I, Napoleon

20 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. I never liked the Victoria’s Secret girls, they were always way too flat for my taste, I did however appreciated the fact they had no penises. Oh well, can’t wait for a fat, hairy, sweaty man who identifies as an angel to wear wings on the runway. This will work out great I am sure.

   1. I’m sure Sports Illustrated will be featuring an I, Napoleon member as part of its annual swimsuit edition some time in the future. After all, Playboy had one as a centrefold right after Hefner died.

      Speaking of SI, I was going through some stuff at the house I inherited a few weeks ago, I found a copy of the SI swimsuit edition in nearly mint condition. (One of the models is a very young Elle McPherson!) I’m sure that’s a collector’s item.

      1. Just run a search for that picture… need a cold shower now.

      2. I forgot to mention that the SI edition I was referring to was from 1985. Ah, the memories…..

2. It just occurred to me that if VS buckles under, how long will it be before societies such as Mensa and Intertel, the sole requirement for membership being a minimum IQ, will be forced by law to admit people like Herr Prinz Dummkopf and Climate Barbie?

   1. Well, should these institutions that where founded on a principle of establishing standards have to kowtow to those that find the standards in question offensive, just because it invalidates their delusions, the eventual outcome is that those institutions will no longer retain any credibility to establish a recognizable or legitimate standard.
      I call it the urine on the shoe test.

3. Get woke, go broke.

4. “…the preferred lingerie of transvestites, well-fed and androgynous activists.”

   Yes, that’s an important demographic to market to.

   Still, I’m sure it’s certainly bigger than the all-important Andorran-American demographic.

5. It’s not enough to have Transexuals walk the runway … now we “need” plus-sized transsexuals walking the runway? Retch Vomit Gag

   #notmyfantasy

6. https://www.businessinsider.com/victorias-secret-loses-teen-shoppers-2018-10

   1. Here’s one reason why:

      https://www.businessinsider.com/victorias-secret-quality-complaints-flood-facebook-2018-7

      That apparently was a problem for many years. My late mother, a fashion designer by trade, mentioned that there were rumours of the poor quality of VS’s apparel. Evidently, there’s money to be made in selling an image.

      1. That’s a feature, not a defect … tear-away panties and bras! Doesn’t everyone play ‘rape fantasy’ in the bedroom !? VS thinks you do …

7. ‘…Ed Razek, chief marketing officer at L Brands … was quoted saying that he didn’t think “transsexuals” should walk the runway “because the show is a fantasy.” ….’

   If the show is a fantasy, why should it not feature transsexuals? They are living out their fantasy …

   1. Not the ‘fantasy’ of their target market. Sorry … the world is still dominated by normal, healthy, heterosexuals, the rest are deviant whack jobs.

      1. Now a quick show of hands, do any SDA reader have sexual fantasies about Caitlyn Jenner? I didn’t think so. Now is this a protest about Victoria Secret’s business practices, or part of an attempt to make real biological men have sexual fantasies about transsexuals? It will not work. Desmond Morris, as of the Naked Ape, attributes sexual attraction to perceived reproductive success, of which transsexuals basically have none.

         1. A recurring comment among the “gay community” is how EVERY heterosexual man has “latent tendencies”. They convince themselves that every happily married man (married to a woman, not fake-homo-“marriage”) prowls the gay bars after the wife goes to sleep. Not even close.

      2. I know. I think Razek should have said what you said, and “Look, it’s a free market in a free country, buy our stuff or don’t, like us or don’t, it is nobody’s job in life to pretend they believe what they don’t believe.

8. Maybe Victoria’s secret is that she still has a prostate gland?

   1. Barbara Brocolli, as the owner of the James Bond franchise, does not share her father’s, Albert, prostate gland, but she does share his love of the bottom line.

9. This is so species-centric.
   Why no kangaroos or giraffes on the Victoria Secret runways?
   It’s an outrage, etc..