Laughing Their Heads Off*

66 Replies to “Laughing Their Heads Off*”

1. Great idea! Start with the so-called comedians on CBC.

2. I understand Amy Schumer & Chris Rock but what’s he got against Sacha Baron Cohen who’s actually funny sometimes?

3. Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. Again. And again….
   Why does anybody pay attention to this fool???

4. Sure, I’m down with sending comedians to combat ISIS, I’m also cool with sending rockstars too. Let’s start with Bono, and next I’d choose Bryan Adams. Just because Bryan Adams is such a effing hypocrite.
   Bryan Adams felt so compelled to cancel his tour stop in Mississippi because of the new religious rights laws, HAS NO PROBLEM TO TOUR Jamaica AND PERFORM IN Kingston on Aug 4th, 2016.
   Of course Jamaica hasn’t changed their laws regarding homosexuals any time recently, so Adams knows full well what the law is there. There’s no gay marriage, there’s no PDA for gays, there is no recognition of homosexuals in any way, any shape, or any forum. Adam’s knows this, but yet plans a tour stop there.
   The effin’ media is too stupid or too biased to point out the hypocrisy of their idles. It took two seconds to find his tour date. I’m purposely not providing a hot link, but if you need evidence for yourself, search Bryan Adams tour Jamaica.

5. Maybe Amy Schumer could walk among the “refugees”….there is a good chance that she would finally get the sexual attention she seems to always joke about.

6. Comedians?
   Why not cartoonists?

7. Jewish one’s at that.
   Bonos ignorance is striking. Revealing that he lives in such a bubble of similarly ignorant friends and associates.

8. Excellent idea, I nominate Sarah Silverman supported by the cast of This Hour has 22 Minutes. I am certain, the world of comedy will somehow find a way to recover.

9. Elmer Fudd and Porky the Pig with a gross of parkas would soothe the savage beasts.

10. I second that motion.
    Jamie, in particular I nominate Marg Delahonte, the CBC fruitcake. Mind you, ISIS probably would send her back.

11. It worked in France.

12. Yup, I noticed that right away. Also a “Cohen”, at BBC lamented that there is so much anti Semitism in England today, and this fool works for a leftist “news” outlet that promotes it. The stupid doesn’t get any better!

13. ISIS executes Muslims who are deemed to be insufficiently Muslim.
    Are there any Muslim comedians? Send them first and we’ll see if they make any headway.

14. Marg, aka Mary Walsh, would slay them in her red dress “warrior”get-up. I’d also send aging rock stars and activist Hollywood mouth pieces….oh and Neil Young would be part of that tribe. Our own Shiny Pony could also help tame the beast called ISIS, he wants to understand them better, give them an ear, persuade them to just be friends.

15. CBC: “Canada’s irrepressible Warrior Princess, Marg Delahunty”
    That’s who to send, in her red and gold armour costume with sword waving around!

16. Why waste a perfectly good comedian? I think we should send the whole student council of Ry High, and every Womyn’s Studies professor in the nation.
    Imagine the effect of being carpet bombed with gigantic pink-haired sea mammals screaming SAFE SPACE! SAFE SPAAAAACE!!!!! all the way down. ISIS would fold in a day.

17. Sorry what was the downside?
    Bono being accidentally right,should lead the way.
    every one of our apologists for the cult of the desert pedophile needs to go consult ISIS.

18. Phantom, the visual that you created with the carpet bombing of the walrus sized pink hairs… well.. that’s just wrong on many levels… and you owe me a keyboard

19. How about Matt Stone and Trey Parker ? They could sing “Hello Mr. Muzlum … Merry F()cking Christmas !”
    Or a life size Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo could smear a little feces all over Isis. All the non-Muzlum (according to Bono) Isis fighters will understand their satire … yes ? Say … does Isis have basic cable ? Do you think their satellites get the Comedy channel ?
    Me thinks Bono should stick to … “carin bout the poor chil’ren of the world” … and finding new kewl designer sunglasses.
    PS … Hey Bono … maybe you, John F. Kerry, and James Taylor could all get naked in bed together … for Peace. Seems you think the world stopped right about 1975. Stupid twits.

20. ISIS needs to be civilized and then it can be better understood in our myopic, racist, prejudiced and patriachal Western view.
    We should send them all the Feminists, Black Lives Matters, Aboriginal Activists, La Raza and Atzalan Reconquistadores that we can find! Send them the Transgendered and LGBTQIAAAEI-EI-O revolutionaries. These people can show the ISIS how to be better people and teach ISIS the error of their ways to rid ISIS of their prejudices and micro-aggressions just like these activists are valiantly striving to do in our evil racist Western society.

