Lizzie May at Pride Day in Vancouver this afternoon: Update: Just uploaded two more photos to comment on.
74 Replies to “Best Caption?”
See! Green power really works, just one beany wind turbine and I have movement!
Good pics Robert – of course you wouldn’t need a special lens to get those teeth, but you endanger yourself getting too close. Nice beanie on Charles Atlas wanna-be and her back is protected by the leather lad behind. Ought to pick up some votes there, if no dates!
Vegans never need to worry about getting a boyfriend.
Putting the Gay back in Gaia.
There’s some itches that hugging a tree just won’t scratch.
Oh Look! one more beaver smiling at the parade.
I came.
Close your eyes, grit your teeth, and think of Gaia!
I’m a vagitarian!
I love the smell of KY in the morning.
Look it’s Queen La-Queef-ah!
Ass, grass or gas! Nobody rides for free.
They take me seriously,they really take me seriously.
Elizabeth “I am so happy to be with my friends”
I’ve never been this close to a mostly naked man before!
“I’m not looking, I’m not listening..La,La,La!”
The only male attention she ever gets.
You can make a statement, and even save a lot of money by converting old toilet seats into hats. The trick is to find the right fit, but believe me, I’ve had my share of practice over toilet bowls! Oops, did I say right? My bad.
That…is the best argument I’ve seen for going gay. YUK!
The left coast? More like the ivory coast.
Princess Elizabeth has a Pollyanna moment …
Star light
Star bright
I hope I get picked up
Tonight.
Pretty Please !
Simon
I just made one of them more gay!!
The face of pure ecstasy……or precious memories?
I zoomed in with the I pad and it looks like the leather strapped person behind her has a holster on his back and it sure looks like a gun in it to me.
Lizzy needs serious orthodontic help or, per the old vaudeville joke…If you have yellow teeth wear a brown suit.
This competition is unfair. Ms. McMillan’s “indecency filter” will take out any really good captions.
Dude,
That is not a gun…
Blissful smile on Lizzie ***I love the taste of poplar in the morning.***
Who knew taking off the bicycle seat would be so much fun!
Addendum… quotes omitted ” “, but, as spoken by ‘for the day’ and votes… Lezzie May.
I think we should avoid using the word “Pride” when speaking about events featuring these deviants. There is NOTHING about what they do that constitutes something to be proud of, and we shouldn’t allow them to hijack the language like that. ‘Homosexual shamelessness’ would be more accurate and appropriate.
She could eat an apple through a fence
I declare you the winner!
♫ If I were a Rich Man…♫
“Who airbrushed the halo on Lizzie May’s head?”
Two Aging Queens
I just love trees, they taste like chicken.
“That is not a gun…”
But But….I’m skeered……
Rider Pride float without the watermelons
It’s called a “Love Gun”
h/t Gene Simmons
Although in this case, it leaves a lot to be desired.
BTW, what is it about the h_mo idiots that leaves them wide open to mockery?
Do they not realize? or s that just being a h8tr?
caption….
“its mighty nipply out, I thought that global warming thingy would stop that!”
I love Hamas and homosexuals. Let’s visit Palestine together.
“Yeahhhh, I’ll turn ‘im straight. Hmmmmmmmmmm…”
Is that large gold…thing poking at Ms. May from -er-behind, what’s making her giggle?
Specifically regarding picture #3… ” So Vlad… let me tell you how it’s gonna’ be in Ukraine…”
Fruit and fruitcake.
Doesn’t that beanie just take the cake?
“CAPTION???? You SOB’S I’n goibg bkind yoi guckrrs@!@!!”
Better not stop fast! or he will have a 250lb wart wedged in his butt.
“MP, DP…. what difference does it make???”
With apologies for stealing from the Hildabeast.
I e-mailed Robert’s photos to the ”head masseuse” who once worked at the Velvet Touch in Toronto. She’s now working at ”Master Baight’s” in Ottawa. Lola says the teeth marks on several of her male customers are a perfect match.
Again, pic 3… “why homosexuality can be seen as a realistic alternative”
Told you she was a transsexual!
There’s nothing running through that head of “her’s”, nothing at all.
