This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society

It’s a good thing there isn’t a “People for the Ethical Treatment of Activists”.

Despite $35,000,000 in annual revenues and millions of “animal-loving” members, PETA does not even try to find them homes. PETA has no adoption hours, does no adoption promotion, has no adoption floor, but is registered with the State of Virginia as a “humane society” or “animal shelter.”

Pamela Anderson’s breasts were unavailable for comment.
H/t EBD

12 Replies to “This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society”

  1. The Humane Society has become a leftist front org to divert revenues from urban zombies with puppy/kitty love into operating funds for more radical left endeavors. At best they treat animals as they would humans in their utopia – big brother love = eugenics, population control and euthanasia. They “rescue” animals to kill them – it’s lefty love in full bloom.

  2. Just another leftard ant the useful eejidits stealing peoples money.Somebody in the USSA should make a nice anonymous call to the IRS.

  3. just like most entitlement orgs, it’s all about creating a job for themselves, and not about animals at all. Oh, and they also want to force their concepts on the general public, all in the name of being charitable!!
    and Lance, your comment about Pamie’s t1ts was not fair, they had no choice as to who’s chest they grew on:-)))

  4. NME666…Wow. If you think her breasts are natural,you really do need to get out more!

  5. The only job they have really done is convince people to send them money, while pulling off publicity stunts. PETA is an animals worse nightmare.They kill pets. What there real job seems to be is destroying the farming industry. Probably to create communes while atomizing single farms.
    Peta under fire over claim that it kills most animals left at its US headquarters
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/5106600/Peta-under-fire-over-claim-that-it-kills-most-animals-left-at-its-US-headquarters.html

  6. If PETA was real, Tommy Lee would be in jail and Pammy Cow would have been treated for mastitis years ago.

  7. Justnotthinkin
    and the sillycoon didn’t have a choice either, git with the program, most actor/esses have enough plastic to start a toy factory!!!!

  8. The only folks I’ve spoken to regarding PETA’s animal death factory that already knew this, are my kids, and that’s because I repeat some stories.
    In the non-virtual world, this is a stunning revelation.

  9. Maybe PETA is just the start. Once people get used to the humane “treatment” of stray animals, then perhaps the program can be expanded to include all mammalian species. One could argue that euthanizing homeless animals of the species Homo Sapiens is the most humane solution to the US homeless problem as well as a means of reducing CO2 emissions. The expanded version of PETA could setup free shower centers where, along with their free shower, the homeless would also get a high dose injection of pentobarbital. After all, we are dealing with animals whose lives are miserable and have become feral. Those few women in this homeless population who are attractive and adequately endowed would be saved and would serve as topless advertisers for the PETA shower program.
    OTOH, seems that I’ve heard about a similar plan somewhere before and we all know how well that turned out.

  10. Just as liberals justify abortion on demand because the possibility of being born into a less-than-perfect life (or spending time in foster care/adoption) is worse than death, the animal folk at PETA think slaughtering animals wholesale is better than letting them be owned and loved by the humans most members of PETA so despise.

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