Bill’s Wife

21 Replies to “Bill’s Wife”

1. … the pickle jar was already open … Hillary faked it … She ain’t honest ’bout nothin’ …

2. Don’t believe it.
   Have Mrs. BIll Clinton go to a grocery store at random, with video cameras on, and I’ll choose a pickle jar and we’ll see how well she does.
   Do not allow her to choose which pickle jar to open, do not allow others from team Hillary to choose which pickle jar she opens.
   Nothing she says is true, and she lies about lying unceasingly.
   Newt up, she’ll be campaigning for pickle processing companies to not seal their jars so securely, glass window and all…
   uff.
   Liar.

3. Yeah, probably pre-opened. But I doubt Kimmel would even know which way to turn the lid.
   BTW: I’m in perfect health – I can open a jar of pickles … no steroids … honest.
   I kinda wonder though … how many people have died shortly after opening a jar of pickles … probably none.

4. Anyone else notice the pounds her porkulous has added lately? Must be all that bed rest she is getting.

5. Duh … Geeze .. I have MASSIVE forearms … and I even have to rap pickle jars on the countertop to break them free … what a sham … nothing more than a congenital LIAR. Enabled by the leftist press.

6. Did you also notice the HIGH collar she was wearing ? When you can’t “fix” old … you have to cover it up. Or you tried to fix it … and the surgeon FAILED.

7. The pickle jar that doesn’t pop when the seal is broken has already been opened. However, this is the same level of journalism as the reporter asking what ring tone she uses on her alarm clock. Gosh, this is hard-hitting stuff/s.

8. Looks like she’s filling her Depends there.
   I hold the pickle jar down with my right hand and twist with my left hand to remove the lid because the jar neck has a right hand thread and each finger has 2 ligaments while a thumb only has one.
   Also, supination movement(turning the palm upward) is stronger than the pronation movement(turning the palm downward) of each hand and to remove a jar lid, if you use your left hand on the lid you are using a supination move, while if you are tightening the lid on the jar neck your right hand is then using the supination movement.

9. https://www.yahoo.com/news/many-donors-clinton-foundation-met-her-state-183315225–election.html
   At least 85 of 154 people from private interests who met or had phone conversations scheduled with Clinton while she led the State Department donated to her family charity or pledged commitments to its international programs, according to a review of State Department calendars released so far to The Associated Press. Combined, the 85 donors contributed as much as $156 million. At least 40 donated more than $100,000 each, and 20 gave more than $1 million.
   ‘Pay to play’ government…? Oh no, never!
   So Hillaryious wears pantsuits to stuff all the Clinton Foundation cash into…?
   Yes, she isn’t just opening the pickle jar to collect pennies and lost promises of ‘hope and spare change’.
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

10. To answer Martin Walsh’s question. The day the American people elected Obama.

11. Finally, a demonstrable skill.
    It may be too little too late.

12. Yup. All the reality of TV wrasslin’. But everything is like that now, isn’t it. Staged and contrived. We’re living in some kind of sick, weird theatre where nothing is true or spontaneous or genuine. From our silly tit of a PM with his “mom-is-there-shit-in-my-teeth” selfie grins and his contrived knowledge of quantum physics, to this evil slut who has reached her pinnacle on a ladder of lies and evasions.
    And like French and Russian figure-skating judges, our compromised and incompetent media holds up the score cards and the public roars for more.

13. The ratings of that show were about .04 percent.
    Some fricking program called the ‘Robot Chicken’ had more viewers.
    http://www.theamericanmirror.com/ratings-pickle-hillary-kimmel-beat-robot-chicken-ties-mike-tyson-mysteries/
    I would have switched to Mike Tyson mini Mysteries.
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    Captcha= Hospital- lol

14. Hillary has 200 people show up at a High School gym.
    Trump has 20,000 show up at a stadium and 2,000 can’t get in..

15. How ever you look at it, it does not “look presidential”, to use newspeak.
    Heh

16. I get a chuckle out of the host hands. It looks like he is worried that Hillary can’t hold on to the pre-opened jar.

17. marc in calgary >
    “Have Mrs. BIll Clinton go to a grocery store at random……”
    The problem there is you’d find yourself “suicided” in a parking lot in some remote city park thereafter. Many others have tried that route.

18. I’m still a pretty tough guy, just old but I doubt that Shillary could open the average pickle jar with her bare hands. She can’t walk up stairs. If the president thing doesn’t work out she should go on the wrestling circuit.

19. Caption:
    Wow! Didn’t even have to pull your finger!

20. good God, the level has stupid has reached a level never before seen in history.

21. Damn!! It is comments like the one posted by Oz (1:09 AM) that makes me return to SDA regularly. Thanks for the explanation Oz, for how I open jars.
    As far as the Hildabeast is concerned, yeah she was filling her depends! Again! And the media to a man/person is looking after the mess as usual.