21. Oh, good one. Who wants to volunteer to be the first to stand on the street and laugh at the ISIS lunatics?
    On the plus side maybe, just maybe Bono’s credibility will now be in the toilet where it belongs……or not.

22. Did anyone check to see if Bono has recently purchased life insurance policies on Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen?

23. If only Bono was available and able to dispense his priceless advice in 1945. Rather than load up Little Boy on the Enola Gay and set off to Japan, a dozen comedians could have boarded an aircraft much smaller and more fuel efficient than a B29 and been parachuted into Hiroshima. Between bouts of uncontrolled laughter, the Emperor could have signed the surrender documents.
    Seriously though … Bono had to have been speaking tongue-in-cheek. No one can be that astoundingly stupid and still walk upright.

24. Make any headway … I see what you did there … I vote that we send YOU! cause you’re really funny. Made me laugh.

25. “If you laugh at them when they’re goose-stepping down the street, then it takes away their power,” Bono said
    Last year I saw a disturbing video of ISIS fighters executing an old woman simply for wearing a little red vest over her black burka. They came across her in the town market, questioned her about it, and then the leader of the group drew his pistol and shot her in the head while most of the group recorded it on their cellphones.
    Then they walked away leaving her facedown in the dirt, a pool of blood spreading out from her ruined head.
    ISIS doesn’t goose-step. But if you laugh at them as they go down the street it’ll be your last giggle.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qIBHStUc0

26. “Headway”? Good choice of words.

27. ISIS wouldn’t laugh at Amy Shumer’s jokes, but would find cutting off her head quite humorous, though that might cause a slight pause in their “goose stepping.” Yes Bono they can laugh and kill at the same time.
    Then again, everyone knows messianic apocalyptic psychopathic amoral rapist murdering criminal gangsters always enjoy deprecating humour. They just love to laugh at themselves, to see the irony in their murdering, to relax after a stressful day of combating unarmed civilians and ducking the odd airstrike.
    Maybe Bono and the gang could head over to test their theory? They could all put on orange jumpsuits and jump on a private plane. It could be billed as the funnier side of executions, maybe with some outtakes, oops beheaded the wrong one, ha ha.
    If we can’t expect our politicians to live in the real world, why should we ask the same of our arteests?

28. It really is amazingly wrong, isn’t it? And yet, so right! Bwaha!

29. Bono is half right. But it works better if you shoot them first, THEN laugh at them.
    Or drop a 400lb sea mammal on them. Then it’s funnier too.

30. Why only give them an ear…why not his whole head?

31. I wish Bono would have a stroke and die

32. And Fresh from the centre of Canada; Toronto, the CBC’s own This Hour has 22 Minutes gang!:
    How does every Islamic joke start?
    By looking over your shoulder.
    How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
    The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
    What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
    At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
    How does a Muslim close the door?
    Islams it.
    Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest?
    Me neither.
    How do you play ISIS bingo?
    B-52…F-16…B-1…
    What do you call a drunken Muslim?
    Mohammered.
    What do you call an evil Muslim?
    Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
    How did you get out of Iraq?
    Iran
    What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
    Islamic Relief.
    What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
    Dora the Exploder!
    What did the Muslim train conductor say?
    Allah board.
    A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
    The bartender says hello Mr. President.
    Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?
    Cause they live under Iraq.
    “What do you call a Muslim shrink?
    A terrorpist.”
    What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden’s death?
    Don’t put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
    What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
    Tickle the goat under the chin.
    What do you call a Muslim taking a bath?
    Ali Lujah!
    What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?
    Anything you want she’s already been stoned to death.
    What do you call a Muslim alcoholic?
    Allah Vabeer
    What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
    A Selfie!
    Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up?
    He wanted to go everywhere.
    Did you hear about the Muslim party?
    It was a blast.
    What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank?
    Allow Jews to come in.
    What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and Syrian refugees all have in common?
    They all want Turkey.
    What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator?
    Amal Shookup
    …..CBC Breaking News: Some 22 minutes after they took the stage, the comedians were decapitated live on Al Jazeera’s own Comedy station “Just dare Laugh”.
    (One can only dream)

33. There are no more comedians.
    Just poseurs carefully fine-tuning their “cutting edge humour” to offend only those who cannot harm them.

34. Send in the Clowns!

35. And hairy pits

36. Ah, what an opportunity! I’m going to apply for a big fat government grant and design the world’s funniest joke, like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U
    Then, I’ll contact the Pentagon and convince them to start building intercontinental ballistic jokes (ICBJs). I can see the headlines now:
    “ISIS Forces Decimated After Struck By 500 Megajoke Bomb.”
    However, ISIS will then begin its own program of building its own anti-joke defence system. The world will enter the first of many rounds of joke warfare. Whole countries will be devastated as entire populations will die laughing.
    I used to like listening to U2 about 30 years ago. They were good back then (“Joshua Tree” is perhaps its best recording). Then, Bono started taking himself seriously and actually believed that he had something worth saying. After that, I stopped bothering with the group and its music.
    This comment only confirms my decision.

