Heh

13 Replies to “Heh”

1. Maybe that is what caused the plane to crash…

2. I guess she’ll do anything for a story.

3. Women never speak to me,
   maybe I should go back to school and become an aviation expert.

4. “A woman without her man is nothing”
   place commas as required.

5. Grammar – the difference between knowing your sh1t and knowing you’re sh1t.

6. Then there was the poor sod you got fried because of a missing comma.
   To the question, Shall we proceed with the execution?, the governor’s assistant had replied:
   No, reprieve possible.

7. Let’s eat Grandma.
   Let’s eat, Grandma.
   Punctuation saving lives.

8. Ho-lee! I hope they had a ‘bleep’ button.

9. on the phone banging has never been know to cause the 9 month flue!

10. Eats, shoots, and leaves.

11. Capital letters can also make a difference.
    I helped Uncle Jack off his horse.

12. Hyphens help-
    Three of us worked in a bait shop, baiting hooks.
    They finally put me in charge,
    called me the Master-baiter

13. The perks of being an aviation expert. Can anyone introduce me to Kathleen, I am considered pretty knowledgeable in the subject.