The Children Are Our Future

18 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

1. wow.
   this is like the story line in some dystopian realm where kids rat their parents, Big Brother sees all knows all, dour faces abound, 1984, Stalinist Russian, N Korea, East Germany all rolled into one.

2. Future brown shirts.

3. Then there’s that Chuckles the Clown impersonator, Ayatollah Khomeini: “Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”
   Why not just impose Sharia law on all universities now? That seems to be where they are going.

4. I think a creative individual could have a lot of fun with a thing like that.

5. I got nuthin. Again.

6. “Intolerance Report Form”. I wonder if the person(s) who decided to call it that realise why the name is apt.

7. In case of emergency (and what isn’t?), the online intolerance report form is available here, on the right-hand side of the screen:
   https://ucsystems.ethicspointvp.com/custom/ucs_ccc/
   Be creative.

8. Thanks for the complaint form link. It gave me a good insight into what’s going on. I can only think that there must be a helluvalot of mama’s boys (what we used to call sissies) as well as a bunch of ‘bust yer chops broads‘ who, in the absence of men on campus, have nothing else to do.

9. So… if you go to the form at https://ucsystems.ethicspointvp.com/custom/ucs_ccc/default.asp and scroll to the bottom you find
   Copyright © 2000-2016 EthicsPoint, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
   Privacy Policy | Safe Harbor Information | Acceptable Use Policy | Contact EthicsPoint
   and then if you click on “Acceptable Use Policy” you find that this whole thing is run by an international “MOMMY COMPANY”….
   or am I inferring too much from the NAVEX GLOBAL logo & terms????

10. So… if you go to the form at https://ucsystems.ethicspointvp.com/custom/ucs_ccc/default.asp and scroll to the bottom you find
    Copyright © 2000-2016 EthicsPoint, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
    Privacy Policy | Safe Harbor Information | Acceptable Use Policy | Contact EthicsPoint
    and then if you click on “Acceptable Use Policy” you find that this whole thing is run by an international “MOMMY COMPANY”….
    or am I inferring too much from the NAVEX GLOBAL logo & terms????

11. What are these delicate snowflakes going to do when they get into the real world? When a crusty old bastard like me tells them to show up for work on time or wear appropriate clothing, will that be a “hostile situation”, perhaps a “incidence of bias”. Will they burst into tears.The real world is a very hostile, biased place and nobody cares about the paperwork.

12. Wow. It almost wants to make me un-retire so I could be some of these cupcakes first boss. Of course there would be a blazin’ path to HR on the afternoon of the first day. My last few years working were not the most fun I ever had. New kids coming in had absolutely no idea. They had been so sheltered in academia and mommie’s basement that most of it was just overpowering to them. Most of them never had a real job. No paper route, no working down at the grocery store, and horror of horrors, certainly no summer at Burger King. Eeeeeewwww! Ladies and gents of Canada and the US, we are soooo screwed.

13. Yes, although I was thinking future Chekists.

14. Yeah, that too.

15. A peg-legged Transvestite walks into a bar with a parrot on shim’s shoulder …
    THERE ! Write me up !

16. At my firm, we have a “shit list”… Any resume from the list of such schools, is automatically trashed. Even the STEM degrees. Why? To encourage STEM students to choose their school more carefulLY. Helps cut off the funding to these scum patches in the long run.

17. You (and your HR dept.) are my HEROs !

18. Whine,whine,whine that’s all liberals ever do whine,whine,whine