Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Bikers NOT for Hillary —>
   A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
   The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
   The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
   The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
   The biker replies “I’m a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump.”
   The journalist leaves.
   The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
   “U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
   And THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days!

2. Diamond and Silk are hilarious.

3. John F. Kerry riding some 14″ little girls bicycle to “prove” his Eco-cred is hilarious ! I suppose he has been BANNED from riding powerful, multi-speed road bikes after he almost killed himself on one recently. So now he tools around the parking lot on a little girls bike.

4. I have been watching Fox News Network lately, to get “the other side” of the story. Besides noting that they are more balanced in their reporting than the other networks, I also note that they have the absolutely hottest female reporters and anchors I have ever seen on any network. Keep up the good work Fox!!