In keeping with NDP prospects in the province, a winner is not possible. However, a prize will go out to the caption judged 1st Runner-up.
(Note – my apologies for the double posting. If your caption was lost in the deletion, please repost it here.)
How’d I end up at AoSHQ ?
In this picture, you see roten camber.
I’m beautiful.
And I am a socialist.
And my shit smells sweet.
“We regret to announce the cancellation of tonight’s speech by Mr. Broten, due to an unfortunate encounter with Nemesis.”
Gee, that guy smiles more than I do!
Stay strong Broten, you’re a winner… don’t let them see you cry.
Guess who’s got a boner?
I’m so cheap I took this myself!
God I am hot!
Well, he looks good on paper…
Blonde vs Grey
Farmer vs Suit
Truth vs Advertising
” I just finished my perennial childhood crisis in midlife and I realized I need state sinecure in the socialist system to maintain the lifestyle I envisage is proper for an aging really hip progressive narcissist so I’m passing off my lame ass as a democratic Populist – even though I have no concept of democracy or populism – but the perks sure looks good from here – vote for fantastic ‘lil me!”
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairiest of them all?
Oh, Mon Dieu! C’est moi!!
. “I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody…”
“They finally got it right — a T instead of a K!”
GM
He is like a man beholding his natural face in a mirror; for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straight-way forgetteth what manner of man he was. – James 1:23,24
He could always go with that old standby:
Mr resident….tear down that Wall.
I think I can. I think I can.
“Hey, this picture doesn’t show how I part my hair on the Left!”
Man this is going to be tough sledding. The average voter is a whole lot smarter than when Al, Roy and Lorne were running this sh*t show. The usual bullsh*t about closing nursing homes, banning trade unions and privatizing STC just doesn’t fly anymore. But I still have my ace in the hole …. that s.o.b. Wall hasn’t done a thing about enticing the Houston Astros to move to Moose Jaw.
“The plaid shirt will make the difference!”
“I think I need a nose job.”
Has my skin been tinted orange enough?
“Now that’s a beautiful poster. If only we had enough donations to print another.”
Oh Lord, its hard to to be humble. . .
When you are perfect in every way. . .
“So that’s what an “unwanted” poster looks like, eh?
If his team thinks Saskatchewan can be better does that mean the NDP is going to dump Marxism and embrace liberal democratic capitalism?
He could capitalize his name on the poster.
“Dammit. Best unionized photographer in the province, and still not as good as Brad Wall’s.”
My God–if I`d known I looked so good–I`d have stayed with the Saskatchewan Party!
” ‘Hope’…it’s gotta say ‘Hope’ on the bottom”
Not bad, but it needs a touch of Link.
The author of the 2011 NDP election platform unveils the same plan except without the unpopular items.
“…and, after 2015, this can also double as my resume!”
“I’m Cam Broten, and gosh darn it, I like myself!”
“I knew I should of got a Lenin mustache.”
“Geezuz, that head has its own weather system.”
“Before I decide, let me see the one without the shirt again…”
“Yeeesssss; Cher, Rihanna, Charo and now, cambroten!
I’m going to win the next election! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggonit, people like me!
“So, you hold it this far away, relax your eyes, and … there’s the Hammer and Sickle!”
“Could you make my first name skinnier and my head fatter?”
“Gee, my idea of using disappearing ink for the NDP on the sign worked out well!”
“Well this sucks, you can’t even tell it’s a socialist jumpsuit!”
Where’s the rest of me?
“Thank you Sandy. In early news today what’s described as a “deeply engrossed Saskatchewan NDP leader” was taken to hospital after he tripped over a chair and fell headfirst into a glass bookcase.”
Closet Communism …. IN Plaid!
Proving once again that NDPee twinks can’t find the farging shift key.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog garn it I’M WEARING PLAID, PEOPLE!
I’M A SHOOOOOOO IN!
The former Minister of Education in Ontario was one Laurel Broten. Does anyone know whether
this Goof is any relation? I rather suspect there is a connection as our young Laurel was a real Leftie.