48 Replies to “Right Privilege”

    1. My brother whacked me once and he zigged and zagged heading for a fenced opening…
      My right handed rock throwing accuracy prevailed in perfect timing, firing that rock way into the air…
      Whack to the bean as he just reached the gateway opening.

  2. Good effing god. How are these people even allowed to speak, let alone in public? I’m continually staggered by the lengths to which the grievance industry will go.

    That said, I can’t take them seriously within their own context: the Greek system is one of the ultimate levels of privilege in the US, so by going at it like this without even a token denunciation…well, it’s not like their naked hypocrisy isn’t well-documented.

    1. Don’t they have “Big Mouth” privilege, clearly whatever they complain about gets more attention than what sane people complain about.

      Isn’t that an egregious privilege?

  3. That sounds like completely forced reeducation camp.
    Apparently, the student has no choice but submit to the indoctrination.
    Gotta tell you, while communists have done the same, the masses did believed them, in a totalitarian dicktatorship (sic).
    In the indoctrination camps in the US, the masses of uneducated silly young people are mostly fully willing to be brainwashed into the never, never land of complete nonsense and take it in as equivalent of nuclear physics.
    Earlier post was talking about shortages, well, there is a serious shortage of education. Looks like the generation coming out of that school is going to be mostly hungry, unless of course some of them become the part of politburo, those will be fine for their near future until the whole collapses into mayhem.

    1. “Intellectual wellness” … the label the University gave to her lecture. So … she is actually a DOCTOR of correct thinking. She is a “Health Official” … dispensing “essential” medicine. So … the SCOTUS will also dispense with the students Constitutional RIGHT to ignore this puke. The students free speech RIGHTS will be suspended … because “Health” and “intellectual wellness” is “essential” work.

      See how this works?

    2. Lev, It ain’t a lack of education, it’s a lack of intelligence, even a PHD can be an idiot. Being educated, doesn’t mean being intelligent, but being intelligent means being able to use the education you have.

    1. cal2, If you’re right handed, that means the left side of your brain works better, and if you’re left handed, it means the right side of your brain works better. So us lefties are always in the right mind!

      Dunno about the living longer part, but I’ll take the compensation if it’s offered.

  5. Another group of mewling crybabies demanding preferential treatment.
    Tell them to shut up and that I don’t like them.

  6. Ms. Parle asked the audience, “what’s your one-word reaction?”

    My answer is “absurd”. By going to the ad absurdum argument of equating handednes to race, etc., she is showing that the whole framework and underlying argument of “whiteness” et al. that she is espousing is, in fact, rather absurd.

  8. Gawd these people are insufferable. Y’know, Ned Flanders’ store ”Leftorium” was supposed to be a joke, not an in depth analysis on the existential plight facing 10% of the world’s population.

    1. There actually are stores with products for left handed people. They really are more comfortable to use. Scissors are a prime example.

  9. Next up height privilege, thin privilege etc etc. Sorry I’m never going to apologize for the way I was born. I just laugh at all this racist crap they’re spewing.

    1. I am tall thin and left handed, trifecta! Oh and grandma is an Indian,Feather type not dot. As she would say.Got it all but, alas, I’m still a loser in my moms basement.

    2. Well James, I’m “vertically challenged” is there compensation offered for that?

      I demand all supermarket shelves be lowered!

  10. #LHM Left Hands Matter! When do I get my grevience/reparations payments? Before or after the Public inquiry?

  12. Finally I can join the grievance mongers, I’m left handed and oppressed. A lefty invented touch typing and the type writer.

  13. Didn’t the Catholic Church run a very effective left-handed conversion therapy program administered by their nuns and utilizing rulers? Was that banned? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure the left-handed lifestyle is a choice.

    1. I had to sit on my left hand in school in the early seventies and was also called sinister. Got cracked on the knuckles if I used my left hand,didn’t stop me I’m a rebel. Turned out the local baseball teams really liked south paw pitchers. I was a shitty pitcher and they kept playing me. Helps in boxing too.

