Joe Mande, stand up comedian and OFFICIAL celebrity spokesperson for @enjoyLaCroix sparkling water.
I’m sure LaCroix water would love to hear from you.
Joe Mande, stand up comedian and OFFICIAL celebrity spokesperson for @enjoyLaCroix sparkling water.
I’m sure LaCroix water would love to hear from you.
And Target Canada, since they are the principal retailer of the product over here, according to the LaCroix website. Target is not doing so good over here – carrying a brand that employs anti-semitic morons (see his latest tweets) is not likely a good business model.
Obviously this mind washed creature will be on the front lines cheerleading when the feds butcher the Bundy family Waco style.
I’ve got $100 for the first person hit with a chunk of Mande’s exploding brain when TSA goons dust him for refusing a free fed proctology exam at the airport – his Dem overlords are equal opportunity tyrants.
His last tweet suggests that Mande has suddenly realized that when you are a product spokesman, a degree of civility is expected by the people signing your paycheques.
Where’s Hannibal Lecter when you need him?
Never heard of this guy or that brand of water, so ….
Some folks asking questions on the LaCroix Facebook page.. .
It’s a long weekend for most, it’ll be good to hear of a response from a LaCroix spokesman next week.
Of two minds about the “complain enough to get his nuts roasted over a fire” type of protest to his bosses. One,while he deserves it,it is what those whiny progressive”PJ Boy & Hot Chocolate” types would do. And two,SMIGHT his ass,nuclear style,just for pleasure:)….As I said,two minds about it:)
He is also a writer for NBC’s “Parks and Recreation”.
I think that may be an ‘edgy’ comedy.
With friends like that who needs enemas?
There’s something familiar about him: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/18/comedian-joe-mande-has-an-indecent-proposal-involving-ted-cruz/#comment-1345874317
Just left a comment for them. I was civil.
done
Look him up on YouTube. He’s about as funny as an enema.
Kate or someone else – hey, so can someone please tell me how it is that I can get the comment feature to remember me? I always check the remember me button, but it never does. I’m using an ipad, is that my problem? Any help would be most appreciated. Thanks.
I sent Lacroix this message under the “compliment” category:
“What is in your water that would cause your spokespeople to say things like this?:
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/457337433999147008
I will definitely steer clear of purchasing your product.”
I just sent a nice, polite email to LaCroix letting them know about their Official Spokesman’s twitter activity. I also let them know I’ve purchased my last twelve pack of Lacroix water. (Too bad because I really like it.)
I think polite commentary may be helpful at their site, they should at least have the opportunity to respond to what their celebrity rep. has said. Perhaps they have something in their contract with this nut that allows them to break a contract.
I don’t generally drink pop style or flavored drinks so I’m not about to say “never again”.
” My Jewish lawyers have advised me to say that I do not support, nor would I ever actually fund, a cum assault on any sitting US Senator… ”
If this loser had a friend, they would take the shovel away.
I got an e-mail back. Standard ‘thank you for your interest,blah,blah,blah…’.
The parent company is National Beverage Corp. They also make Faygo and Shasta products.
I took a different route and praised them for their ‘spokeperson’s’ bold words, and by keeping him around they show that they stand up for free speech.
I also gave them a few suggestions about how they could incorporate the tossing of sperm into an advertising campaign.
The lefties crucify anyone that strays from their path of political correctness, we must do the same.
Sid, my info does not appear either.
But if I click on the empty space it comes up.
I thought that offering to pay someone to commit a crime, in this case assault, was a crime in itself. Where is the Austin DA and why is he not doing anything?
Every one deserves their 15 minutes of jackassery fame.
Cum hell or high water, beatings will continue until morals improve…
Message sent:
“Has your spokesman Joe Mande ever been to your bottling facility or water source?
Thanks in advance for your reply.”
Here’s a more recent tweet from a few hours ago…insulting the victims of the Benghazi terrorist attack:
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/statuses/457667479997673472
@enjoyLaCroix sparkling water spokesman ever been to their bottling facility or water source?
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pissing in the LaCroix reservoir could cause the loss of 38 million gallons of sparkling water?
I asked the secret Service and FBI if it’s OK to threaten a sitting US Senator.
Sean…..to paraphrase Kate….when a moronic leftard(any other type?) does it,it is not illegal. I sure hope you do not reside in the USSA.
He looks like Pajama Boy from those Obamacare ads or a barely male version of Rachel Maddow.
He’s had a million years of evolution, two thousand more of Western enlightenment, a publicly funded education, and he enjoys access to the latest in modern technologies, and yet all this Mande guy can do is fling poo.
When I survey today’s media effluvium, I’m left with the doubt that we’ve evolved much since Ba-Ba the Howler Monkey flung sputum at Bing-Bo the Rhesus for stealing a fig from Ba-Ba’s favorite tree.
Must American urban culture and its social media manifestations be so regressive?
This is the message I got back from LaCroix:
Thank you for your message. We understand that Joe Mande is an avid LaCroix fan. However, we are not officially affiliated with Joe Mande and have never contracted or compensated Mr. Mande in any capacity. He is not an official spokesperson for brand LaCroix Sparkling Water. Thank you for contacting us.
The LaCroix Team