Yesterday evening, while in Los Gatos, California, I came across this banner:
As a Canadian, I couldn’t resist taking a photo of it. I’m convinced that something with the words “Justin” and “Pizza Tosser” are screaming for a great caption, but my humour engine is not coming up empty. Hoping some clever SDA’ers have some ideas! 🙂
Just an ordinary tosser to most Canadians.
“Let them eat pizza!”
Well, they got the “tosser” part right.
Exactely….my first and final answer………
It’s been a slice! Where’s my $20,000 pizza tossing fee?
What Wallyj said.
Btw, that is all about Justin Trudeau is qualified for.
Congratulations Justin
2014 World Champion of What?
Izza Poseur!
Simon
A “tosser” in the English sense of the word. I just ask that he doesn’t “toss” on my pizza.
Taking into account what Justin tosses our of his mouth, let me change that to “Congratulations Justin, 2014 champion cow paddy tosser champion”.
Congratulations Justine.
2014 World Champion Stomach Tosser
Pierre’s spawn tends to have that effect on everyone. His careful coif showed up on my TV screen and I tossed my pizza and a goodly part of my lunch too. What’s more it may have put me off pizza for life.
Congratulations Justin
2014 World Champion Platitude Tosser
Congratulations Justin
2014 World Champion Policy Bozo
Congratulations Justin
2014 World Champion Question Avoider
Congratulations Justin
The New Generation of Brown Bag Takeout
Congratulations Justin
Son of The Famous Pepperoni Face
Conservative insiders consider LIBERAL, JUSTIN Trudeau the hard nosed strident COMMUNIST more of a threat IN and TO CANADA than the NDP and Thomas MULCAIR!
WOW, who would have thought that was possible, eh?
Which one of the back-room Libranos has the street name “Pizza”?
Pizza’s are like budgets, they balance themselves.
Well I appreciate the pizza sentiment but you know I really admire the Chinese (food).
After three years of failed economic policies Justin Trudeau is forced to feed millions of starving Canadians.
As a resident of Los Gatos (really!), may I just point out that Pizza My Heart makes *the best pizza in the world*?
The Chinese comment is the best.
Tossed pizza? More likely tossed cookies.
“world champion tosser” A tribute to Zoolander Truedough – he knows you can’t toss
Italians without true-dough
Who was picked as the caption winner in the Margaret Atwood thread Robert?
Justin is Canada’s #1 Salad Tosser!
Justin Trudeau; he’s not just a pretty face.
That’s about my pay grade! 🙂 I leave such matters to Kate.
Congratulations Justin!
Also Available for Kid’s Pizza Parties-Bozo@FalconEntertainment.ca
Because you know Quebecers make better pizza tossers than other Canadians because, you know, we are Quebecers.
But..
We are being cruel to the Justin who excels at tossing pizza, for he has skill and coordination while producing a good.
The Just-In of our Libtard Party can not match any of these accomplishments.
Heir Poseur has such success only in the wet dreams of his entourage.
Justin finds his passion
Sorry Pedro, you came in second because the judges thought he had more sex appeal
2014 World Champion Pizza Tosser
When advised of the announcement, the delirious Mr. Trudeau broke into a series of Ukrainian jokes.
CONGRATULATIONS SHINY
2014 World Championship Sausage Masterbaker
(performs w/o a “net”…”hair net” that is)
Sorry, the word ‘pizza’ was in error.
World Champion Hair Tosser.
Just like I did back in grade 6 with my Beatles hair do.
The “Justin Special” Pizza
… Three toppings short of a Great White North
Justin Trudeau: Getting Ready to Toss.