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So: you’ve been hired to be the MC at a sales awards presentation for a local fireplace company, but the security guards at the country club venue refuse to open the remote-control gate because you’d insulted them a few days earlier, and then, when you’re trying to get in by climbing over the wrought-iron fence, you impale your foot on a spike, losing several pints of blood, and then…
I’m sure we’ve all had days like that.
The comments are open, as always, for your Reader Tips.

41 Replies to “Reader Tips”

  3. The bastards at Reuters puts terrorist in quotes…
    “At least 28 die in ‘terrorist’ attack at Chinese train station: reports”

  6. Apparently when he was a kid my dad’s brother impaled his testicle on a spikey thing on top of a fence. Aren’t you glad I shared that with you?

  9. I’ve never heard of lesbians demanding to lead girl guides on extended (romantic) camping expeditions
    Maybe cuz nobody complains?

  12. I’m a chick. EBD, as far as I know, is just insouciant. I have two cousins on that side, in case you were wondering.

  16. The most effective was the one that involved a direct needle injection into the scrotum. Every male that was within the range of that radio broadcast (from my discovery, because it was as impactfull as the Kennedy assasination) fell to the floor like jello, whimpering. And rightfully so. Also included is one male, driving with his girlfriend, who almost drove off the road. She saw no problem with this solution, as it removed her dependance on ‘the pill’.
    PS… I had to look up insouciant… “free from concern, worry, or anxiety; carefree; nonchalant.”… “An example of an insouciant person is someone sitting by the pool and sipping a cocktail while on vacation.”… and getting ‘stuk in da nuts’ with a darning needle!!! har har!!! 😉
    Keep up the tips as with EBD… they’re read by many! Cheers!!!

  17. Curious… my comment is held up in moderation, but damned if I can figure out why!!??!!

  18. Mix with 3 ice cubes, equal parts Kahlua, equal parts Coke and then all in, 50:50 with milk and it’s a Paralyzer of an equalizer!!!! In fact I’ll toast to you all one right now!!! 😉

  20. Putin’s Red Army Delivers Putinism’s Real National Socialism to Ukraine.
    Adolf delivered “der echte” NSDAP to Germany.
    The Left is still fighting over the corpse of socialism.
    …-
    “Leftists become incandescent when reminded of the socialist roots of Nazism”
    “You can’t accuse the NSDAP of downplaying the “Socialist” bit”
    “On 16 June 1941, as Hitler readied his forces for Operation Barbarossa, Josef Goebbels looked forward to the new order that the Nazis would impose on a conquered Russia. There would be no come-back, he wrote, for capitalists nor priests nor Tsars. Rather, in the place of debased, Jewish Bolshevism, the Wehrmacht would deliver “der echte Sozialismus”: real socialism.”
    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100260720/whenever-you-mention-fascisms-socialist-roots-left-wingers-become-incandescent-why/

  21. Nailed to the roof.
    That made my eyes water.
    –
    “Will you join me in this protest?”
    “I demand we do a Hunger Strike instead.”

  22. Morning Winston. We’re Off to See Da Vizard Ob Der München.
    Yours, Neville. March 1938.
    …-
    “Kiev: Ukraine pleads for 1994 Budapest Memorandum signatories Britain
    and U.S. to come to its rescue as Russia accused of ‘invasion'”
    “London: Foreign Secretary William Hague heads to Kiev for crisis talks”
    http://newswatchcanada.ca/

  24. “London: Foreign Secretary William Hague heads to Kiev for crisis talks”
    Ha.
    that will cause the Russians to quiver in their Siberian boots.

  28. “Renewable Energy in Decline”
    “Tens of thousands of wind turbine towers were installed, totaling more than 200,000 windmills worldwide by the end of 2012. Germany led the world with more than one million rooftop solar installations. Forty percent of the US corn crop was converted to ethanol vehicle fuel.
    But at the same time, an unexpected energy revolution was underway.”
    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/03/01/renewable-energy-in-decline/#more-104114
    …-
    “Wind farm plans in tatters after subsidy rethink”
    “Developers are abandoning plans for new wind farms in Britain because they are “no longer financially viable”.
    The decision to scrap the wind farms is the first evidence that the spread of turbines across the country is being halted. It follows a radical overhaul by the Government of the consumer subsidy, worth more than £1 billion a year to wind farm owners.”
    “Last week SSE, one of the big six energy companies, announced it was abandoning two wind farms in Scotland, both of which had attracted fierce local opposition.”
    https://www.wind-watch.org/news/2014/03/02/wind-farm-plans-in-tatters-after-subsidy-rethink/

  29. Go figure. War is hard.
    …-
    “Ukraine mobilizes after Putin’s ‘declaration of war'”
    “Why the war over math is distracting and futile”
    (G-M)

  31. “The forgotten treaty which could drag the US and UK into WAR with Russia if Putin’s troops intervene in Ukraine”
    Bill Clinton, John Major, Boris Yeltsin and Leonid Kuchma – the then-rulers of the USA, UK, Russia and Ukraine – agreed to the The Budapest Memorandum as part of the denuclearization of former Soviet republics after the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570335/Former-British-Ambassador-Moscow-warns-Russia-invaded-Ukraine-difficult-avoid-going-war.html#ixzz2uflPPrJb

  32. White House has released a photo of Obama talking to Putin (see Twitchy), but it sure looks like he is talking to him on the standard Meridian telephone system…rather than the White House secure telephone system. I would have thought that kind of phone call would be secure. Just a photo op?

  34. CTV’s Question Period did a segment that discusses a 500 page report on Liberal senator Colin Kenny. This report covers Kenny’s misuse of staff and sexual harassment of the same.
    It should be headlines at the CBC soon … or not.
    The piece starts at the 15 minute mark.
    http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?binId=1.811561
    BTW, my interpretation of JT’s dismissal of the sitting Liberal senators would leave Kenny as the only Liberal senator. Kenny had pulled himself out of the senate before JT’s foolishness, but did not renounce his Liberal designation. JT’s grandstanding would not apply to him.

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