8 Replies to “If You Want Revenge on a Leftist…”

  1. mother of i was do bad job was not worked on raising kid and faced mental illness because i turn so fool.

  2. I disagree with The Captain, but only slightly.
    SUCCESS is the best revenge. Have a nicer house, have a nicer car, have a nicer wife. Indeed, still be married! That’s the Conservative revenge on liberals, who inevitably have none of these things.
    Success is sexy too. Makes you thinner, happier and better looking by the time you’re fifty.
    Anybody can look good at twenty. It takes proper living to look good at fifty, because by then those inner demons have chewed their way to the surface and you wear them on your face.
    Quit drinking, smoking and quit watching the pr0nz that passes for TV these days, you’ll probably look pretty decent at 50.
    Oh, and quit being a mean SOB too, otherwise you’ll end up all pinchy faced like that plastic-laminated gargoyle Nancy Pellosi. Just consider that good old Nancy there has been the recipient of the very BEST possible cosmetic treatment that medical science has to offer, plus the best possible camera angles and lighting supplied by a slavish media. Think about the boiling cauldron of cruelty and eeeevile that must be brewing behind her eyes to make her look like that.

  3. Time to start a drinking game with i,n, ok or whatever alias of the day is. Every time she comments, take a drink. The first person able to translate the gibberish into English wins. Bonus points for finding a logical train of thought.
    Skoll

  4. In my experience *nothing* gets the leftists more upset than a stay-at-home trophy wife. This drives them nearly berserk.

  5. *Sigh*
    I am the stay at home trophy wife who left my Economist husband because he was all work, no play.
    Really.

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