Its Tuesday On Turtle Island

You will eat your bugs kid and like it.  Children to be fed bugs.  You kids stop reading racist books.  And while they are eating bugs, the children can perform on stage for money.

Will they be demanding reparations?  Indians walk out on comedian.

Biden’s America.  Dementia Joe to boost ties with Palestinians.  Trump on 2000 Mules.  The Charlottesville lie.

The CBC’s failure.  State broadcasters are all the same.

Well this should make it easier for China to spread its next virus.  China elected to WHO board.  From the people that lied about the China virus. Pride parades can go ahead.

The alphabet people will need to add another letter.  Woman wants to marry a toy plane.

29 Replies to “Its Tuesday On Turtle Island”

    1. I went to my bank yesterday morning just before it opened and the two cash machines there were out of order.
      One had ran out of cash and the other had eaten someone’s card and couldn’t be used.
      The four tellers inside looked like it was going to be one of those days when one of its two readers was having issues.
      As the line of people coming in was increasing and you sort of knew many of them were coming in for cash as the machines were still broken.
      Technology issues…

    2. No more food, no more gas, no more money. Bitching will be the least of your worries.

  1. According to his schedule, Dear Leader will be attending a prayer breakfast this morning. He will be explaining that he is God.

    1. When people call him a member of the idle rich, he misunderstands it and thinks they said “ideal rich”.

  2. Those jokes hurt us ‘spiritually’ says thin-skinned whiney Indian. The eagle feathers will be flying at the healing lodge today.

    1. “The CBC fails to see authoritarianism in our own backyard”

      The CBC is paid to not report on authoritarianism in our own backyard by same authoritarians2-1

    2. “Those jokes hurt us ‘spiritually’ says thin-skinned whiney Indian. The eagle feathers will be flying at the healing lodge today.”

      Being loud and disrupting a comedian’s set, then getting all upset when he says unkind things about you?

  3. “The CBC fails to see authoritarianism in our own backyard”

    The CBC is paid to not report on authoritarianism in our own backyard by same authoritarians

  4. I wonder when the woke pigs will get around “The Chronicles of Narnia”.

    1. I remember years ago a left-wing Globe and Mail writer was reviewing the Chronicles of Narnia movie, he warned his readers to “watch out for Christian themes”. I am not making this up.

      1. Apparently during the making of TLTWATW, there were Disney execs asking, “how do we get rid of the Christian thing”. Sickening, but hardly surprising.

  5. Why would anyone pay to go to a comedy club in Winnipeg when the entire city is one and it is entirely free.
    Park yourself almost anywhere and watch all the stupid antics by the usual suspects.

  6. So she wants to marry a Boeing. What happens if the plane sues for divorce because she’s been carrying on with an Airbus or, worse, a Bombardier?

      1. And, I’ll bet, her favourite aeronautical force would be….. thrust.

  7. AnalSwab’s “Ze future” statement starting to make waves. Ben Shapiro explaining very nicely how Klaus is a creep, why WEF as an entity is the 4th Reich, what stakeholder capitalism is and other things we lost along the way to ze bright future of Democratic/Trudeaupian Socialism.

    https://youtu.be/YXdqSJ2Wisc?t=94

    1. Klaus is a creep

      Put him in a dirty raincoat and he would be what I imagine what a pervert looks like.

      1. There is a picture of that Ultimate Pervert on a beach somewhere…wearing female undergarments and a bag over his balls…I do believe it’s authentic.

        https://mobile.twitter.com › status
        Dave “Free Rudy” Collum on Twitter: “Klaus Schwab spotted at the beach …

  8. I can understand the airplane thing. I want to lie over and hug every Jaguar E-type I see.

    1. Likewise: I own an airplane and it’s a bit like marriage: I give it all my love and it costs me dearly.

  9. Expect to see a sign at the Comedy Clubs “No laughing, smiling permitted.”

  10. Back in the day, Cree women were nothing but pack mules, sperm banks and baby makers.
    In that order.
    Its not a joke either.

    1. Yeppers. Anybody who hasn’t already should read, “Playing the Indian Card” by Stephen K. Roney. And, it wasn’t just Cree women.

  11. Suggestions to shut the country down again are suspended for the Pride Parade.

    Because:
    “There is no specific transmission route that we need to be worried about. It really is connected to the fact there have been a couple of events that have perhaps amplified the current outbreak.”

    Because it’s being spread by “close contact” between gay and bisexual men and we must downplay that fact. Also if we encourage “close contact” between gay and bisexual men, the virus might spread faster and faster and then we have an excuse to shut the country down again…..

  12. CBC (and the rest of the loyal presstitutes) is not ignoring authoritarianism in Kanada. It is paid to ignore it and promote the regime of Dear Leader. Like Pravda.

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