Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors

43 Replies to “Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors”

1. The Toronto Fallen Star being sucked into the black hole of their hubris.

2. “shits a chord”?

3. So what, who cares, it’s Toronna…. Same shít different day.

4. And this is where most of Canada gets their news. This yellow rag isn’t even quality enough to line a bird cage or a litter box. I quit there almost 35 years ago because I couldn’t stand the sanctimonious attitude displayed by upper and senior management.

5. My English better getting, yes?

6. I just about shit a chord this mornng when I saw how much gas has gone up.

7. What? Doesn’t everyone shit a chord now and then, you HATERZZZZ.

8. Proper grammar is raaaaacist!

9. Worst thing is if someone paid actual cash for it.

10. Where does one start – the failure to edit or the hokey headline?
    My late budgie used the Toronto Star for – ahem – cord.

11. There’s nothing wrong with that headline. Language evolves, don’t you know?

12. It’s gotten so bad The Red Star is doing journalistic mic checks.
    “Hello hello is this thing on testing 1234”

13. Reminds me of a sign at a Mediterranean port: “Is speaking of seven language of which is speaking of English most best”.
    I’m “mixed race” – Anglo-Saxon, should I respond?

14. New to journalism? Maybe switch off auto-correct when writing your headlines.

15. wayer all frum hunnychil

16. “…sucked into the black…”
    Yes. Very much so.

17. ‘I just about shit a chord…..” Heh
    Pretty soon we’ll all be in the bush cutting a cord just to keep the heat on in our homes.

18. And if we start our home fires with the Toronto Star it will at long last make a real contribution to people’s lives.

19. Well, I believe the proper application of the vernacular calls for a reference to the individual or parties being addressed:
    “Where you from, Dog?” (male tense)
    or
    “Where you from, Bitch?” (female tense)
    As far as “shitting a chord;” I would refer you to just about anyone calling themselves a pop musician these days. Technically, the creation of music requires someone to auto-tune excrement.

20. Now were those shat chords in a major or minor key?

21. cord shitting, the new normal!!

22. Torstar close $ 30.61 Jan.30,2004
    $ 1.95 Jan.3 ,2017
    Apparently just about every investor and consumer has decided they don’t care about every stray bit of bullshit any longer.The star is done ,all the furniture has been sold.

23. Obvious Russian hack

24. That can’t be real !?
    You photoshopped that Newspage … didn’t you. Not even foreigner leftists are THAT stupid !

25. Yup, 4 to 5 cords a year, ’bout half gone so far… right on schedule.

26. I think it’s referring to a newer version of the Meech Lake A Chord.

27. We have a cord.

28. Is sh—ing a chord the same as “laying some cable”?

29. No chord here….. it’s more like “pinch off a loaf”…
    Credit my brother in law Davie for that one.

30. I may qualify as mixed race Greek/French, but no matter about that … the point is … I am not actually looking for ‘my people’ … I believe they are all over the country and they are called CANADIANS.
    So what the hell is the Star saying?

31. Is nobody from Moose Jaw anymore?

32. The star is celebrating chinglish. Shit probably means panda trees … or something like that.

33. I guess the proofreaders were about 86 proof on that one.
    New Years and all.

34. Doesn’t anyone drop a deuce anymore? Thank God for gravity is all I can say..

35. I am from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions, and we cut our string spaghetti with a knife so we don’t shit a cord.

36. Here come the offended mixed-race baiters to make this about race and remind us how offensive and racist everyone is.

37. Tomorrow’s headline aksks: Where you at?
    PS – captcha says ‘ngalow’ & ‘Latina’. Seriously. As in, fo’ real or fo’ sho.

38. I’m more of a ‘glass is half full’ type.
    They did spell some of the words correctly!

39. In Oz we call it giving birth to a pom

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41. Canada’s own Grauniad.

42. It is “where are you from?” not “where you from?”,
    my first language is French by the way.

43. Indeed, “where you from” is only acceptable if it’s followed immediately by “you sexy thing”.