Great Moments In Cause Marketing

27 Replies to “Great Moments In Cause Marketing”

1. Please, oh please, let every socialist female on the planet sign up…

   Never. Stick. Your. Dick. In. Crazy.

   1. Have you considered making bumper stickers with that slogan?

2. Is there much demand — or any, for that matter — for sperm from HIV+ guys? Are there women who would choose these donors for that reason? Any bets on how long before this sperm bank is out of business?

   1. Yes, to show how socially virtuous they are.

   2. That depends on whether they serve shots on glacial ice for $20 a glass. Only to discerning consumers, of course.

3. When you’re selecting for behaviors that will benefit your baby, make sure you include skills like obtaining used needles and wanton buttsecks.

4. That does it. Now I have to change the name of my garage band, from “Damaged Sperm” to something edgy again … now that “damaged sperm” has gone mainstream.

   1. Well how about ” Virtuous Democrat ” I m sure no one has ever used that before, oh maybe Adam Schiff or Fancy Nancy!

5. Watch for kids filing lawsuits against their mothers and sperm donors (assuming they are not dead) in 18 years for making poor choices for them. Bring it!

   1. And watch an activist judiciary put a stop to that before the first one is even born.

      You think Bader Ginsberg would let anything damage the Church of Woke?

      Also, prepare for longer lines and waiting lists as HIV drugs and such are given precedence over EVERYTHING else.

      1. Pretty sure Ginsberg died last year and they are walking around her animatronic corpse.

6. Example number 65,456,733: Liberalism is a mental disorder.

7. This is great, now I can open my store to sell computers pre-loaded with viruses and romaine lettuce tainted with botulism, and now I can give blood even though I ate beef in the UK in the 80’s.

8. That’s from The Onion, right? It’s got to be.

9. HIV Pos Sperm Bank…eh.?
   Definition of FUBAR: (Fkd Up Beyond All Reason)

   But, why stop there…?! Ebola – Malaria – Syphilis – Dengue Fever….the truly woke have plenty of choices or they could just simply empathize with Suicide Wannabe’s and jump alongside them.

   Those Females that would actually do so..?, should be BRANDED on the Forehead with the Biological Hazard symbol.

10. This is the same mentality that got the Canadian Red Cross removed from the blood supply business – being more worried about the feelings of the (extremely high risk) donors rather than the safety of the recipients with disastrous consequences. Madness!

11. It started with “If you don’t find trans women sexually attractive you are a hateful transphobe”. Now they added willingness to get pregnant by HIV positive sperm as a virtue. If you have to be a transphobe to retain sanity, I guess I’m a transphobe.

12. OK it’s time to wake up from this horrible nightmare now. Wake up. I said wake up! WAKE UP!!!…

13. Just waiting for the movement to bring back small pox in the name of biodiversity.

14. What the Fck?

    This is INSANE, New Zealand, you don’t say!

15. “Stigma”, “pronouns” and “empathy” should make the list for most annoying and overused words of 2019.

16. For some reason, on the first pass I read that as “Greta Moments In Cause Marketing”

17. sooooo an HIV +ve *knowingly* boinking a woman, has morphed from serious assault to . . . . . . .

18. The sperm bank just called.

    They said your account is overdrawn.

19. so unDork is before his time, a product of this madness

20. It is a plot to breed SJWs.

    1. breed or slowly exterminate?