And Left The Wife At Home

29 Replies to “And Left The Wife At Home”

1. Maybe Sophie did not want to go?
   Maybe Idris was in town?

   1. Remember: It was Sophie’s Choice.

   2. Someone has to stay behind to look after the nanny.

      1. Which one? Didn’t they have two at one time?

2. She may be thinking: “See how worthless he is? Even the Russians couldn’t be bothered to kidnap and hold him for ransom.”

   Sorry, Soapy, but you married him, so you’re stuck with him either until death do you part or the both of you get divorced.

3. So are we – taxpayers – paying for the Prime Minister and the Two Chicks to go to concerts in Europe?
   Well duh.
   Can you imagine someone from the Legacy Polesmoking Media asking Shit-for-brains who paid?
   Nope, neither can I.

4. he left wifey more than two year ago.
   they put out a christmas card. two separate pictures , not even the same xmas tree lights,

5. Warcation – Everybody’s doin’ it. Besides, it’s a chance to meet the king of offshore accounts and obnoxious virtue signaller, Bono.

6. Oh, and where’s your masks assholes?

7. anyone else see that ex engineer trainee fail to raise the flag

   1. Maybe that’s why Soapy went looking for someone who could get their ‘flag’ up

8. I bet Sparkle Sox took his 2 Bridesmaids, Gerald Butz and Shame us O’ Regan. Freedolph took her Nazi grandpa’s Banner to get signed by the leather pants and Stilettos wearing homo Little Z.

9. No truck convoys in Ukraine to fear

   That’s a good thing

   1. Don’t forget, no bouncy castles, either! Or Harleys.

10. No big deal. She needs the time alone to focus on her singing career.

    1. She could give this warbler some competition:

       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3iYamSxxI

11. A menage a trois in the Ukraine, Sweet

    1. Ewww…

    2. Do ya think that Trudeau and Freeland, er, you know….’Barnied’?
       I think he liked the look of her in that purple pantsuit.

12. The wife … ‘sings’.

    Enough said.

    1. She’s not even a good hog-caller. No critters responded when she publicly demonstrated her “ability”.

       1. What?
          You missed the media crowding in?
          Guess she works on a different type of pig.

       2. The hogs run the other way!

13. I’m sure he didn’t tell Sophie he was going. She would have called in a Russian air strike on his queer ass.

14. Sophie was relieved, Seamus not so much.

15. What with his new poodle hairdo, why would he bring his beard?

16. Never a Russian with a rocket launcher around when you need one…

    1. I know, right?!

17. Canadians actually voted for this sh– show.

    Who is more stupid: Justin et al or the morons who think all of this makes sense?