Where are John Baird and Jason Kenny…did they have their own float?
See! Green power really works, just one beany wind turbine and I have movement!
Good pics Robert – of course you wouldn’t need a special lens to get those teeth, but you endanger yourself getting too close. Nice beanie on Charles Atlas wanna-be and her back is protected by the leather lad behind. Ought to pick up some votes there, if no dates!
Vegans never need to worry about getting a boyfriend.
Putting the Gay back in Gaia.
There’s some itches that hugging a tree just won’t scratch.
Oh Look! one more beaver smiling at the parade.
I came.
Close your eyes, grit your teeth, and think of Gaia!
I’m a vagitarian!
I love the smell of KY in the morning.
Look it’s Queen La-Queef-ah!
Ass, grass or gas! Nobody rides for free.
They take me seriously,they really take me seriously.
Elizabeth “I am so happy to be with my friends”
I’ve never been this close to a mostly naked man before!
“I’m not looking, I’m not listening..La,La,La!”
The only male attention she ever gets.
You can make a statement, and even save a lot of money by converting old toilet seats into hats. The trick is to find the right fit, but believe me, I’ve had my share of practice over toilet bowls! Oops, did I say right? My bad.
That…is the best argument I’ve seen for going gay. YUK!
The left coast? More like the ivory coast.
Princess Elizabeth has a Pollyanna moment …
Star light
Star bright
I hope I get picked up
Tonight.
Pretty Please !
Simon
I just made one of them more gay!!
The face of pure ecstasy……or precious memories?
I zoomed in with the I pad and it looks like the leather strapped person behind her has a holster on his back and it sure looks like a gun in it to me.
Lizzy needs serious orthodontic help or, per the old vaudeville joke…If you have yellow teeth wear a brown suit.
This competition is unfair. Ms. McMillan’s “indecency filter” will take out any really good captions.
Dude,
That is not a gun…
Blissful smile on Lizzie ***I love the taste of poplar in the morning.***
Who knew taking off the bicycle seat would be so much fun!
Addendum… quotes omitted ” “, but, as spoken by ‘for the day’ and votes… Lezzie May.
I think we should avoid using the word “Pride” when speaking about events featuring these deviants. There is NOTHING about what they do that constitutes something to be proud of, and we shouldn’t allow them to hijack the language like that. ‘Homosexual shamelessness’ would be more accurate and appropriate.
She could eat an apple through a fence
I declare you the winner!
♫ If I were a Rich Man…♫
“Who airbrushed the halo on Lizzie May’s head?”
Two Aging Queens
I just love trees, they taste like chicken.
“That is not a gun…”
But But….I’m skeered……
Rider Pride float without the watermelons
It’s called a “Love Gun”
h/t Gene Simmons
Although in this case, it leaves a lot to be desired.
BTW, what is it about the h_mo idiots that leaves them wide open to mockery?
Do they not realize? or s that just being a h8tr?
caption….
“its mighty nipply out, I thought that global warming thingy would stop that!”
I love Hamas and homosexuals. Let’s visit Palestine together.
“Yeahhhh, I’ll turn ‘im straight. Hmmmmmmmmmm…”
Is that large gold…thing poking at Ms. May from -er-behind, what’s making her giggle?
Specifically regarding picture #3… ” So Vlad… let me tell you how it’s gonna’ be in Ukraine…”
Fruit and fruitcake.
Doesn’t that beanie just take the cake?
“CAPTION???? You SOB’S I’n goibg bkind yoi guckrrs@!@!!”
Better not stop fast! or he will have a 250lb wart wedged in his butt.
“MP, DP…. what difference does it make???”
With apologies for stealing from the Hildabeast.
I e-mailed Robert’s photos to the ”head masseuse” who once worked at the Velvet Touch in Toronto. She’s now working at ”Master Baight’s” in Ottawa. Lola says the teeth marks on several of her male customers are a perfect match.
Again, pic 3… “why homosexuality can be seen as a realistic alternative”
Told you she was a transsexual!
There’s nothing running through that head of “her’s”, nothing at all.
Where are John Baird and Jason Kenny…did they have their own float?
“Gold Member” of parliament.