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It’s a horror story! It’s a heartwarming fable! It’s pro-miscegenation! It’s anti-miscegenation! It’s both! It’s neither! It doesn’t matter! It’s only two dollars for a knicker-knotting ticket! It’s My Baby Is Black.
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  2. Re Movie: My Baby is Black.
    There was a joke about a Texan who is in the waiting room while his wife is in the case room having a child. (This is pre ”Dad will be there” days.) The doctor comes out to the waiting room and tells the Texan, ”Your wife just just given birth to two nine pound–10 ounce boys. I just can’t believe the size of them!!”
    ”Taint hard to see why”says the Texan. ”We Texans are hung like a stove pipe.”
    The doc snickers then says, ”Ya, well you best clean out your stove pipe. They’re both black!!”

  5. Bill Nye the Mad Scisnists Guy blames everything on Global Warming this guy is a cracked urn and its too late for any repairs

  12. So Toronto will be getting Gored, the windbag of the century,Fat Al, will be in Toronto July 7-9 to attend something called “Climate Summit of the Americas” organized by Momma Wynne,conveniently his biggest fan. Wynne needs to boost her latest fiasco in the making, cap and trade. He has a price tag, his tongue doesn’t wag cheap. Since he’s also got another reason to be polluting Toronto, his own junk,something called “Climate Reality Project” training, Wynne might get a reduced rate.20

  13. Big Al heard about the Toronto “Rub & Tug” available to Socialist leaders….Tipper knew his weakness and dumped the fat fraud.

  14. BBC reports on 2 Canadians, does not mention Briton or Dutchman who were also arrested and fined, out of 10 who apparently posed nude (OK, a Canadian reporter based in Toronto wrote the piece). The other 6 presumably left Malaysia before they could be arrested.
    An earthquake occurred about a week later that killed 18 other trekkers on the mountain. The nude tourists’ disrespectful actions were presumed by local residents and officials to have caused the earthquake. Possibly without the earthquake, there would have been no repercussions, although locals were definitely upset about the disrespect to their sacred mountain before the earthquake.
    That if nudity makes earthquake, what shall fracking do?
    Obviously we have offended Gaia…

  15. AGW RIP.
    Rock-a-bye Patchy in the greenpeace hardwiring.
    …-
    “Greenpeace India rocked by Sexual Misconduct Scandal”
    “Greenpeace India has admitted a failure to create a “gender sensitive environment”, in the wake of allegations of serious sexual misconduct, including the alleged rape of a female Greenpeace staff member.”
    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/06/18/greenpeace-india-rocked-by-sexual-misconduct-scandal/
    …-
    “TERI panel finds RK Pachauri guilty of sexually harassing colleague”
    http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/pachauri-guilty-of-sexual-harassment-teri-panel/1/440818.html

  16. Tell me, what is the innocent explanation for adult siblings getting naked together?

  17. Mohammed’s News.
    …-
    “Ramadan for non-Muslims (with a grain of salt)”
    “I get really cranky when I’m hungry.” “I could never do that.” “I would die.” For the next 30 days many Muslims in Canada are going to hear those phrases when they tell friends and colleagues they’re fasting.” (ourcbc)
    …-
    “Boko Haram kills at least 30 in attacks on Niger villages: sources” (reuters)\
    …-
    “Around 30 fighters killed in central Yemen clashes: tribal sources”
    http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCAKBN0OY1M520150618

  19. Innocent explanation? They’re a tad messed up?
    As for causing earthquakes I’ll go out on a limb here and suggest there’s as much chance of that as Fat Al Gore’s predictions coming true.

  20. I was bribed I tell you, bribed. No, let me rephrase that – They bought my silence, without telling me – yeah, that’s it:
    Christie Blatchford: At trial, Mike Duffy’s lawyer paints the suspended senator as victim of a $90,000 gift.
    “Wright’s infamous bank draft for $90,172.24 — the foundation document for the bribery charge against the suspended P.E.I. senator — was made out to Duffy’s then-lawyer’s law firm on March 25, 2013, the same day Duffy wrote a cheque in the identical amount to the federal receiver-general for repayment of allegedly improper travel and living expense claims he’d filed.”
    Duffy Lawyer, Bayne, examining Crown forensic accounting expert Grenon:
    “If you wanted to conceal payment,” Grenon said in his mild way, “you’d have asked for the advice of a forensic accountant … and you could have concealed it.”
    “I didn’t say he (Wright) did it perfectly,” Bayne said with a chortle.
    “I don’t think this was done with the intent to hide,” Grenon replied.
    “How can you say that?” Bayne asked, apparently incredulous.
    “Because it (the transaction) should have been layered,” Grenon said, adding that those who want to conceal or launder money use multiple layers between source and recipient, and that the Wright transaction had only one.
    “This is not the way to do it,” Grenon said.
    “Not the best way,” Bayne said.
    “Not any way,” Grenon replied.
    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/christie-blatchford-if-wright-was-trying-to-hide-90000-payment-to-duffy-this-is-not-the-way-to-do-it-accountant-says

  22. O’narcissist’s H&F.
    …-
    “Obama’s Hope and Fear After Charleston” (bloomberg)
    …-
    Charles Lamb’s Hope and Fear:
    “Hope is charming, lively, blue-eyed wench, & I am always glad of her company, but could dispense with the visitor she brings with her, her younger sister, fear, a white liver’d-lilly-cheeked, bashful palpitating, awkward hussey that hangs like a green girl at her sister’s apron strings & will go with her whithersoever she goes.”
    (Letters of Charles and Mary Anne Lamb)
    http://www.egs.edu/library/charles-lamb/biography/

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