With over 200 entries, we have a lot to choose from. Let’s begin with the Honourable Mentions:
“If you like your Crimea, you can keep your Crimea. Period.” – foobert
“As soon as I find my pen you’ll be sorry.” – WTF
“The Emperor Has No Xbox…” – Glenn
Next, our First Runner-Up;
“Thank You for calling the Surrender to Putin hotline. All of our Putins’ are currently busy. Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available Putin.” – Robert in Calgary
And the winner is!
Congratulations to Anne (not from Cornwall). Send me an email and I’ll fix you up with a good book. You too, Robert.
Original March 8th post continues below
Contest closes Sunday at midnight. The winner will get their choice of a book from the SDA Free Book Library.
Yes, Mr. Putin, I did receive the award you sent, but I’m confused – why am I the “Featherweight Champion” when I’ve never been a boxer?
Yeah yeah, Russians in Crimea, Chinese threatening the Javanese – I got it, okay? What? Japanese? What’d I say? There’s a difference? Okay, whatever, look all I want to know is did you book my tee time for 2 o’clock?
“…when I said that after the election I’d have more flexibility, I didn’t mean ‘invade another country’-type flexibility! Hello?…Vlad?…Hello?…”
and what colors does the Hoppity Hop come in?
“Uh hold on a minute, I really can see Russia from my house”
Ok Matthews, just tell them I grabbed Putin by the collar and shook some sense into him. No, they’ll never fact-check you! Thanks a bunch, Chris!
Make no mistake and let me be clear.
I specifically ordered the Dinner for one only to find my chicken balls are missing.
“I’ve got rocks Vlad, what do you have?”
“You win again. Paper beats rocks.”
“Hold on, Vlad. The teleprompter’s rebooting…”
“So Vlad, when you say you’re going to “go all Stalin” on my ass, is that like that time we were alone at the G8 when you’re ex-wife walked in on us? Are you going to make me wear those handcuffs again?”
“Vlad! Can you lay a lower profile? You’re spiking the football and doing an end-zone twerk in my face. And you’re not even letting me give you a friendly reach-around.”
Sorry I did not read the 214 above comments
Obama looks like he is asking for good rolling paper…to roll a joint…
Sometimes the chair is half empty. Sometimes it’s half fool.
“… er, what comes after “Two potato” again?”
“I forgot my mantra.”
“Remember, sir, you’re trying to convey the idea that it’s foreign policy you’re interested in, so use your far-away look. Yeah, that’s better. And the clenchy-fist thing, sir, it’s just perfect. You’re a natural!”
sorry folks, mine was by faaaarrrrr and away the best one this time.
I suspect that the reference was a little too obscure for the folks here; but, I thought kate might catch-on(perhaps she did but didn’t find it funny). Anyways, check-out “Got Your Money” from ODB; and see what I’m talking about.
I should have went with “knee pads; check” but oh well.
Congrats folks!
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Obama: “looky here Vlad, I’ve got troops lined up all along the Crimea River …. Yuk Yuk”
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You’re telling me Crimea is not our 57th state?
Geez, he’s got such sissy hands…
Littlebones has a good one.
Here’s a late one.
“So if I hold my hands like this and the bent wires are supposed to find lost stuff why can’t I find my mojo?”