Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. That is one pissed-off bird.   My bro’s African Grey has attitude, but nothing like Maxwell!

2. I had a client who had a cockatoo. The bird literally destroyed her home. It gnawed at the woodwork, ate holes in the carpets and upholstery, destroyed drapes and curtains. It also ruined the interior of her car. Her boyfriend refused to enter her home. Finally she hired someone to destroy the animal. I wont go into details.
   They belong in a jungle.