Whack-a-Swamp Creature”.

   1. Nothing is too insignificant and picayune for the fart sniffers to overlook.

   2. Petrified wood….. isn’t that from an old-growth forest?

      1. Maybe it should be called “putrified”?

      2. BA, heh heh heh.

5. People who give their children stupid names are bad people.

   There ought to be a law.

6. Jason Kenneys anti Christian vendetta against anti fascist Pastor Artur was illegal says a Judge of the Alberta Court of Appeals… wow, an honest Judge ?
   https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1550520504947195905

   Kenney is a petty Globalist shitstain.
   Cops are criminals. Calgary Cops are a disgrace.

   1. Sean

      ALL TRUE, and I see some of his Boozing buddies all vying for a shot to replace him…Same old same old and they all reek of WEF geld.

      Travis Teoews
      And some fat fk Dixon..? (Nixon.?)
      Shandro too.

      Each one of those Sky Palace scumbags deserves a Nuremberg Necklace.

      As for the Cops…those that participated should turn in their city Uniforms and replace them with NSDAP Gauletier types… black Jack Boots n armbands. It’s what the1930’s NAZI’s wore….fitting I’d say.

7. I’m sure the Indians bragged how they fleeced the white man trading some artifact that he could recreate in a day or a week. If whitie had not collected the artifacts there would be nothing left of the old history.

   1. If you have ever been to the Vatican Museum, it has many different donated and rescued items that would otherwise be made into rubbish.

      Big Grievance Industry should thank the Vatican for not throwing away the gifts they gave it.