42 Replies to “Democrat Coin Toss”

  2. I think that’s one of the reasons I could never become an American.

    As much as I love the US and its people, I frequently find their system of government almost unfathomably odd.

    (That said, they probably have the same view of Canada!)

    1. … unlike Canada where quebec and southern ontario decide who will govern the entire country? … believe me, america wouldn’t want you … comrade …

      1. CORRECTION!!
        The only part of Southern Ontario that decides is Toronto.
        I am offended that the rest of us would be blamed for the Liberal win.
        S. Ontario. by and large is deep Blue.

        1. The liberals won 79 seats in Ontario … the NDP won 6 seats … the conservatives won 39 seats …

          49 of the liberals seats were of course in Toronto, the asshole of Canada …

          If the rest of Ontario voted conservative, Scheer would have won the election …

          Deep blue my ass.

          1. The CPC simply has to work harder to appeal to the 905. No other choice. Quebec is a graveyard for Conservative hopes and dreams.

      2. Quebec and Southern Ontario are not collective entities. Get better at attracting voters. Let in more immigrants.

  5. After Bernie got butt-i-jabbed in the last election, why did he think it was safe to turn his back on the fixers at the DNC this time?

    1. I have NEVER seen a coin toss that friggin ridiculous……Flip the coin and let it fall and see which is heads or tails, OR catch it and show the people what it is…….what this IDIOT is JUST PLAIN THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN…..MORON, and you are correct, the people should have said
      FLIP IT OVER AGAIN AND LET IT FALL………sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. How do we know that the coin that was used had a head side and a tail side?

  8. Don’t forget that these are the partial results. If your preferred candidate isn’t doing well so far, the DNC can fix it for you.

  9. Oh – my – God!
    They don’t even know how to do a proper coin toss.

    Weaknesses of diversity, abound!

    Bwaaaaaahaha haaaaa haaa hooohooo haaaaaa ha. Heeee he heh… heh .. heh.

    1. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO MORONIC????????

      as the song goes “SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE!!!”

  10. You’d think they were tossing the coin to see who was going to pay for the pizzas. What a system.

  11. Let the boy dream of being president. He’s mortally wounded Joe, which is all I needed him to do ahead of Super Tuesday. His reward will be great in my administration. A job in the West Wing making the coffee, I’m thinking.

    The real winner of the Iowa caucuses? Me. And I didn’t have to set foot in that hellhole once.

    1. Try that in any sport and you would earn a kick in the ass. The coin is always flipped onto the ground, ice, pitch, floor etc. Don’t catch the coin moron.

  13. Kudos to the dims. They have managed to bring even more questions to the accuracy and sanctity of the voting process in the US. In a republic, which is what we have, every voter has the reasonable expectation that their vote will be correctly counted. Also, each of us should be able to expect a fair and impartial running of that election. Good job, clowns of the Potomac.

  14. Hell of an idea! Given the self serving turkeys we have running for PM here in Little Canader, choosing the guy via coin toss might be a better idea than depending on Quebec,immigrants and civil servants to make the decision.
    Look at the great choice we had last election: Trudeau versus Scheer. A coin toss would have saved us a lot of expense.

  15. as Sundance at CTH predicted, now that the impeachment circus is over, Joke Bin Biden’s usefulness has passed and his stock will plummet:-)))

  16. I somehow think that idiot has never seen a coin before. Probably pays for everything with Apple Pay.
    And his mum buys his clothes and food.

  18. Buttigieg is interesting. Flawed but sane. Not sure if he’d draw the black vote like Biden does. Also happy to see Klobuchar stronger than expected and the combined ‘left lane’ weaker than expected.

  19. What are Pete Whatshisface’s qualifications outside of running South Bend into the ground?
    If he were nominated, he would not even carry Indiana.

      1. Of course he is saving France.
        Before he came along, weekends in Paris were so boring with all the peace and fashionable but drab clothes.
        Now every saturday for the last year has been filled with excitement and people wearing brightly colored vests.

        1. And now they have a semi-functional labour market and economy because of Macron’s reforms. That and pension reforms are what draining the swamp really looks like. The Yellow Vest degenerates are the swamp’s fightback/hissy fit.

  20. Look on the bright side, the coin flip guy wasn’t a Russian agent. Everyone knows the KGB teaches their spy’s how to coin flip properly and win at rock/paper/scissors.
    By the way, how do you get to adulthood without knowing how to flip a coin? Growing up in a house with progressive parents maybe?

  22. Despite the wishful thinking of the trolls, I’m buying into Bannon’s theory.

    Bloomberg is in this to BUY the DeMarxist party, to install his candidate……..not him, but HER!

    There’s no way they let Bernie Bolshevik take it, Biden is done, and none of the rest are worthy, especially St Pete of Apostate, America won’t elect a packer as POTUS despite delusions of the leftists.

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/11/25/bannon_bloomberg_will_totally_disrupt_the_race_leaving_an_opening_for_hillary_clinton_to_save_the_party.html

  24. That picture says far more than a thousand words. Just look at the line up. The top four are as follows, a pervert, an old communist, a liar and a crook. America, hold on to your hats if this is where the country goes then the country is gone.

  25. So that’s 2 things to add to this list of things Democrats can’t plan successfully – wet dreams and coin tosses.

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