33 Replies to “And How Was Your Day?”

  1. Arrest that super-spreader! It’s not wearing a mask and it’s probably not vaccinated, either!

    2. BA the first thing that went through all our tiny brains, no mask!!! That is funny.

  3. Bring back the Bull Moose Party!

    Wait. That’s a cow, isn’t it … OK … the Trans Moose Party!

  4. You can see it in that photo. The front legs of a moose are more straight and longer than the rear legs. So, when they graze, they sort of have to lean down in an exaggerated fashion and it puts them very much off balance. A while back I lived in upstate New Hampshire, and had regular visits each morning from Moose. I bought a hand held air horn for when they got a little too close to the house for comfort (they can be mean if they want to be). So, when they were grazing (and off balance) I would blow the air horn if I needed to go outside, and they would almost always fall over in the surprise…and then leave for more calm pastures.

    1. They can be destructive. We had Moose come into our yard every winter in Vanderhoof. One got stuck in our picnic table, panicked and tore it to pieces.

    1. Kelly

      Omg…Robert Munsche.
      The wife (Librarian at the time), and I read many of these as bedtime stories….

      My fav and theirs:

      “Mortimer…BE Quiet..!!”

      30 yrs flies by in a heartbeat, one min yer wiping their bums, the next thing ya know they want 150 cash and keys to yer truck…lol

  8. There is no waiting at the walk-in pop-up vaccine clinics. In and Out In A Flash. Stop by and get your jab today.

  10. Heh. Reminded me of the book I’m currently reading: Mussolini: The Rise and Fall of Il Duce

  12. L – The school cafeteria soon serving moose burgers for a month, if it was a reserve school.
    Problems that you can eat your way out of are the best of problems.

  14. Bleed it.
    Gut it.
    Skin it.
    And show the kids where meat comes from.

    Stop baby the kids into rehabilitation center for dramatic trauma.

    And have a Moose steaks Barbecue.

  15. No complaints, it has every right to be in its own territory. They came before the Europeans, not to mention also those other noisy claimants of the land. Remember, animals have equal rights. Let’s not be speciesist, ok.

    1. That’s why I feed the critters at the house I inherited. I figure it’s just as much their territory as it is mine as their ancestors were here long before I came.

      1. We get lots of critters around here too. From deer to wild turkeys, but only feed the other wild birds.

        1. As I mentioned a number of months ago, deer came into town this past winter, looking for food. First, I found just their footprints across my front yard. Then, one morning, I saw them walking all over the place.

          The same thing happened while my father was still alive. He went and bought a large bag of alfalfa pellets in order to feed them and there was some of it left over when I inherited the house. After seeing the deer in my neighbourhood, I started leaving some of it for them.

          Sure enough, one evening just after sunset, I saw a buck and two does stop by where I had left something in the back alley along the fence. They were there for several minutes.

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