Was: “Sarah Palin Joins Al-Jezeera”, now: “Sarah Palin tries to stay relevant”.
Politico has the back-story.
I guess it’s proof the education system is failing students when a reporter gets tripped up by a site called the The Daily Currant.
I guess the author of “Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt.” projects her fear of the evangelicals under her bed.
The fun can be found at #suziparkerscoops.
I have seen what I thought were calm rational people explode in spit-bubble hissy fits at the mere mention of Sarah Palin. Even quoting Sarah in a non-political subject, such as an article she wrote regarding her special needs son, can bring on hysterics. It is quite a phenomenon to behold. You can have more success talking to a sack of rocks than to people who have been so brainwashed by the MSM.
But it IS fun to get these idiots so worked up, I’ve gotta admit. And I never miss a chance to do it, hahaha.
I can almost guarantee you that in the future a number of Leftists will tell you with absolute conviction that:
1. Sarah Palin was hired by Al-Jazeera.
2. She was then fired because she couldn’t handle the work.
That’s how they roll. Facts simply don’t matter. 🙁
Sarah Palin ate my baby! Just joining in the fun without having to join twitter.
She is their deepest, darkest nightmare.
Her very existence inspires fear and anger.
Apologist Howie Kurtz explains how she “was duped” as if she was the victim of some torturous plot that drew her in, rather than being a victim of her own credulous dopeyness mixed with slavering hatred.
…..”rather than being a victim of her own credulous dopeyness mixed with slavering hatred”
Nicely done.
I’ll try again, seeing as the filter ate my comment, again.
This is yet another example of how the left rolls. First make a stupid, ill informed comment. When found out, steadfastly remain ill informed and double down on the stupid. After a period of being beaten up and losing all status, confess and receive absolution from peers, thus sating the desire for a continual state of catharsis. Also why purges among the left are an irresistible treat.
She’s probably the daily currant’s author in the first place.
I’d say the “slavering hatred” comes from those who spazz out at the mere mention of her name.
Agree.The DC is SO obviously Left Wing no one could suspect it was a real news site.
The article posted there,”Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Flight with Black Pilot” should be enough to indicate to anyone where their sympathies lie.
Not a single “parody” of a Democrat. Hmm.
Incredible.
How, even a marginally rational human, could read that Daily Currant article and miss…… entirely miss, fan, skip, omit, disregard, dismiss and/or overlook the multifarious cues littered throughout that satirical piece……breathtaking. Astonishing.
That mistake has to be a career ender. Bet she takes at least one other with her too.
“spit-bubble hissy fit”
What a great image Soccermom!!!
Iowahawk is indeed the master:
David Burge @iowahawkblog
“There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times.”
The Daily CURRANT – raisin false hopes among leftists. Next they’ll produce some piece claiming that Al Gore sold his network Al-Jazeera and the gullible will fall for it.
One of the great lines over there:
“Palin to drown sack of kittens in river today after stopping by orphanage to remind the children nobody loves them”
“spit-bubble hissy fit”
Yeah….can I use that….
After watching Ben Shapiro vs Piers Morgan….and reading a precis of Shapiro’s book “Bullys”…I was reminded of an incident a while back.
A vasual mention of “Sarah Palin” in a supermarket line…incited such a reaction from a large, domineering well dressed individual….he projected malice. Doing my best camelion act I enquired whether he was threatening violence with his display….he made the wrong response…and realized that the eyes are the mirror of the soul…..a gal beside him advised him….”right now is a good time to shutup and run-away…”
He did…typical bully.
Soccermom and Ben Shapiro are sooooo right.
Did you know that Suzi Parker is the worlds only living brain donor?
I know, it’s crazy, right? They really do spazz out. It is somewhat comforting, though, to know that Sarah Palin is living rent free inside their empty heads, torturing them daily. Heh Heh Heh.
When you ask them where they get their info from, they invariably say MSNBC, etc. Then I laugh and say, “Oh, you’re one of the 10 people who watch that channel?” and then roll my eyes. Makes them even angrier. Or say that I can’t help if they’re dumb enough to believe Tina Fey is Sarah Palin, which is where most of them learned about Sarah.
And this “hatred” they say Sarah has. Where did they get that from? I read her book, have followed her closely. Have seen no hatred. Just a different point of view than some of those idiots, but no hatred. But of course that’s how conversations are shut down.
I think it’s “slathering” not “slavering”
This explains the MSM fear of guns.
It’s from shooting themselves in the foot so often, they’ve no toes left* on that foot, to stop them from endlessly turning in that direction.
This also goes to explain why they are so dizzy.
The Mainstream Media slogan- “There is no satire like self-satire.”
* (pun intended)
Another one for Iowahawk:
“Mission accomplished: “suziparkered” becomes a verb http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suziparker … h/t @Thorrison #derp”
Remember now: Suzi Parker is smart. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
I’m glad Sarah Palin is having fun with this. It’s a post-birthday treat for her.
If these allegedly smart journalists really knew Sarah Palin, did it ever occur to them that the Daily Currant and the Al-Jazeera rumours might be- oh- a tad fictitious? Was there ever an inkling? These dopes couldn’t analyse the difference between wet and dry.
Pavlov’s dogs salivated when a bell rang. Suzi Parker, like a trained monkey, jumped when told. However, monkeys are smarter than Suzi Parker. You can teach them sign language. What can you teach Suzi Parker?
The American electoral process is a popularity contest much like selecting prom royalty, it’s not about picking the person best qualified such as selecting the class valedictorian.
Well, she is from Arkansas, so I’m assuming she has Bill Clinton’s DNA. 😉
@SarahPalinUSA: Hey @washingtonpost, I’m having coffee with Elvis this week. He works at the Mocha Moose in Wasilla. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia
Suzi was probably looking for a promotion to the editorial board….she might get it now. She won’t get fired, by tomorrow the idiot liberals at WAPO won’t even remember what she did today. They’ll be too busy ooohing and aaahing about Obama’s SOTU speech.
Sarah Palin caused Kim Jong-un to prematurely detonate his device #suziparkerscoops
The Politico site at the link has a link in turn to a photo essay on ‘Saskatchewan, Canada’
I had no idea Islamicization was that far along in everyone’s favorite rectangular province.
” “We may not have camels, deserts and genies, but we’ve certainly got lots of oil and caribou – which are kinda like the Christian version of camels.”
My favourite line of many.
This ‘writer’ was so eager to take a poke at Sarah that she did her usual diligence.
I had great difficulty convincing a lefty friend that Bill O’Reilly was a free man. It seems my buddy had read on Daily Currant that an arrest of the TV host had been made. Not even my pointing our ‘Currant’ was enough to convince him that he had been gathering ‘news’ from a spoof site.
just when you think the msm could be any less relevant.