Ottawa: Enormous sinkhole opens in enormous sinkhole.
h/t Jamie
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Fill it with Liberals. 2 problems solved!
Fill it with Liberals, 2 problems solved. Hope this doesn’t double post!!
The comments at the CBC articles about this are hilarious. Stephen Harper didn’t spend on infrastructure, so it’s his fault was the general theme.
Why do I pay for the CBC, again?
This is another example of the horrors of global warming! Along with earthquakes and volcanoes, if we don’t impose massive carbon taxes, this will become a regular occurrence!
Just think of how it would be if a huge sinkhole swallowed up the entire city of Ottawa and all the federal institutions within it!
I AM still allowed to dream,am I not?
Maybe it’s Shiny Pony’s quantum computer making a spacey-timey wormhole.
Yes, you might be a liberal if you think that an infrastructure project that causes a giant sinkhole is indicative of a lack of infrastructure spending
“Giant sinkhole in Ottawa”, screamed the headline on the Reuters terminal in my office. My immediate reaction was, “This is news? It was ever thus.”
Exactly! Ottawa has been a giant sinkhole for many decades. In fact ever since Lester Pearson.
Apparently the higher powers disapproves of our selection of government. Just needs better aim.
“City officials were reluctant to link the sinkhole to light rail tunnel construction happening two-dozen metres below”
Naturally, I am certain one has nothing to do with the other.
perhaps nature will make the ‘link’ on its own. lol !!
Missed the Supreme Court by a bit…….unfortunate.
Truth be told, the latest one is only the third largest sinkhole in Ottawa being dwarfed by our Parliament and Senate.
Perhaps one of Kate’s asteroids will save the day and fill the void.
Ottawa: old Algonquin word meaning “mother of all holes”.
Could there be a more fitting symbol? Time for a new heraldic device: hogs, holes, and rainbow hues.
Metaphor alert.
Within a block of a Liberal think tank.
That was, of course, my first thought although Kate’s metaphor is welcomed.
Giant booming voice comes out the sky: “Jesus Christ, missed again!”
“Liberal think tank.”
… that would be an oxymoron with an emphasis on moron”
They’ll blame this on Global Warming knowing how the green nutcases(Various Enviromentalists)always blame everything on Global Warming the nuts dont fall far from the tree
It’s an example of Justine’s quantum vacuum gravitas.
Niall from Winnipeg
Fill it with Liberals. 2 problems solved!
Fill it with Liberals, 2 problems solved. Hope this doesn’t double post!!
The comments at the CBC articles about this are hilarious. Stephen Harper didn’t spend on infrastructure, so it’s his fault was the general theme.
Why do I pay for the CBC, again?
This is another example of the horrors of global warming! Along with earthquakes and volcanoes, if we don’t impose massive carbon taxes, this will become a regular occurrence!
Just think of how it would be if a huge sinkhole swallowed up the entire city of Ottawa and all the federal institutions within it!
I AM still allowed to dream,am I not?
Maybe it’s Shiny Pony’s quantum computer making a spacey-timey wormhole.
Yes, you might be a liberal if you think that an infrastructure project that causes a giant sinkhole is indicative of a lack of infrastructure spending
“Giant sinkhole in Ottawa”, screamed the headline on the Reuters terminal in my office. My immediate reaction was, “This is news? It was ever thus.”
Exactly! Ottawa has been a giant sinkhole for many decades. In fact ever since Lester Pearson.
Apparently the higher powers disapproves of our selection of government. Just needs better aim.
“City officials were reluctant to link the sinkhole to light rail tunnel construction happening two-dozen metres below”
Naturally, I am certain one has nothing to do with the other.
perhaps nature will make the ‘link’ on its own. lol !!
Missed the Supreme Court by a bit…….unfortunate.
Truth be told, the latest one is only the third largest sinkhole in Ottawa being dwarfed by our Parliament and Senate.
Perhaps one of Kate’s asteroids will save the day and fill the void.
Ottawa: old Algonquin word meaning “mother of all holes”.
Could there be a more fitting symbol? Time for a new heraldic device: hogs, holes, and rainbow hues.
Metaphor alert.
Within a block of a Liberal think tank.
That was, of course, my first thought although Kate’s metaphor is welcomed.
Giant booming voice comes out the sky: “Jesus Christ, missed again!”
“Liberal think tank.”
… that would be an oxymoron with an emphasis on moron”
They’ll blame this on Global Warming knowing how the green nutcases(Various Enviromentalists)always blame everything on Global Warming the nuts dont fall far from the tree
It’s an example of Justine’s quantum vacuum gravitas.
Niall from Winnipeg