  14. Ms. Parle asked the audience, “what’s your one-word reaction?”

    That would be “shit.”

  15. I’m also ambidextrous; and Left-Handers Day is observed on my birth date (Aug 13). Note also that left handed people are over-represented in Nobel Prize winners, and six of our last twelve Presidents were left handed. Remind me, who are the privileged ones?

    1. I’m an engineer and left handed. I consult at different companies. I often notice when meeting with other engineers that there is a higher than normal % that are left handed compared to the rest of the population

  17. It is apparent that this fat-azzed Afro-birthing person never played baseball …

    https://gamesensesports.com/2017-3-17-righties-vs-lefties-the-importance-of-handedness-training-in-baseball-hitting/

    Speaking as a recovered Little League Coach … who drafted all the left-handed athletes possible for his (runner up) Championship team … I was only ONE Left-hander short of a Championship.

    Yes, left-handed MEN are disproportionately represented in baseball. They are a FAVORED commodity. This birthing person needs to get a REAL job

    1. On the subject of baseball, left-handers do face discrimination. They will never play 3rd base, 2nd base or shortstop for obvious reasons. Now if baseball ever evolves into the batter running directly to 3rd base, that will all change.

      1. Exactly! And since baseball is “America’s sport” … well then … it’s high time for a rule change. Right?

    2. My ONE regret in life … that I’ve never “been” with a redhead. A “natural” red head, if you catch my drift. Once you go Red … you’ll get max. … cred.?

  19. I am somewhat confused here, I am mostly ambidextrous, so does that make me a ‘half-breed’ or ‘bi’, or just ‘bi-curious’?

    I am both a lefty and very tall. I write left-handed but throw a ball; swing a hammer, etc. right-handed(you know…. like a normal person 🙂 ) Yet, in both golf and hockey, I must admit, I swing both ways!

    The only ‘discrimination’ I ever really experienced was the airlines and their seating that even average-height passengers often find constricting in legroom. I quit flying years ago when the airlines made it clear they no longer wanted to offer an acceptable service to me. Luckily, back when I flew a lot for business, I knew the aircraft of the day very well and knew which seats faced a bulkhead or otherwise offered some extra space in front.

    I never really stopped to mull the disadvantages of being very tall because I am too appreciative of the advantages it has also given me in life. A lesson that frigging feminists especially, would do well to learn.

  20. I’m right-handed but my dominant eye, the one I use to aim when I shoot handguns, is my left eye. Does that make me partially discriminated against, since I’m not nearly as accurate with rifles where I have to use my right eye. Should I sue because of that?

  21. I was about to rejoice – finally, a victim hood status I can claim; my pronouns are “sinister” and “gauche” – except that I’m not pure enough for the handedness Nazis. Anything one handed (writing, fencing, pistol shooting, punching) I do with my left; anything two handed (hockey, golf, rifle shooting) I do the right handed way. I guess that makes me a LEMA: a Left Exclusionary Radical Ambidextroid, or something. Cue the baying mob.

  23. The aircraft I trained on in the Air Force were right-hand biased but I managed to get my wings anyway. The Lee-Enfield rifles we trained with as part of survival training had the bolt action on the right side – really hard for a lefty. I later flew on an Argus (Google “Canadair Argus” if you don’t know what that is) crew where eight of the fifteen of us were left-handed. I retired as a senior officer despite my, what I must now acknowledge, was a disadvantaged position. Now I find that I would have made general if it wasn’t for right-hand bias!

  24. So, according to Pennywise the clown (far too mean to be Bozo), I can quit my white privilege self-flagellation due to being a 4 foot 11 left-hander. YIPPEE!! It was getting tiresome to carry all that guilt around.

  25. You do know that you will have to beat these morons into the ground as they do not understand the language.

  26. I can drink a beer, flip someone off and swing a hammer with either hand. (Among other things.)

  27. I’m right-handed but quite left-brained. What does that make me?

    Evidently, the “facilitator” would have a problem with handedness in molecules and crystals. And, yes, structure and direction matter.

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