When serious climate change news is funnier than satire, is it the end of the world or the rebirth of common sense?

This is all very funny, until it’s not. The spreading fog of lunatic climate predictions springs forth from a group that also has the noose out for the petroleum industry, and they’re waddling relentlessly forward in that molten, smothering, revolutionary-but-unthinking communist way, oblivious to the fact that they are trying to strangle the source of their livelihood…read on

24 Replies to “When serious climate change news is funnier than satire, is it the end of the world or the rebirth of common sense?”

  1. … yet another group of grant-harvesters …

    Neither funny, nor serious … decidedly un-serious as our tax dollars are harvested for propaganda.

  2. If only those who tell the climate lies lived as if they were actually telling the truth.

    1. McKenna, Trudeau, Suzuki and Gore are the ‘leaders’ in that group.
      Speaking of funnier than satire Ezra is covering McKenna’s twitter feed…absolutely hilarious!

  3. Well, we can hope he’s right. I’ve been there for years now. What’s keeping everyone else?

  4. What about winter??? We need to heat our homes , business , institutions and schools! Climate Fools

    Dreaming Bigger: A Green New Deal for Canada
    BY MIKE MORRICE
    Mike Morrice is the candidate for the Green Party of Canada, running in Kitchener Centre for the 2019 Federal election. Learn about his platform, his campaign, and how you can get involved.

    A newly released study commissioned by Environment and Climate Change Canada has underscored the overwhelming reality that here at home, we are not immune to the effects of a changing climate. Just the opposite, in fact: it’s now understood that Canada is warming at twice the global average.

    And we need not look elsewhere to place blame. Canadians contribute more than their fair share of greenhouse gases. We’ve earned an embarrassing place in the top 10 global emitters, despite the fact we’re home to only 0.5% of the planet’s population. We’re actually the worst offender per capita among G7 countries, followed by the U.S., then Japan.

    https://www.corporateknights.com/channels/climate-and-carbon/made-canada-green-new-deal-15579994/

    1. That is why straight up per capita numbers don’t work. Maybe if the numbers were further divided by how far we have to travel and by how cold it gets here, the numbers would actually mean something.

    2. Get off the internet, get rid of your car, your house and go forage for your own food. Chuck a spear with some birch bark attached in 5 years and let us know how life is.

  5. All Hysteria fades away eventually.
    Most of us here would never have accepted the events of the past 30 years if we had been presented with a preview 30 years ago.
    Not credible fiction.
    Reality is always stranger than fiction and the rise of The Cult of Calamitous Claims ..err Climate has been a glorious study of Human Nature at its best.

    Stampede.
    I retained my optimism due to a simple thing.
    OUR FELLOW CITIZENS DO THEIR BEST TO IGNORE POLITICIANS.
    Until the promises of Pollies becomes Law, most Canadians do not waste their time participating.
    Why vote? It only encourages them.

    Only now,when the Fools and Bandits thrust their paws into our wallets , to Tax Air, will the voter reward them.
    Our Progressive comrades always overreach, because they deny human nature and believe their own BS.
    Rectocranial insertion is part of that progressive disease.

  6. I predict that within 10 years, former first-world middle-class Canadians will all face the daily Eat or Heat Dilemma.

    Please remember to thank the Liberal Party.

  7. I never thought I would see the day that such tripe as the so called new green deal would still have a pulse in the United States .
    North of border this same sort of bile , think leap manifesto comes as no surprise . The most alarming aspect of this madness is
    the fact that anyone who dares to challenge it is immediately subjected to ridicule from our bought and paid for media .

  8. And according to the Green Nuts Earth was going to be a dead chunk of Galactic Real Estate floating 3rd out from the sun all our cities would be kept under Giant Domes and we would need Gas Masks to go outside(some idiots still wear them in their dumb protests)This Fragile Earth,Delicate Balance of Nature are the biggist lies ever and they banned DDT and CFC’s over these lies

  9. Currently the progressive Great Climate Scam’s Stupid Tax estimates that it will add $600 to a flight from Toronto to Vancouver.

    I say currently because some of the Liberal moron vote is moving to the Green Fanatics Party whose moron leader wants to at least double the Stupid Tax pain. To start.

    This is the end of travel for regular people. And the end of a whole lot of other things we take for granted.

    But much worse, this is the beginning of One World Government/Globalism/Worldwide Communism/Liberal Party of Canada’s Wet Dream!

    I consider any politician that supports The Great Climate Scam to be
    committing treason.
    A traitor to Canada and Canadians.
    AKA as the Libranos/Liberals.

    1. You are spot on. Anyone who believes the man made global warming fraud is brain dead IMHO.

  10. To quote the author, the greenie movement has been farcical for many many years.

    So long as the obvious culprits continue to fly continuously, without remorse, burning many many times the amount of fuel that any normie does, it is painfully obvious to rational people, that there IS NO CRISIS!

    Talking to you Suzuki, Neil, Klein, Lizard, PM Dumbdumb, Barbie, Gore, Fake Science Guy, and all the faux gods of climate doom.

    When will the public wake up and stop taking these liars for granted? Sea level rise? Okay, so 1.5mm a year is catastrophic? Oh yeah, just wait, anytime now, all ice masses will melt, quickly, run for the hills…….seems to work well on the Low Info voters.

    “Trust the experts”…..but only the ones selling shock and awe

    1. “Trust the experts”…..but only the ones selling shock and awe

      Just like you and your Scheer fear!

      A vote For Max is a vote against leftist Paris Accord and UN loving Globalist in the LibCon party.

  11. Common sense left the building decades ago.
    “the difference between parody and the news”
    Climate Zealots like many, but not all, religious zealots can’t accept a difference of opinion. Their God has “scientific fact” supporting its existence.
    Ye shall believe or ye shall be persecuted.

  12. This guy has a succinct way of telling it like it is. Dan Pena. Billionaire. Trumper. GW Sceptic…big time.
    Warning though. Very strong language.
    This most definitely would top the list of Things You Won’t See On CBC.

    https://youtu.be/NjlC02NsIt0

    1. He had some excellent points to make. I don’t know why he needed the interjections of profanity, though. Perhaps he felt that was the only way to get the attention of some of the blockheads in the audience.

  13. There’s a theory that we are actually just part of a massive computer simulation. If true, then the storyline has moved from the revolutionary upheavals of the 19th century, to the tragedies of 20th century, to farce and folly in the a 21th century. A comedic interlude, perhaps.

    I also have to double check to make sure what I’m reading isn’t satire or parody. And not just in climate change and energy but also the social/pop science realm. I have no doubt this era will be mocked and ridiculed by future generations.

  14. Climate barbella suggested last week that Iceberg Alley was evidence of climate change and glowball warming.

    The she went on to tell us Newfoundland experienced one of the worst storms IN THE WORLD in 2018….because of glowball warming.

    Compelling evidence no doubt.

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