Tomorrow’s Products Today

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1. David drops a link. I think, “I probably shouldn’t, because David has this way about links.” I do anyway. “Dammit!”

   That said, the Twitter replies are hilarious.

2. Yeah but can it cook.

   1. Maybe not but it also doesn’t snuggle.

   2. No.

      It also won’t help itself to your paycheque and demand the vote. Nothing is perfect.

   3. It doesn’t need to cook as long as it can make me a sandwich and bring me a beer.
      And thank God it doesn’t talk…

3. At the YouTube, it states right there in the opening gambit that it’s “the best”.

   There are six (6) little interior knobs at entry that I suppose are there to stimulate in some fashion, and you just have to *know* that next year’s model will have seven (7) … or maybe nine (9).

   It’ll come to be known as the Zeiss / Leica of the stimuli world.

   Dave’s comments are gold.

   1. Next year’s modelo will have a seat in front like a motorcycle and a probe operating in the other direction. Yeeuuch. How do I come up with this before brakfast?

4. It’s no surprise that this sort of device shows up in the country that spent thirty years preferentially aborting female fetuses.

   1. Yes, well. It won’t insist you go get killed or maimed in a war while it sits home cheating on you with every slacker in the neighbourhood who could afford to bribe a doctor to give him a medical exemption.

      For the children, obviously.

5. Someone must have been inspired by the movie A Boy and His Dog…..

6. Its missing a beverage holder and some grab handles, but the interior mood lighting should look cool to the old, ahem, “Jap Eye”…

7. At that price range I’m thinking ‘for the serious collector only’.

8. Is that an ejactormobile?

9. There once was a man from Molene,
   Who invented a beat-off machine.
   Concave or convex,
   It took either sex,
   But oh what a pain to keep clean.

   1. Thread winner!

10. Won’t get headaches either. Hopefully there is provision for malfunction at the junction.

    On the serious side, this device could well help drive even more of the millions of missing males into their mom’s basement because society has told them they are worthless and not needed today. Wasn’t there a report on here recently about some women’s group wondering where all the eligible bachelors are?

11. It’s so much more compact and discreet than the Orgasmatron.

    1. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=orgasmatron+jane+fonda&&view=detail&mid=AFF0660EE12946FF723BAFF0660EE12946FF723B&&FORM=VRDGAR
       Oh Jane!

12. Is there suction as well? … If so, that’s a game changer.

13. Does Medicare cover this? (asking for a friend)

14. This device just might prevent a world war with the Chinese!
    since they aborted so many female fetuses.

15. I think we have finally arrived at the http://endoftheinternet.com/

16. and it does not have AOC TEETH!!!!!

17. Helluva lot more money than a battery powered vibrator.
    Just wondering how many of the Female commenters carry a little ‘friend’ around in their handbags. But don’t let that get in the way of snarky anti-male comments. Keep in mind, this is so that women can have more babies; vibrators not so much…

18. Is there a vegan model? Actually, I think the inventor should have had a “greener” perspective. A device that uses electrical energy is wrong-headed. People should stay with the manual approach but connect the wrist to a mini generator. One could renewably re-charge one’s Tesla overnight!

19. Ouch.
    Where’s the love?