The Children Are Our Future

14 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

1. I’m guessing it’s a typo/missing digit on the kid’s age. He’s probably 32. Hilarity ensues.

   1. Yeah, and I wonder when she’s going to wean him.

2. Pretty sure I know a troll when I see one.

   The sort of dingbat who refuses to vaccinate her brats rarely lets them play outside, supervised or no.

3. I only pray this person gets the help they so obviously need – what kind of sick control-freak doesn’t allow their 2-year old to pick out their own furniture when they decide they’d rather live outside? And then there’s the problematic gendering of the child by referring to it with male pronouns and the colonialist mindset of referring to it as “my” son. Clearly mentally ill.

4. Now I have to explain to my holistic vegan sister-in-law and her guru (over for some expired non-gmo organic apple juice —brown, smelly, and extremely off-putting) why I started laughing out loud. Sh!t

5. That thread is hilarious!!
   Thanks for the laugh!

6. So far THAT is the funniest social media thread of 2020!
   For the sake of that kid I hope it was a typo / ‘braino’ and that hippy loon parent meant 12, not 2.

7. Oh, ha ha, very funny

   1. Well played

8. A video for 2yr old boys like me.

   ‘St Pancras to Derby – 125 mph!’

   https://youtu.be/6eC_x_kUCC0

   Dear captcha,

   https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2020/01/Screen-Shot-2019-12-31-at-2.51.46-PM.png?resize=768%2C614&ssl=1

9. Just when you think Twitter was useless…

   It is Twitter isn’t it? Because I have no idea. I just went there for the comments. “My daughter Apocalypse Meow…her favorite color is Moana”.

   Thanks Kate! Don’t know how you find these gems.

10. “it makes my piss boil” I fell out the damn chair laughing at that. If your child can’t make it back from the opium dens by curfew…

    I gotta go get some slings for the sprains from falling out of my chair laughing…

11. They are probably talking about their pets… 🙂

12. the utter genius in the responses.
    brilliant sarcasm and parody.
    THIS is why I come back to SDA again and again.
    inspiring.
    a huge tip o’ the hat to our dear Kate. a genius in her own right.