Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Great English! Bravo! He understands Newton’s Laws! Got this done wearing his sandals, no workboots, safety glasses nor safety helmet.

2. Yup,no fuss no bother,carry on.
   Contrast that to our wonderful system,where the driver gets piss tested cause it got stuck.
   Then a job hazard analysis and standard operating procedure,will result in the truck getting vandalized in the name of safety and five other pieces of equipment will become bogged all around the sunken rear wheel,cause the “Supervisor” will know so much better than the equipment operators how to unstick it..

3. Righteous dude.
   Anyone know how to figure that out based on their grievance degree and practicum as a barista at the virtue cafe?
   I thought not.
   Engineering, or perhaps a trade, got it made in the shade… and Gender studies grads need to get woke and get afraid,
   The tides are turning, meter maids.
   A poem for a Friday night alright?

4. Commonsense and a simple application of physics, excellent.

5. I had a hydraulic plump fail on a grain truck once. I thought, just take 2 forklifts and we can lift the box to get the load off. Didn’t think that hydraulics work both ways, started lifting the entire truck, not just the box.

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