The contest rules are easy: Predict the number of days President Asterisk serves in office, choosing any number between 1 (gone before the day is out) and 1460 (full term).
Tie-breaker: choose the circumstances
[ ] Death (all causes)
[ ] Voluntary resignation
[ ] Involuntary removal
Of course, should you predict Biden will complete his term no tie-breaker is required.
The winner(s) shall receive a free book or some other prize of my choosing.
Disclaimer: it goes without saying that the awarding of any prize or prizes is subject to SDA’s own survival under the government of PM Spendy McShutup.
90 days voluntarily. He’s done his job of being a puppet just to get them in the White House. Their goal is Kamala in the seat.
24 hours after the Trump Impeachment fiasco ends. A debilitating stroke/aneurysm/”incident” under mysterious circumstances.
He’ll be in just long enough to enact what will be least popular policies the dems want and undo whatever Trump poilcies they want reversed. Once enough evidence of election fraud comes out, he’ll take the fall.
Harris and the dems higher ups along with the msm will be absolutely shocked that the were so totally misled and hoodwinked.
140 days.
put me down for 419 days
Kommiela can’t serve more than one additional term if she takes over before the mid-point of Biden’s first term, and it will take them some time to remove him after the mid-point, it would be unseemly to do so sooner
Beijing Jhou’s hubris won’t allow him to step aside voluntarily, so it will be an involuntary removal
136 days. Voluntary (at least publicly).
160 days – Dies in Office – He will drown by passing out in his drool bucket. His last act of “lucidity” will have been to perpetually pardon any illegal activity Jill and Hunter had been involved in. Dr. Jill Biden will deliver the death certificate (signed by her) since she believes she is qualified since she is a Dr. you know, but she is unable to explain the handprint impression on the back of his head.
131 days. It will be called voluntary but it will be either dementia or multiple women/girls accusing him of touching inappropriately.
Double the days it took for Epstein to be Arkancided in jail. The Secret Service WILL NOT be compared to jail guards.
300 days, and then “voluntary” resignation.
I wonder if the Oligarchy really want Kamala in as a two-term President. She’s useful to them as the VP, because she was brought in for the image: woman, black, and..whatever.
But I doubt if the Oligarchy wants her; she might be difficult to control – and the Oligarchy must be in control. Not their puppet president or VP.
371 days, involuntary removal
13,505 days. Dies of old age.
This is about Spendy McShutup(the Coward of the Cottage) right?
260 days and death by Hilary – she has had the most practice – after she puts ground glass in his coffee during a climate catastrophe meeting.
Not trying to weasel out, but it’s impossible to predict because it’s contingent on the progression of Joe 25!’s dementia. I will predict he will be removed by invoking the 25th, and that it will be somewhere between 6 and 18 months, again depending on badly he goes. If he starts drooling at the mouth on TV, it might be sooner.
396 days, and then dead.
278 days.
Auto erotic asphyxiation.
I was so sure that Hillary would die of natural causes by July 2017, that I realize I cannot come close to predicting if, when, and how Beijing Joe Biden leaves the Presidency.
a fitting end would be Gropey Joe dying after getting throat punched by a member of a Championship Collegiate Female Sports Team after he fondles her during the requisite photo session in the Rose Garden.
if only someone had done the same to Teddy Kennedy, the Lying Lion of the Senate back in the 1980’s.
[25] days, February 14th, 2021, Valentine’s Day, Involuntary removal. Because, already brain damaged.
About 6 months, I will pick 187 days. Voluntary resignation following Hunter Biden’s prosecution.
1460 days, full term.
Not saying he’ll be all there by the end of it. But no official resignation.
400 days
Involuntary removal
You stole my post. Over/under and what cause…but are there Vegas odds…I’d bet there are.
66 days, 6 hours…Then “POOF”!!! (Some call it “spontaneous combustion”)
Here’s for some giggles the United Spot way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW6KyVvVNRQ
tomorrow, hopefully
involuntary
730 Days.
Voluntary resignation for health reason.
600
Death all causes
76 days, voluntary resignation
110 days, voluntary.
100 days. Involuntary removal, deemed mentally unfit to continue as POTUS
166 days, voluntary resignation
339 days (Christmas). Death after a Christmas party at which Hillary Clinton just happens to be present. Reported as suicide.
Biden will resign – November 19, 2022
668 days
365 days, SOTU due the next day. Voluntold, as in when Dr. Kevorkian shows up for his “booster” vaccine, he decides quitting might be in his best interest.
475 days, the same length of time Woodrow Wilson served after being incapacitated after a stroke; he will supposedly resign voluntarily. Cheers, wsj
Weekend at Bernie’s
101 days or 466 days. May 1st of this year or next year. Depends on how long his handlers think they can get away with covering up his senility.
As hood ornament for The Swamp(tm), he’ll complete two terms. He may have medical complications from a massive hairball accumulation in his sinus cavity caused by chronic and excessive sniffing of small children, but ultimately, he will survive, which will be touted by the left as a testament to his miraculous divinity.
205 days
voluntary
90 days
Assisted suicide
Resigns in April voluntarily, citing health reasons.
136 days “voluntary resignation”
Last, late as usual…hope I can still enter the competion.
Since I just saw the vid of Sleepy Puppet Joe repeat the ear plug command *Salute the Marines* I will stick with my first hunch:
March 15, 2021 (Ides of March)
Involuntary
He will be quietly Hillaried after leaking some info about who is speaking into his ear..
Et Tu Jill?