124 Replies to “US POTUS Election Open Thread”

  1. This is looking very Trumpish.
    SJWs may be in for a very long and miserable four years.

  2. The Fox crew is appearing to be stunned by the results, even choking out a possible win for Trump. Previously they would only say all the ways he won’t win.

  3. OMG
    This could FUGGIN HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If this really happens, I’m going down to the Sticky Wicket, Dumbocrat HQ in Whacktoria, and doing a TRUMP DANCE in front of all those long wymyns faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Knock on wood, but I ain’t gonna say it yet, nobody say it yet!!)

  4. District of Colombia (DC) – Hillary gets 93.1% of the vote – F*cking LOL, if that doesn’t say it all.

  5. Unknown still. I will not know who “won” until I get up to go to work.
    I still have difficulty accepting the idea that women voted for the most corrupt presidential candidate ever because of he vagina.

  6. I refuse to watch the KKKlinton Network until its official, THEN I can watch the comedy there, and see AC have his period, crying in his purse

  7. I am trying SO hard not to start my victory dance … but for weeks I have had to suffer thru every pundit saying how Trump didn’t stand a Weiners chance of scoring with a 15 yo girl of winning any Battleground state …
    FL – NO
    NC -NO
    OHIO -NO
    PA -NO
    AZ -NO
    CO -NO
    MI -NO
    VA -NO
    NO
    NO
    NO

    and therefore … this was supposed to be a HILLARY landslide blowout.
    All those weepy-faced election and polling “experts” on TV … I fully expect one of them to eat a bullet or dive off the 14th floor in shame and despair.
    BREXIT redux !
    Thanks for showing us HOW Brits !

  8. Trump leading FL, RUST BELT STATES MN, MI, OH
    NC, VA pickups
    And for a little Steyn in your vote New Hampshire leading by 1%…
    TRUMPtastic!
    Congratulations on a “TRUMP-upPENCE!”
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  9. Now imagine the night TRUMP would have had – had the REPUBLICAN Party worked with him instead of against him throughout this election.
    FIRE THEM ALL.

  10. Obviously Ms Clinton had to have a fair few males voting for her. And a lot of females would have voted for Trump. Don’t generalize

  11. You can see the fear emerging over at CNN.com
    Wolf “Donald Trump is doing remarkably well”

  12. No landslide either way. This is gonna be a knuckle-biter. Hard to go to bed in time to get to work tomorrow.

  13. I have spent EIGHT long years of watching a feckless GOPe stick their tongues up Obama’s rectum … out of FEAR of being called “racist” … or because it was better for their Globalist bundlers … or because Democraps would call them “mean”. I had to watch in Horror as Paul Ryan twisted arms to pass Obama’s DREAM budget !
    I am sick to death of watching my country go down the tubes … with nary a peep or challenge from my party. In the morning, when Trump wins … I expect the GOPe to apologize for “beating” a woman. Let alone a sickly, old, feeble, mentally unstable woman.
    and to George Bush … Fckucc-YOU TOO !

  14. It’s a good thing that I’m upgrading the operating system on one of my computers tonight…..

  15. Just tuned in to CNN. The magic board guy is the only guy getting air time the other people have stopped participating and they are all silently watching magic board guy poke endlessly at every county in the close calls looking desperately for a place he might find some votes. Seriously, there was a half hour of this.

  16. Too true.
    I was talking to my s-i-l just a while ago and we never discuss the election but she will never watch American TV again if Trump wins because she can’t stand the man. She was really angry and means it. So I said: What newspapers do you read and what TV news channel do you watch. When she brought up some of the really stupid things he said when he began running for office I understood where she was coming from. At the time, I said if he loses, he has only himself to blame. But, then, a large number of the evangelical ministers got their hands on him (literally) and he was prayer over, blessed, asked forgiveness, apologized for all his wrongdoings and all of a sudden, he started making sense. If he could just go back and undo all the damage he did to himself in the beginning, he would be doing so much better than he is now.
    My s-i-l knew nothing about Clinton but what she sees on TV. She didn’t believe what I was telling her, but I’ve been watching the Clintons since their Arkansas days so didn’t back down on any of it.
    What I don’t understand is, my s-i-l is Roman Catholic and Clinton’s stand on late-return abortions means nothing to her, nor the fact that Trump doesn’t support abortion. That’s a lot of votes that haven’t gone the right way, I expect.

  17. That must of been painful for Wolfy and AC Van Buren.
    Hope they have LOTS more painful moments tonight at the KKKNN

  18. NYT – Grey Lady announces Donald J TRUMP has a 91% chance of…………………………………………
    POTUS.
    OMG….can this really happen? Will Hitlery really, really be sized up for an orange jumpsuit?

  19. Buzzard >
    “What is the bloody hold up calling Florida already?”
    Soros affiliated Venezuelan made voting machines – again.

  20. And HER campaign strategy ? … sit back and enjoy her coronation. Hide. Don’t take (real) questions from the press. Get much needed rest. Sleep. Avoid awkward questions. Use the huge toothy grin pretending you just made eye contact with an old friend. Laugh your way through a fixed Primary election. Don’t say anything about changing anything for anyone. Lie. Pretend your email was for “convenience”. Embrace Obama. Embrace the Rap culture. Embrace Hollywood. Call Trump a moron. Call Trump a woman hater. Promise to put Bill in charge of the economy. Hide Bills rape victims. Vote for ME, I have a vag! The Russians are cheating me. Use Soros dirty money. Unleash Soros bots on the Internet. Pretend you’re moderate. Call them a basket of deplorables. Treat the people as if they are a stain on the sole of your Italian pumps. Be above it all. Cultivate a regal persona. Threaten the Justice Dept on the tarmac. Send pictures of Comey’s grandchildren to his office with letters cut out from newsprint. Have Obama say that “to vote” makes you a citizen of the US. Hide from the public. Script and focus group test every word and phrase uttered. Enjoy your landslide win. Confidently NEVER trailing in any of the “real” polls. Assemble your transition team. Rent the fireworks barge.

  21. My Username Sux >
    “Unfortunately, Canada now has Justin negotiating with Trump.”
    As one of the 60% Canadians that DID NOT vote for the communist drama teacher, I pray that Trump SMOTES & SMITES the Liberal Vegetable!
    We’ll deal with the consequences.

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