Honey, I Finished The Internet

9 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. I am now officially scared.

2. One of those things that make you say, “oh shit!”
   I might stop scratching by next April.

3. Just like how information gets distorted in one retelling to another, Spider Man didn’t come from New York, he came from Maryland

4. i don’t believe in spiders

5. “rope like piles the size of fire hoses”, think about that statement for a second.
   I will be curled under my desk trying to remember where I put the can of hair spray and lighter.

6. They must be eating something. If not themselves, I wonder what else lurks.

7. Yeah well, it seems you girls don’t get out much.
   Google tent caterpillars….
   Remember ya can’t control/lose a fear of snakes without snakes…..

8. “They must be eating something”
   Story says it’s a Wastewater(sewage) Treatment Plant.
   Flies or the spiders that eat them, I’d choose the spiders to keep down the flies.
   They could use industrial bug zappers, you know, with the blue lights that attract the flies then zap them into storage bins for disposal.
   But spiders are cheaper and conservation-wise a better choice if you can work under the creepy conditions.
   No arachnophobics need apply. nyuck nyuck nyuck
   JMO

9. I once read that fear of spiders was a silly phobia, that came mostly from a “fear of genitalia”!
   And it has been said that the female pudenda can be a fearsome sight to the inexperienced!