Results! (And my apologies for the delay in announcing the winners.) So, without further ado…
Honourable Mention
richfisher — “Pony to Phony”
1st Runner Up
Snagglepuss — “Hey, what say we whip out our F-18’s and compare?”
And the Grand Prize of a Free Book goes to Clifford!
“Is that the Keystone Pipeline in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Send me an email, Clifford and we’ll set you up with a book.
O.K. Then it’s a deal. Sofie for Michelle. But only for 1 night.
“Is that the Keystone Pipeline, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Is that the Keystone Pipeline in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Bo: Here is the key to the Presidential Suite–come around midnight.
JT: I’ll bring the lube.
BO: You won’t need it–I’ll catch.
This pic (full body) is prominently displayed on a huge billboard (about the CBC), which I see on my way home every night…and their body language seriously looks like two lovers about to kiss or embrace.
I am the one..you’ve been waiting for.
Kate:
Please remove this one. Somehow I sent it twice.
Zoolander : “Lips or Cheek?”
Empty Chair: “Ass”
C’mon – this has got to win!
Book cover for 50 shades of red.
Justine: Oh, we could have such a good time you and I.
Zero: Get serious bit.ch. I only like *real* men.
Justin:”I know quantum computing!”
Obama:”And I comrade Mayo know NASA Muslimnaughts will fix climate change and defeat ISIS. God we’re good!”
Pony: I got some serious global warming going on in my groan for you Barry
Barry: mmmmm hmmmm
make that Muslimnauts..if it’s possible to misspell a word that doesn’t exist.
Pony: I got some serious global warming going on in my groin for you Barry
Barry: mmmmm hmmmm
You’ve got a pretty mouth.
You had me at “hello”.
I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is…
He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — the extraordinary, uncanny ability — to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually…
So what I sensed in him was not just a restless spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be really taxed in order for him to be happy. …
He’s been bored to death his whole life. He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.
I just had to reprint that stomach turning, sycophantic, tripe spittled out by Valerie Jarrett about her personal puppet Barrack Hussein Obama. Talk about Dear Leader worship. If anything BO has been a mere party apparatchik allowed to experiment with America. Sadly, all the noxious chemicals BO has mixed together have just begun foaming-up across the national and international landscape … and it will all start blowing up when he is retired next Jan. The race war he has fomented, the $ 20 Trillion dollar deficit, The 0.8% economic growth, the Iran “deal”, Syria, Libya, Iraq, Turkey, open borders … etc. are all going to blow-completely-the-fk()u-up when BO is scooping-up $$$$$ on the Hillary Clinton leftist speakers gratitude train. I almost hope Hillary Rodham Clinton gets the job of cleaning up his mess.
Sorry, Kate — no caption. I need to go throw up.
CBC billboard near my home has a wider view of this shot, but in the close-up here you can see the submissive desire in Obama’s eyes. Makes me sick.
Also reminds me of this:
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/socialist-fraternal-kiss-leonid-brezhnev-erich-honecker-1979/
“You be Heath, I’ll be Jake.”
Hey that fatty we smoked was bigger than a you-know-what; well a white guy’s anyway.
No tounge *this* time, Barry. The cameras are watching.
He used to say “sleeping with an elephant” but he had tons of women besides my Mom to sleep with in fact he was hardly home but you don’t look like an elephant and I’m not sleepy yet, anyway Michael Jackson had elephants and he tried to buy the elephant man….
“Justin! Your moisturizing cream smells Devine! I simply must have it!”
I cannot fathom the circumstances required for two straight men to be that close, face to face.
Justin: “I wanted to apply to Accidental College but Daddy said I was sooo smart that I should stay in Canada and help Mommy keep track of her pills.”
OK I’m done.
“Toronto’s Pride parade is in June,Barry…pleeeeease come up and be my date, pleeeeease!”
I always thought red and pink clashed. Looks like they pair well.
I bet that’s what you say to all the prime ministers.
Well, OK then….I’ll be Monica….this time.
“Dude, that American Flag lapel pin is just too funny. I’ll bet that really tweaks all those nasty conservatives in your country … I think I should start wearing the Maple Leaf on my lapel… Ha ha ha ha …”
“So!!! community organizer?”
” Yep!! and you? supply teacher?”
My Mom thmoked in our offithial rethidence too, tho we’re going to make it legal you thould come up on April 20th and we’ll party.
“I love it when a man like Putin, for example, takes me in his arms, and….”
“One time, at Drama Camp…”
“Do you spit or swallow”?
OK, go ahead, but no tongue please!
So the Finance Minister gave me all these boring papers to read. I said, ‘Ain’t nobody got time for that. Gilmore Girls reruns are on Netflix!’
Your real dad was Frank Marshall Davis? My real dad was Bill Wyman, I think.
“Tic Tac?”
People will start to talk.
“You light up my life.
You give me hope
And change”.
Finally a socialist North America.
“The Canadian media wanted their own Obama so they elected me and I’m really more Obamaesque than you except in Canada we have French Canadians instead of Negroes because Americans got first pick and……”
“Have I got a doobie for you, canuckboy!”
Apart from nausea I think Justin is saying;
“Wow you were right, these media suckers will swallow anything”.
Referring to the preselection Democratic operatives “helping” the Liberal campaign.
voulez vous coucher avec moi
Uncle Fidel gave me the one in my left ear when I was 10.
Your hair smells nice; I’ve got to know, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Hee hee , we fooled un ah all of them !
“So…then Uncle Fidel plopped me down on his big knee and showed me how to REALLY roll my very first fatty…Cuban style!!! What me to show you too?”
“One time, at Snowboard Camp…”