37. Who is Bono – and why should comedians be sacrificed? Let ISIS eat the aged to perfection, sanctimonious, multimillionaire musicians. Many come to mind – Neil Young, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Cheryl Crow, Dixie Chicks, Bryan Adams and so on and so forth. Would be so amusing. lol

38. Just what every comedian aspires to — fatwas calling for their execution.
    I guess it would lend some sincerity to their comedic angst.

39. We should send them all the …. misfits. Yes!!! If only there was a way to do this, it would solve most of our problems. Unfortunate it’s the urban eloi misfits that are bringing the problems over here. Fortunately this will likely remain an urban problem, and those of us in rural small towns or living in the bush will only see it in the ‘news’.

40. Why? Don’t you have the ability to ignore him or any other irritating idiot? The world is full of them. Wishing that people who you don’t like should die is acting a lot like the terrorists we’re supposedly opposed to. n’est pas?
    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin

41. All these suggestions,and NO ONE suggested Canada’s favorite comedian (according to CBC),the ever hilarious Rick Mercer!
    Rick would go over BIG with ISIS.

42. Duuuuuude … you just had 72 fatwas declared against you. You better go into hiding. Oh, and the Canadian govt. wants to lock you up for “HATE” speech. On the other hand, if you had just modified the old Lawyer joke …
    What do you call 10,000 dead Christians ?
    A good start.
    THAT joke would get you 1st Prize in the Canadian Art Society. And a grant from the Trudeau govt. to write more.
    Me ? … I’ll contribute to your list:
    What do you call a Muzlim whorehouse ?
    a Yazidi preschool
    Now, we BOTH need to go into hiding like Salman Rushdie.

43. My dog sings better than Boner, and his lyrics are much better too.

44. I actually agree to the extent that we should make fun of them at every opportunity but, except for Levant, we can’t even get up the nerve to publish a few cartoons.

45. Sorry, but all JOKES aside … THIS IS … the Obama foreign policy. Bono has expressed it perfectly. “If we just apologize to Islam for all the WRONGS done to them by America, then they will like us”. “If we are just nice to them, they will like us.” That is WHY Obama immediately went on his middle east apology tour after being elected (howz that working out ?).
    This is exactly what the Obama campaign used as a primary plank in their campaign of 2008. “Once we get rid of Bush, and elect a Muzlim sympathizer, then Izlam will turn peaceful.” Because Muzlim Terrorism is really … “ALL our fault”. The whole world will LOVE America again, once a man “of color” is elected Prezident. Hell, our president might even get a Nobel Peace Prize for apologizing, and speaking words of Love to Izlam.
    This is exactly what Hillary Clinton was up to in Benghazi. Even as ALL the other nations VACATED Benghazi due to the clear and present dangers in the post-Ghadaffi Libyan mess, Hillary insisted that our Embassy stay. Not only stay, but boldly stay with inadequate security. As a show of “peace” to Izlam. Open hands (not gun-filled hands) reaching out in peace to the Arab Spring Breakers. This was the Clinton/Obama foreign policy in Libya. Take out the dictator (like Carter helped remove the Shah of Iran), and let Izlamic Democracy take its own course. Let “the Izlamic street” decide what government they want. “If we just show LOVE, and behave passively toward Izlam, they will become our brothers”. All the sort of claptrap you might hear spoken by college Sophomores in a study session with their poli-sci TA.
    Now, after 7+ years of this FAILED, Sophomoric, policy that has only enabled and strengthened Radical, Terroristic Izlam … Obama trots out a old rock star (who shelters $ hundreds of millions of his filthy wealth offshore from the UK) to endorse this administrations idiotic policy. With even MORE idiotic, kum-by-ya nonsense.

46. Maybe Bono is onto something.
    Would anyone miss Amy Schumer?
    I wouldn’t.

47. BTW … I am certain that BONOr believes John Stewart got Obama elected (ugh, twice). So he reasons that a late night comedian can change the world … even the murderous branch of Izlam.
    Sorry to tell him that a feckless Republican party got Obama elected twice. Yes, they ARE a JOKE … but not in the way that BONOr is thinking.

48. As was amply proven in another South Park episode mono is number 2 (poor quality unfortunately but explains everything) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2eEaJSfMHE

49. Comedians will make terrorists renounce their ways? Really?
    that goes well with ; if you kill your enemy, you lose.
    Western Civilization will not survive this age of insanity.

50. I got one more:
    How do ISIS procreate?
    They jerk off on the wall and let flies do the rest.